Thebluemage

Yes...yes...Welcome to Canterlot! I, the Blue hued Mage of awesome, welcome you to the always active Canterlot!

"What? They actually found the Elements? I'm going to have to speed things up if my zombies don't kill them...wait why in the name of me is there a cat? I need to get Strife out here in enraged mode to take care of these fools. But for now, a lesser champion will do." Discord mumbled to himself and summoned a large,grey Earth pony who seemed to be a Viking in front of the Element finders. With a quick snap the Viking began charging at them, oh how Discord loved emotional manipulation! .......................................................... Strife was soothed by her words, heck this whole place was soothing to him! "Yes ma'am, I'm sorry for yelling." He,for the first time in many months, apologized, but in a place of such order, how could you be rude? But soon, a soft voice started speaking in his head, You do not belong here, Strife. This place is not for you. You are a tool of immense chaos, you can never have this Order.Your special talent is causing pain and misery.You do not belong here,Strife." The repeated over and over in his head. "No.NO! SHUT UP YOU BUCKING STUPID VOICE!" He screamed in rage before jumping off the table and running off,still not fully bandaged, Why the buck am I not falling threw the cloud? Must be a stupid cloud walking spell. He thought as the voice grew louder and louder, making it impossible to keep thinking, before it finally happened. He reached the edge, and fell off.

No problem...I totally did not do that by accident...

Okay here is a rundown of everything new that has happened for Pony hooves. 1. We got a security system and two security guards, Watcher and Clear. Watcher is a Unicorn who used to be in the royal guard and Clear is a chicken...Pegasus that wants to be a Royal Guard. 2.Watcher shot Easy and Neon with Magic bolts, putting him on everypony's "hate list". 3. Swash is working his Mojo on Snowy. 4. Speaking of Mojo, I introduced two new tenets to the Grey Area, Mojo is a mystic Voodoo Witch/gypsy/showmare who was never sanctioned by what little government they had in her homeland and Gumbo is her massive older brother with a dark past... 5. Cookie has arrived, he is a Su Chef that apparently has beef with Mojo. They got into a fight and she threw poison joke all over him to give him hid "just desserts" but he shook it off onto Mojo and one thing led to another and now most of our cast is infected with various and hilarious mutations. 6.Watcher is now trying to force Mojo to leave because she is too dangerous. Let's see how that works out for him! 7.Oh yeah, and another new tenet has arrived, he is a Unicorn named Hotshot who used to be a Sport Star before he was fired for blowing up at a fan who insulted him

Anti-changling Propaganda should do the trick.

I really like it! I think I will add a special perk to my bio. Just for the heck of it! I can't wait to start!

Okie doke, I can wait a bit.

I don't have Skype. But I've used it before and I think I could get it. Also, can the RP start now that we have all 6 elements? I can't wait to start the puns!

Discord laughed as the tin-can charged up his cannons,"Oh worry not! My computerized friend! Everypony will play my game! Whether they like it or not! There are just a few rules we all have to follow!" Discord raised his arm, but before he could snap, but a familiar Earth Pony with a magical blade appeared next to the robot, ranting about peace and order and a demon Alicorn before charging at him,"Ah. So that is what happened to Zion. I never liked him, he was so bland with the way he committed genocide!" Discord grumbled, he on the other hand was much more varied in his techniques! "I guess you want to play as well! That means no sword or jewelry for you!" He cackled and snapped his fingers, removing the robot's wings and cannons, the horns and wings from all the Unicorns and pegasi present, any other objects of magical orgin, and closing off the exits. "Now let the game begin! You shall search through my ever changing maze and TRY to find an artifact that may defeat me! No cheating,or I win!" He laughed as he began floating into the air,"Oh and Potey, sense I don't want you getting brutally murdered yet. You will start at the other end of my maze. Good luck!" With that, he teleported to his previous position in the air to watch the resulting fun. "Oh and Fireheart. Don't get in my way or I will destroy Fillydelpia. Also, I want Strife back." He shouted at the Alicorn as he rose into the air. ................................................... The Crimson Former Guard cringed as the health salve stung his open wound,"Hey! Watch it why don't cha!" He barked in pain. Wait...did she say higher then Cloudsdale? If he wanted to escape, he would need an airship or something... Did he even want to escape lest he face the wrath of Discord?

