Ask Your Friendly Neighborhood Midnight

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Hey Everypony!

I saw all of the "Ask so-and-so" topics and thought "huh, they don't know many things about me"

SO! Here is your chance to, well, ask me!

EDIT: On second thought, It's a bit wonky answering questions here. Have my new tumblr link instead!

http://ask-midnight-blackhorn.tumblr.com/

[MidnightBlackhorn]

I'm probably not going to get any hits on this am I? Ah, well, I tried

[Cadabra]

I'm probably not going to get any hits on this am I? Ah, well, I tried

Patience young Skywalker. I don't get too mant hits myself, but when I do I answer randomlu.

Speaking of such: your first random questiin of random proportions!

Paper or plastic?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Patience young Skywalker. I don't get too mant hits myself, but when I do I answer randomlu.

Speaking of such: your first random questiin of random proportions!

Paper or plastic?

Neither taste very good to be honest.

[Cadabra]

Neither taste very good to be honest.

But their so high in fiber!

Boxers or briefs? You know, for empty calories.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

But their so high in fiber!

Boxers or briefs? You know, for empty calories.

Why choose 1? I Choose a boxer IN briefs

[Cadabra]

Why choose 1? I Choose a boxer IN briefs

Combo! Twice the calories in one easy to wear package.

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Probably Rainbow Dash, since I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about

[Cadabra]

Probably Rainbow Dash, since I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about

50's doo wap music. They popularized such nonsense as chang-chang-changity-chang-shoo-bop, whap-boma-looma-balap-bam-boom, and other such nonsense.

Then again we have lyrics like Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah making it into the top 40 these days, so we really haven't come that far musically. At least back then they did not use autotune.

Stuffing or potatoes?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Potatoes. Stuffing gets me full too fast.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Huh. No questions. I guess I'm boring

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Still waiting guys

[Linkhopper]

So if you could would you turn into a tennis racket?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

So if you could would you turn into a tennis racket?

Maybe for a day or two, just to hit a ball with my face

[Linkhopper]

So, what is the best colour tile on the rubix cube?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

None of them. Hate the blighted things. They mock me

[Linkhopper]

What would you do if your eyeballs turned into scorpions wearing clown wigs as they tap danced on dolphins?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

I'd meet the 11th doctor and go beat up spyro the dragon with a block of cheese