Ask Oil Wells (In Character)

[OilWells]

(I was bored so I decided to make one of these "Ask Me" threads, so I'll be answering questions in character as Oil Wells)

Lets get this confounded non-sense over with!

[Amaroq]

Hey, yo. Oils. What's your favorite junk food?

[OilWells]

Junk food? Bah! An important businesspony such as myself has too high of standards to eat such things!

[Cadabra]

What would you do with 100 balloons?

[OilWells]

Find an area in short supply of balloons and sell them for a profit!

[OilWells]

Are there no more questions for a business pony such as myself?

[Bronyboy42]

Um, yes, do you harvest/sell oil from oil wells? If so, then your name is very fitting for what you do.

[OilWells]

Of course I harvest and sell oil, I am the owner of "Oil Well's Kerosene and Supplies" after all!...and yes...yes it is quite fitting...guess I'm lucky it all worked out, now stop being so suspicious!

[CaeruleusEquus]

As a business-pony, what are your thoughts on the increasing demands made by the proletariat?

[OilWells]

Am I not a pony who rose through the ranks like any other? Did I not start from the bottom and work my way to the top? Does it sound like I am trying to avoid answering your question while feigning an answer? Well, let me tell you something, as a proud businesspony/hard worker I promise to do what I can to get the job done...Now just go on your merry way before you realize I didn't actually answer anything.