Thebluemage

Now, as a lover of all things punny, I issue a challenge to everypony out there. Lets see who can come up with the best{or worst,depending on your viewpoint} pun! C'mon, lets get this pun train a'goin!

To say Strife was shocked by this turn of events would be an understatment, How dare you pick me up! I am the Great and Rude Strife! Champion of Chaos! Why, you better let me go or your house is getting the tee-peeing of a lifetime! Of course, the crimson crusader never said that, it may have....bad consequences. Instead, Strife attempted to teleport, but just when he began to feel himself be pulled through the aether,it seemed to slip out of his grasp ans sizzle with a pathetic farting sound. What? How did that happion? Wait a minute...perhaps it was the choclate milk? Maybe because of it's caotic orgin it is damping my magic! Either way, this is bad, I should just play along for now and have fun with it,maybe cause a bit of chaos! the last thought brought a smile to his face and he decided to look for the most humorous looking group. Quickly finding the group with the colorful creture once again he decided it would be funny to watch this confoundable colt make a foal of himself in front of them. So, pointing towards the one with what looked like,to his mild surprise, a wand and said."I think she is the one, go on, talk to her!" His last thoughts on the subject before starting to think about how he should get his foalnapper back were along the lines of..."Whats the worst that could happion?"

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I hope you enjoy your stay!

My my, is that Deadpool I spot? You have splendid taste in Comics,my friend! Anyway, welcome{back} to Canterlot! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Good day and welcome to Canterlot! Enjoy your RPing experinece!

Listhening to the rather sticky pony's suggestion of finding help, Strife's smile only grew,"Thank you, that would be wonderfull! I think there is a Unicorn doctor WAY over there!" Strife said quickly, his fake laughter stopping entierly while he said it, and pointed towards some random Unicorn. Alright, the moment this sucker runs off,I will teleport to say.....Strife began looking around for a deserted area, I know! The rooftops! I am such a genius!

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! If you need a dose of insanity, here is my card!

Strife finally stopped laughing as somepony covered in chocolate milk started questioning him,Why does somepony always notice when you don't want them to? Come on Strife, think of something! Suddenly, Strife had a rather genius idea, devious and untrustworthy, but genius none the less. With a michievious glint in his eye he began laughing even louder then before, trying to make it sound painful. "I'm sorry! I can't stop laughing! I was cursed by the evil Discord!" Strife lied through his now forced laughter, hoping the pony would believe him and forget about the whole thing.

My "fascinating" hobbies include: Video Games. Writing.{When it is a topic I care about,that is.} SCIENCE. Basketball.{Not my favorite hobby,but because of my height I am always asked to play and I am good it} Painting models. Reading. Try to hunt down as many Deadpool comics as possible.

I think they could play all our sports, just in a modifiied way to suit their lack of arms.

Welcome to Canterlot!

.....You monster! That young calculater still had her entire life ahead of her! Did you not hear her screams! Her last moments shall haunt my dreams for many a year to come... (Surprisingly high-quality vid, great job! )

Welcome to Canterlot! Hope you enjoy yourself!

Welcome to Canterlot my friend!

A fellow Grammer Nazi? We shall see... Welcome to Canterlot! Enjoy your stay! Here, have an apple!

Ah dang, Shyshy beat me too the Southern card, aw well, I hope you enjoy your stay in Canterlot! And may your jimmies never be rustled and you never be Forever Alone! Yes, I like memes too.

Oh come right on to our temple of Fun, A sensial land sublime! We have multiple versions of every conversion and people of every kind! If your a fellow who likes it more mellow we have something you will find a treat! Just two clicks more and you can have a bit more, we specilise in the deranged! Welcome to Canterlot! {That was my welcome song....it needs work... }

I really like Octavia myself. Here is a simple equation to show why: Pony+Classical music= Huge potential for awesome.

Level 2? MADNESS! MADNESS I SAY! But you may be right...maybe,just maybe, we may get to level 3 if we are lucky and it is a good day...

{Quantum is a slightly insane Earth Pony scientist who enjoys experimenting and apples, he has come to the Ever-Free to search for experimentation subjects as the Royal Family cut his funding... In case you are wondering, he has a Pink mane, white body, and a Test-tube filled with Apple-Cider as a cutie-mark.} Quantum walked quietly through the Ever-Free,trying to avoid waking up some of the more dangerous things in the forest, unlike some Ponies that come to the dark forest he wasn't here for adventure, he had come to collect rare plants he could experiment on. So far his luck had been.....less then favorable. "How hard is it to find some flowers in a gosh' darn forest!" he whispered out to nopony in particuler.Before noticing a strange ruin nearby, it looked desolate and it brought a tid-bit of knowledge to the fore of his mind,"Wait one apple picking minute! Fairy's Neck,while rare everywhere else, is said to grow very commonly in the shadows of ruins! This is perfect!" Quantum said to himself ecstatically,a crazy edge coming to his eyes. If one was watching Quantum, all they would see after these words were uttered would be a white blur and a Pink haired Earth Pony sporting a Stetson sitting in front of the ruins, inspecting it with a critical eye.Then,when his safety inspection was finished,he said three simple words, "Seems safe enough!" with that said, he began climbing up the ruins very carefully, all the while checking every crevice he came across for the elusive plant. That was until,he found a very BIG crevice.... "Holy Barometers! Where'd the ground go!" and with that, he fell into the ,rather obvious, hole and fell hard into Science knew where, the last thing he saw before blacking out was a strange creature he had never seen in any biology book surronded by a Pegasus with fascinating wings and a....thing that looked like a pony.

@Viliefort: Yay! I'm special! {But we already knew that, didn't we?} @SaucySpider: I hope I don't fit in like a tetris piece, or this might not end well.. It is fantastic to meet both of you! Have a pony!

....It's like looking into a mirror.... Say, what did the Atlantic ask the Pacific? "Water you doing?"

(Howdy folks, hope you don't mind if I join in, and sense noone has taken the guy who released Discord then I shall take him!) Strife sat under an old willow tree and watching the "survivors" camp around the edges of the Ever-Free. He still couldn't believe he had made it all the way to Ponyville without being caught by those idiotic guards. "Just goes to show ponies get lazy when they live in harmony to long! Good thing they have me keeping them on their toes!" He thought to himself smugly, oh how he enjoyed disrupting their false sense of order, and his latest act out-did everything, even the time he egged the Royal Gardens! Oh and what a feat it was! He had just unleashed the Lord of Chaos and Chocolate Milk on the unknowing population for rudeness sake! He would of gone back to his Secret Base of Evil and Unpleasant actions{aka: his one room apartment.} but he decided to come and see firsthand the chaos he had set into motion. And it was hilarious! He watched a pony try to run with a tail made steel and a unicorn that breathed bubbles everytime she spoke,but the funniest thing he saw was some strange beast wearing ridiculous clothes talking to group of ponies nearby, he could barely keep his laughter inside! "I feel like I am going to burst! You can't find comedy this good nowadays!" and with that,it happened, the laughter burst from him like water from a faucet and he had to grab his crimson chest to stop the hilarity-induced pain. Finally pulling himself together, he realized what he had done,"I'm such an idiot! What if somepony noticed! Calm down Strife, play it cool..." He thought to himself as he put on a awkward smile, desperately hoping nopony noticed him.

So, what do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh!

And I love apples. But only apples.