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    *calmly nibbles on a Jaffa cake* I say, the weather is mighty fine around here, is it not?
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    I dearly apologize, I'm a tad bit illiterate in the mannerisms of Starcraft and the like.
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    There was once a time where Jerry Seinfeld fought a giant man-sized Lobster business-man. I forget the rest of the story though, I guess it just blew right over my head! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. There's no amount of liquor or illegal substances in the world that can bring sense into that.
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    Thou must increase the output of Pylon based troops
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    Art thou disgruntled?
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    Scientific studies show that 273845091 people are too lazy to read that number. - Unknown
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    *peeks over the edge of the table, eyes darting at the party-goers* ...ohai I can has class? *dons small top hat and monocle*
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    AAAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH PEOPLE I'M SHOOTING FOR *fires Pinkie Pie launcher at random*
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    *checks pockets* Uh....I've got about 38 bits aaand...some lint. I can still fight in the war, right?
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    Yoink.
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    Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. - V for Vendetta
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    Why did I not know about Kingdom of Loathing earlier?

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    I've come back 30 years in time to win this thread. IF YOU STEAL MY VICTORY THE TERRORIST ROBOT VELOCIRAPTORS WIN
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    Orca Occulta Voluptatem.
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    How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes I struggled to find any truth in your lies And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know My weakness I feel I must finally show
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    That still isn't very good.
  17. Total-Tortilla
    hey guys whats goin on in dis thread
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    Your will won't help you here, boy.
  19. Total-Tortilla
    I claim this post in memory of Steve Jobs. To take this post from him is to dishonor him, like dancing on his grave.
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    I have the sadness. My iPod and MacBook are now in memory of him.
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    I wanna watch Freakazoid now...

  22. Total-Tortilla
    And now you aren't. See how things go?
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    My band's now doing a Halloween show for our first gig. Mass awesomeocity!
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    But the difference between you and I losing is I can accept losing and am not swayed by it.
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    It's generally because of my major view on most of these things. I guess in retrospect, MMA is awesome any way you look at it. But the other items are just things I've openly despised, but somehow enjoy some of them in their own right. Black Ops was still terrible though, there's no saving that.
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