The Spirit of Disharmony rolled his eyes at the Colt's threat,"Sure, I'll leave. I have business in Canterlot anyway! As for you. I hope you will enjoy chaos almost as much as I do!" He laughed as he not only fired a mutation at him, but also sent him to Cloudsdale.His only regret was that he couldn't see the hilarity that was sure to ensure! "Now that is taken care of..." With a pop, the asymmetrical prankster disappeared, only to reappear a moment later at the place where his rampage began. Discord surveyed the city of Canterlot from miles up in the sky, oh what a beautiful scene! His followers duking it out with Royal Guardsmen, houses partially destroyed, citizens running through the streets terrified. Whats not to love? "But you can always make improvements!" He laughed to himself, his joyful mood returning at the sight of such chaos. With a snap of his fingers, reality began to bend, the sky began turning from the most blinding of whites to darkest of blacks, the houses not totally destroyed became either inverted, floating, or upside down. Even the ponies themselves began to change, some losing control of their magic while others turned to stone, nopony was spared and it was glorious, it was a good thing he could share this moment with the Mask, which hung in the air by his side, suspended by the glories of magic. "As much as I would love to watch, I think it's time I visited my old friend Celestia! Oh how pleased she will be to see me!" He laughed darkly, but before he could teleport to the long time object of his disdain, he heard a ruckus from the ground below. "Ah! The labyrinth! So many fond memories...oh my, is that? Oh now that is just too rich!" He said in disbelief as he looked down to see his not-so-favorite Servant, Potey, facing off against not only that fun-kill Fire-Heart, but also that blue unicorn and the Celestia Fan-Mare. Deciding that now was too good of a time to play a game to pass up, and deciding that Potey could handle himself until he got bored,Discord teleported to the ground in a flash of light, appearing in front of the two disgustingly normal Unicorns "Why hello there, my little ponies! Care to play a game?"

Wut? Actually...

Heal Flim +3 Hurt Mr.Cake -3 Power Up Discordx2

He may beat this guy up. But he will have one heck of a flashback...

I guess that is all we can do with an RP like this, hm?

Bah, humbug. C'mon, I think it's kinda adorable!

That's the hilarity of it my friend! Besides, I've heard of far worse!

Night A! And with the Colt/Mare ratio, your going to have to fight Gumbo if you want Mojo!

Discord groaned at Potey's words,"Really? Skyhaven? This just got interesting. I'm too busy to siege Skyhaven right now,especially for one pony. Strife will have to put up with whatever bland tortures they expose him to." He hated Skyhaven, it was so boring! Looking up at the rude pony with a look that simply said really? This is getting old," Too bad. Your going anyway. I shall be there in a moment." He deadpanned,"Remember, your skating on thin ice." With that, he raised his hand lazily and sent him to a random location in Canterlot. ......................................................................................... Strife tried to look to see who he was talking to, but that only ended in more pain. "I'm...Strife." He mumbled out, fearing that if he didn't give his name they would deprive him of medical attention.

{OOC,Hyperbrony, Discord is extreamly tall compared to the average pony. So I don't exactly see how he can grab him with enough force to make him drop somepony.} Discord narrowed his eyes at the foolish little colt that dared touch him,"I will not be the one leaving. I'm already home. You on the other hand are not welcome here. Adios." With that, he gave the colt the gift that keeps on giving, a back-handed slap with enough force to knock him back several feet. The Dark Deity turned back to the Element of Greed,"Now back to you." Discord muttered, turning back to Pouty,"You will go redeem yourself by making sure my forces in Canterlot succeed while I findout where Strife went." He ordered, the undertone of his voice making it clear there was no room for an augment. ............................... Strife slowly came back to the world of the living,"W-where am I?" He mumbled, it looked like he was inside of some....castle? Aw buck, was he in Canterlot? Was he going to prisin? He would not go back there!

