Ask Linkhopper your questions!

[Cathalos]

what would stop you?

[Linkhopper]

what would stop you?

The balrog.

[Cathalos]

why doesn't the Balrog want you to listen to the "song"?

[Linkhopper]

why doesn't the Balrog want you to listen to the "song"?

Cause I killed him in a deathmatch. He never really recovered from that.

[Cathalos]

kill him again! unless im playing as him in LotR:conquest. then just let him be. or in that case me.

can you agree to that?

[Linkhopper]

kill him again! unless im playing as him in LotR:conquest. then just let him be. or in that case me.

can you agree to that?

Wait, are YOU the balrog?

[Cathalos]

in lord of the rings conquest? yes. and in Lord of the rings: the third age on east moria evil mode? yes. other than that? no.

does this surprise you?

[Linkhopper]

in lord of the rings conquest? yes. and in Lord of the rings: the third age on east moria evil mode? yes. other than that? no.

does this surprise you?

Whew, for a second there I thought you were the real balrog.

[Penumbra]

I think you mean Dr. Horrible if you are referring to my steam name , and it would be much easier if you could drop your username so I could send you the invite.

Would you believe me if I said I was the only Penby in the world?

[Linkhopper]

Would you believe me if I said I was the only Penby in the world?

Depends, are you a secret agent of sorts?

[Cathalos]

where are balrog's balrog friends?

[Linkhopper]

where are balrog's balrog friends?

I think balrog is the only balrog.

[Cathalos]

wasn't there more than one balrog at gondolin or whatever the heck it was? and he is referred to in lord of the rings: TTA as "A [not the] Balrog of Morgoth [further evidence there is more than one]"

i think he's called "the" too, but i dont care about taht right now.

am i wrong?

[Linkhopper]

wasn't there more than one balrog at gondolin or whatever the heck it was? and he is referred to in lord of the rings: TTA as "A [not the] Balrog of Morgoth [further evidence there is more than one]"

i think he's called "the" too, but i dont care about taht right now.

am i wrong?

Was this fabled balrog in the books?

[Cathalos]

well, gondalin was in the silmarillion i believe, so maybe, depending on if you count that. there might have only been one, or none. i haven't read it in a while. and TTA is not book related. its a game. more book related than the movies apperantly. lots of stuff in TTA. lots and lots of stuff.

ever played lord of the rings: The Third Age?

[Linkhopper]

well, gondalin was in the silmarillion i believe, so maybe, depending on if you count that. there might have only been one, or none. i haven't read it in a while. and TTA is not book related. its a game. more book related than the movies apperantly. lots of stuff in TTA. lots and lots of stuff.

ever played lord of the rings: The Third Age?

Nope. I haven't tried any lotr games

[Cathalos]

would you if i told you it was a great game except for the ending?

[Penumbra]

Depends, are you a secret agent of sorts?

Would I have to kill you if I said yes?

[Linkhopper]

would you if i told you it was a great game except for the ending?

What happened at the end?

[Linkhopper]

Would I have to kill you if I said yes?

I wouldn't worry about that considering if you tried to kill me I could inject cyanide into you in a matter of seconds.

[Cathalos]

you go from randomly killing all the ringwraiths in pelennor fields to killin sauron bye hitting his eye. and then it shows credits and goes to the menu. its a great game, right about to the last 10 or so minutes. then its disgusting.

why did you want to know the ending?

[Linkhopper]

you go from randomly killing all the ringwraiths in pelennor fields to killin sauron bye hitting his eye. and then it shows credits and goes to the menu. its a great game, right about to the last 10 or so minutes. then its disgusting.

why did you want to know the ending?

That ending is a disgrace to Tolkien ;_;

[Cathalos]

yes it is. i was very upset, cuz it was a great game right up until the end. then it was awfulful. bleh.

how would you have ended the game? if you don't know enough about it to give a good answer, guess anyway!

[Linkhopper]

yes it is. i was very upset, cuz it was a great game right up until the end. then it was awfulful. bleh.

how would you have ended the game? if you don't know enough about it to give a good answer, guess anyway!

I would do everything by the book!

[Haseo]

Oh great and powerful LinkHopper, I beseech thee! A question has been floating within my noggin for quite some time now, one that only you can answer!

Is any part of your body comprised of cyanide or cyanide accessories?