Dubstep

This was a strange day that just kept getting stranger, not that DC was complaining, not only did he get to get some snack, he got to go on a date with a cute filly, even if it WAS only temporary, "Uhh...Some raspberry muffins for me thanks..." the colt said nervous out of his mind, sure this was probably all a ruse to get something out of him, but he didn't care, never pass up a free gift really, "So uhm...What...uhh...What kind of science do you do exactly?" Dark said nervously, not knowing what else to talk about, he was 80% sure Oppen REALLY didn't want to be here, but may as well make the most of it...

*whistles nonchalantly and posts his* Dubstep: Can't speak over a whisper without his voice cracking horribly Dark Core: Turns pink and fluffy and oh so non-villainy looking Lemon Sunrise: Can't stop eating sweets and can't stand sour things Glitzen Glamour: His reflection disappears, oh the HORROR!~

I'm just sneaky like that *runs off*

Oi, occupied Brawl!...Oh and welcome to the forums Sam!

Neon Pop Ziggy DiamondDust Voting for Neon cause of the flashy style and I'm a sucker for pop music, and voting for Ziggy cause he's metal yo *headbangs* and on a serious note, I enjoy their back stories, very well done, can't wait till Dub gets to rock out with Ziggy xD

That shrub is a spy! Lol, welcome to the site, enjoy your stay, there's free muffins and coffee in the break room =D

When someone say 'Oatmeal', ask if they're crazy

"Hehehe, spunky...I like that, you'll do just fine kid" Dark said sniffling a little, "Crusaders huh...hahaha, best of luck with that! Don't take guff from anyone, besides, I don't make fun of ponies for not having their cutie mark, I often find those WITH cutie marks are more useless than those without heheheh" he laughed regaining his usual smug and better than you demeanor, "But remember child, if you or your 'Crusaders' interfere with my plans at world domination, I won't be nice about it! I'll not have some meddling foals running amok and foiling me, stay out of my way and when I rule this world, the ones who called you a blank flank will be strung from the highest hills or perhaps fed to a Hydra even, OOH that gives me an idea!" Dark said with confidence as he reached into his pouch to pull out a blue print, he had all sorts of 'evil' things is his Pouch of Doom, from water balloons to itching powder to bottled Poison Joke extract, "I could take some vines and wrap them up and use them as a yo-yo over a hungry Hydra, oooh the possibilities!" he said lost in thought drawing sketches on his blue print, rather sloppily though.

Yay Orange and Yay Oranges the Fruit! *hug*

D'awww *huggle*

Stopping dead in his tracks at the sound of the young foals words, Dark stood motionless for a moment and silent for a moment,"As a matter of fact.....I was the last in my class..." he mumbled quietly but loud enough for them to hear "....Who makes fun of you for not having a cutie mark?!" he said without looking back, tears of remorse and rage falling down his cheeks, "NO ONE DOES THAT! NOT ON MY WATCH! I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!" Dark yelled, "Such things will not happen so long as I rule this land!" his rage building as he thought on the past bullying he received and the bullying his sister was going through at this very second, he couldn't let it just happen, not on his new turf, not when he was just gaining a foothold, at least in his mind, beginning to calm down some so he could plot, Dark spoke, "I never make fun of someone for having a blank flank, even I'm not that low, now tell me" he glances over his shoulder, "Who's making fun of you for not having their cutie mark? In the name of all that is evil, they willl rue the day that they picked on MY minions!!" he said turning around to face the two, not noticing the hair dye in his pelt started to run a little around his face.