Discord rushed over and grabbed him by his weak, frail neck,"My fault? I think you should rethink what you just said." He growled, making sure he kept his neck nice and constricted.

Discord fell to the ground, he had come oh so very close to being drained, he stared at the corpse of his long time foe's host, what killed him? Potey? No, not possible. Staring down at the body, Discord grinned insanely as he scrambled over to pull the mask off Silver's face,"Well, well, well, I guess your not as good at choosing hosts as you claim!"He taunted before limping to his throne, his wounds slowly healing all the while,"I think I will put you next to my throne and make you watch as my followers destroy your precious world! Oh how much fun we shall have!" He laughed as he fell into his seat, he then noticed that the leaders of all the respective Chaotic Factions were staring at him, confused as to whether he was the God he said he was. They dare dought me? Their Daddy Discord? Their master? Unaccptable.He thought to himself angrilly, before putting on a smile,"What are you looking at? I let him hit me so he could have a false sense of security! It all went according to plan!" With that, the Faction Leaders looked more or less convinced. Looking over at the Element of Greed, Discord's eyes narrowed, how dare he try to ruin his glorious plan! "Care to explain why you stole Strife's powers and allowed him to be captured by my oppisite?" He growled out, turning off the orb to avoide prying eyes or ears. Before he could hear his excuse however, a vaugly famillier Brown Earth Colt began walking up his temple Steps,"How did you get here without being welcomed?" He asked as he motioned for some very-confused guards,"Oh well, here is your welcoming crew! This should be good!" He chuckled before sitting to watch the show.

Discord shouted into his orb as he ran at his opponent, it was currently connected to all his temples scattered across this vile country, so he can give orders to all his worshippers,"The time has come for us to rise! Begin your revolts, Gangers of Fillydelphia and Manehatton! Rise Chaotic Cowboys of Applelossa and Dodge Junction! Begin raiding and looting Vicious Vikings of Stalliongrad! Not-so-nobles of Canterlot, overthrow your false rulers! For Chaos!" He yelled into the orb, very soon all his followers scattered in all of Equestria's major cities would begin the war against order. And soon he would lead them, he simply needed to destroy this parasite. ..................................................................................................... Strife wanted to growl as he heard Potey mock him from his unseen location...but he found himself incapable of feeling anger, what was wrong with him? He also felt himself grow weak as Song casted her spell, by the time they were at the Royal Gardens, he was unconscious.

Thanks! Go ahead, I want to see what you come up with! Thank you very much! I shall now wait {im}patiently!

Strife fell to the ground in pain as Potey ran off into the distance, yelling insults all the while,"W-whats wrong with me? It feels like my insides are on fire!" He muttered between pained gasps. What he didn't realise was that he was feeling the effects from all the injurys he had taken, the countless energy bolts, a building collapsing while he was on it, his ribs being broken, and most of all Silver's attack. He couldn't continue to fight, but if he stopped Discord would punish him. What should he do? M-maybe I should take her offer. I bet I need medical attention after all...and I won't be able to chase down Potey until I get better. He planned out in his head, besides, this chick could probably destroy him! He would be usless dead! "Alright. I just need medical attention, I don't feel so good." ............................................................................................................. Discord roared in pain as the blade was sunk into his flesh, he had enough of this nonsense! He was a God! He would not be sent back to his stony prisen. "Get off me you cur." He growled as he felt his power be drained, he grabbed the Earth Pony by the throat and threw him off his temple, firing bolts of Chaos Magic at him as he fell. He then pulled the sword out of his body, ignoring the intense pain and threw it at Silver, rushing behind the blade ready to strike at him.