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[Penumbra]

NO!

I saw him first.

*Tugs on other hoof.

[Appliance]

I tried to suffocate/burn him first! >:C

*tugs*

Also, my hooves are gloved. :I

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Oh Celestia! I am literally being torn apart by hatred!

[Penumbra]

You don't know the meaning of it Pegasus!

Just because your hooves are gloved doesn't mean you have the first cut!

I took murder 101!

I have more knowledge of killing in my left hoof that you have in your whole body!

*Bites down on Pegasus

[Fawkes]

BOTH of those are lies.

This pony was in my employ before any of that.

Angie even drew a picture to prove it.

SO THERE >:[

*tugs EXTRA hard*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Agh, why won't anypony help me! -struggles around a bit-

[Sulvuss]

Agh, why won't anypony help me! -struggles around a bit-

Whats wrong, Ashmatic?

[Fawkes]

I AM helping you D:<

NOW STOP STRUGGLING.

*grabs tail and tugs on that too*

[Penumbra]

*Tugs even more harder than extra hard.

Oh come on fawkes, I won't kill him THAT much

Its nothing personal Pega

Now stop struggling

*Licks

[AsthmaticPegasus]

OW! -thrashes around a little more-

Penby... what... never mind....

[Appliance]

Ugh.. You get off of him!

D:<

*headbutts Penby*

Don't you lick him like that! He prefers a bit of nibbling before being suffocated.

>:I

*swats Fawkes with tail*

I'm your tyrant loving ruler! LET GO.

[Penumbra]

*Gets headbutted

Ow

Why would you?

ow.....*sniff

FINE!..*sniff

You keep him.

I hope you get all the fun you wan't out of him.

*lets go

But just as you see the light flicker out of his eye, remember who you hurt.

*sniff

[Fawkes]

*parrys tail swat with my own tail*

Bah!

We've played this game before, my dear.

You know how it ended last time.

So in other words, NEVER.

YOU LET GO.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Agh! Why is this happening!

[Appliance]

....

Aw, Penby..

We can..

We can share him.

I don't really wanna hurt him anyway.

I just.. ah..

*twiddles hooves*

;~;

...

*headbutts Fawkes*

You wish.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Screw it instead of fighting both of you, I'll favor someone

-thrashes away from Appy, trying to escape her grip-

[Fawkes]

...

...

...

*stares at Appliance*

*a line of blood drips from nose*

*cough*

Pegasus, my dear. I'm going to borrow this.

*takes tea tray*

Kay?

Kay.

*smashes it upside Appliance's head*

>:[

[Appliance]

:I

Oh, I see.

Dent his tea tray with my head? Not very gracious of you..

*rubs back of head.

Very well then.

If it's a tussle you want..

*drops Asthmatic*

It's a tussle you get.

*smacks the tea tray away*

[Fawkes]

*pulls out switchblade*

*switches the blade*

*tosses from hoof to hoof*

Yo dun kno who yo messin wit, poni.

*CRAZEE EYES*

[Appliance]

Oh yes, I most certainly do know who I am messing with.

A RUFFIAN AND A THREAT AND A CRIME TO FABULOSITY

Now, let's not be foalish.

Would you hit a mare with glasses?

Yes?

:I

Good.

*grabs flamethrower*

[MagicBolt]

What is going on here?

[Appliance]

:I

Just.. just..

about to burn him down?

Yes?

[AsthmaticPegasus]

You guys can work it out amongst yourselves, I've got to go to sleep.

-falls asleep in ponies arms-

[Fawkes]

Oh my, this all seems SO familiar...

*absentmindedly taps the tip of the blade against my chin*

Uncivilized violence.

Groundless threats.

Your big, dumb face... :I

Ah well.

*pulls back hoof*

*flings blade into flamethrower fuel tank*

[Appliance]

Petty insults, dear? You'll have to try harder then that.

A lady never accepts defeat :3

And my, you're tiring me.

*flaps wings and releases the flamethrower*

Aw.

I liked that one.

:C

>:C