"Yes, apologize... Dark said in a calm demeanor despite the insolent filly yelling right in his face, "Do you know how HARD it is to get stains out of this cape?!" he stated firmly as the little foal behind MudBug began to whimper, her eyes swelling with sadness "What...What you did wrong?!" he stammered out as he noticed the young girl didn't have her cutie mark yet, normally he didn't care whom he tortured, but Dark had a soft spot for 'blank flanks', after years of being made fun of as one "...Just never say I'm not evil again!" he waveringly yelled as he brushed the dirt out of his mane, turning back to the muddy one, "Heheh, amateur am I? Who's the one flailing around in the mud like a fish out of water? So childish...Your little friend there should run along and make herself useful, perhaps as a doorstop or a paperweight! HAHAHHAHA!" he said laughing, watching the filly shiver as clods of mud fell from her mane, it looked rather nice, realizing he was staring at her he shook his head snapping out of it, Huh, hmph, well, as much as you hate to see me go, I must be off! I must find out if the other minions in the town are as disrespectful to their future rule as you two are!" Dark scoffed, giving one last look at Sweetie Belle with a slight hint of guilt, he started to walk off again and talked to himself "Hmm perhaps there's a cleaner or something around here, blast it mud stains are horrible!"

As the self proclaimed 'Master of Evil' is walking away, a splat of mud knocks him forward, throwing off his balance causing him to face plant "GAH!" he shouted as he fell, standing up and walking over to the two in a huff "You rotten little puddle of muck! HOW DARE YOU MUSS MY CLOAK WITH YOUR FILLLLTH! AND YOU!" Dark yells as he points at the little one "NEVER...EVER...Insinuate that I am not EVIL! Or the consequences shall be DIRE! AHHAHAHAHAH!" he cackled like a mad pony laughing at the rain, his red hair partly covered in mud falling in his face, "Now, minions, apologize before I get mad and I'll let you go free... Dark said with a evilly smug smile on his face.

"Heheheh...HUH?! OH BLAST IT ALL! Dark shouted out as he saw the sloppy one jump to guard the little one with the beautiful hair, "Curses...nothing ever goes exactly as planed. No matter! As long as someWHOOOA!" he gloated but lost balance and fell forward out of the tree, "Ack! Ooh my aching....everything!" Dark coughed as he stood up dusting himself off and adjusting his cloak, flipping it in a dramatic fashion, checking to make sure it wasn't damaged, "Good, good, everything intact!" looking over at the now dripping filly, Dark couldn't help but laugh, "Ahhahahahahahahah! I think you look better covered in filth! What a good way to start a day, nothing like a good water balloon toss." smiling as he began to walk away, Dark began to say "Poor poor girls...My reign of terror has only just begun!"

Dark Core, the greatest evil in all of Equestria, was out for a morning stroll, singing to himself rather flat,"...and I do it all because I'm evil! And I...Ohh what have we here?" he said to himself as he noticed a mud covered filly and a little foal chatting it up, they seemed to be having such a nice conversation, sadly for them, Dark wouldn't let that last too long, "Heheheh two perfect targets for a little early morning evil heheh!" he laughed as he ducked behind a tree and began to climb it, reaching into his pack carefully, Dark Core pulled out a couple of filled water balloons, "Let's see, a little to the left" he said as he levitated the balloons into position, "Ready...steady...FIRE!" Dark shouted as he sent the balloons flying towards the two unsuspecting fillies.

*sniffs at the air then looks at Cinnamon* Is that a...Monty Python reference I smell =O

or the giant hole I blasted in the wall when I came *points to the HUGE hole next to the window you crawled through* But indeed welcome to the fold, enjoy your stay, there's muffins and coffee in the break room, don't touch the passion fruit ones, those are mine *does the I'm watching you stare*

Welcome to the fold Gem =D Hope you enjoy your stay

"Hmm, that's a good idea eh" Dub send pondering, he hadn't thought about the fact that he'd be up against Neon for gigs in Ponyville, but that doesn't mean he can't try to be friends with her, getting up he walked over to where Neon and her fangirl was and said hello, "Hey there ladies, how's it goin, I'm Dubstep, it's an hounour to meet you Neon." Dub said with a smile, he hadn't ever been this close to someone famous, that he can recall anyway, most of his time was spent up behind his turntables, "So how's it goin', groovy I hope?"

Sounds a lot like this Werewolf game I played on Whirled, I suppose I could give this a shot =3....heh....shot...mafia humour

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I think Big Mac's taken XD

AJ! *hugs* Price of gas is up, sadly XD

Now now, I'm sure little MudBug has a crush on DC =P