Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD!BEAT HIS BOTTOM UNTIL IT IS THE COLOR OF A DESERT SUNSET! Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Be more practical. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 I have a creeping suspicion that this has been done before... Link to comment
BlackFang Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 no no noo, physical pain only lasts that long,emotional scars on the other hand... Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Stuff like that never happens to say BATMAN!!!"Alfred, tell the orphanage to send another one... a tougher one this time!" Link to comment
BlackFang Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 because he is THE GODDAMN BATMANthose effects on regular fillies kids on the other hand... Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 The question is; Will it blend? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 You can't blend The Goddamn Batman. Besides you'll have to find him first. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 I found the Goddamn Batman once.I no longer have blood.He punched all of it out. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 One day my love. I will feel your embrace. We will touch. I have only looked afar with lust. Soon they day will come. The day when Celestia's sun will break. I will know. My love will dawn. And when it dose it will dawn in fire.For you are mine. Forever. So say a prayer for me in silenceLet no cathedral mock our heartsThat's when I will be forgivenLet us never fall apart Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Skyriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 The bane of our social existence and banishment from the loving rays of the sun shall be heralded by the thunderous clang of steel on steel and the wet splatter of warm dragon's blood. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Trekking through the blistering snow as our hoofs' burn from coldness. Our breath dwindling as well as each steps. The winter of Skyrim won't be wrapped up and it will be glorious. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Piercing scream in the night, the eyes of the eternal worm blaze down from jagged, snow littered peaks. Hide so thick, time struggles to pierce. The Heavens open their flood gates and the Kingdom is hammered with relentless hail and strikes of searing lightening. And from that chasm of cataclysm, amidst crash of thunder and between flash of lightning, down descends that elder beast upon unfurled wings, that hungering demon, that bane of man's existence! And atop the tallest tower, with blaze of steel and blast of hellfire, the unstoppable force is met with the immovable object.Oh Spike, forgive us all! The rivers of the Kingdom shall run crimson with the blood of your kind. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Spike can deal with it. I'm also making it my personal duty to screw over the economy system and create a depression. Link to comment
Rocky Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Don't know what I should post... Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Nothing.Posting is futile.My victory is imminent. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Hmmm.. You seem to have allot of cockiness. Wheres' the fun if we all stop posting?In May 1864, as Major General Sherman said, after being sent a letter by Mayor Calhoun (of Atlanta) , begging that his city be spared from the Union attack."You might as well appeal against the thunderstorm." Link to comment
Captain Obvious Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 My awesomeness blew this whole thread up.I won, didn't I? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Hmmm.. You seem to have allot of cockiness.Wheres' the fun if we all stop posting?In May 1864, as Major General Sherman said, after being sent a letter by Mayor Calhoun (of Atlanta) , begging that his city be spared from the Union attack."You might as well appeal against the thunderstorm."Stop posting.My victory is imminent.I am a thunderstorm. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 let me think about it.......... Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one.Surrender now, before you humiliate yourself. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Hahahaha, it funny how you think you'll win. I think that the victor will come down to who lives the longest and last time i checked, i'm younger than most of you. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Oh, silly Penumbra...You forget outside circumstances...*hides axe and chloroform* Link to comment
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