If a tree fall in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack. ---------------------- How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -------------------------- A Czech peasant got three wishes, and wished to be of noble birth, with a beautiful wife, and world famous. He woke up in bed next to a beautiful woman who rolled over and told him: "Get up, Franz-Ferdinand; we have to be in Sarajevo in half an hour." ------------------------- Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.†Helium doesn’t react. ------------------------- be silly!