As it is said in Jonny Cash's 'When the man comes around' And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.
Pinkie pie was dressed as a chicken. Scootaloo is a chicken. Pinkie pie was dressed as Scootaloo. Hence forth you are technically dressed as Scootaloo. I rest my case. Pink pony is best pony