Last post wins

[Rosewind]

Yes! YES! *whistles* Chocolate covered stallions, everywhere!

[Penumbra]

*Puts 'Free sample' sign around neck

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Roise seems too happy.

[Cathalos]

isnt a stallion, though...

i have chocolate on my face from the 3 musketeers bar though. does that count as being covered in chocolate?

[Appliance]

*pointedly refrains from approaching chocolate-covered stallions, because, blech*

You'd better like fast cars, cheep booze and high stakes.

I like the fast cars. Depends on the booze and the stakes, though.

I'm very selective about my alcohol. I don't quite like the bitter ones.

[Rosewind]

Pemby™ is the once daily tablet for...we're not sure yet. Pemby™ is not for everyone. May cause nausea, hang-nails, dizziness, bleeding, fear of the letter "S," vomiting, bad singing, and intense craving for peanut-butter dipped pickles.

[Winter]

*chucks chocolate at Appy*

I am going to pay dearly for that, I bet.

Cathalos, good game.

*backs away and leaves to wash off chocolate*

[Cathalos]

and all the things from progenitorivox... but its worth it... for the penumbra you need.

and winter, you do to me what you did to justin and you will regret it. justin has a sense of judgement. i dont.

[Winter]

Hehe, I wouldn't do that to you anyways, Cathalos. I like you. Justin... well... He was a jerk.

[Cathalos]

now now, he wasnt a jerk. he was just being stupid.

he deserved it though.

and it was fun to watch... dont take that the wrong way.

[Winter]

I should have asked you to record it. I was really mad at him then. He is a lot nicer now, though...

[Cathalos]

maybe HE'S taking progenitorivox now...

and somethings, like my piggy back picture, are fun to record.

but thats not the kind of thing you want people seeing and misinterpreting.

[Winter]

I still love the look on ......... Well, he is never going to read this. I loved the look on Rok's face! It was hilarious!

[Cathalos]

he was watching too?

funny way to wake up.

how do you KNOW he's never gonna read this?

what if im like "hey bro, you should read lpw"

and he's like "but thats like a bajamiliogillion pages!"

and im like "page 2617"

and he's like "ok"

and then hes like "WINTER I SHALL DESTROY YOUR SHOES AND EAT YOUR LUNCH!"

huh? what happens them?

[Appliance]

*chucks chocolate at Appy*

I am going to pay dearly for that, I bet.

Cathalos, good game.

*backs away and leaves to wash off chocolate*

:I

>:I

I'm going to be paying a closer eye to you nowadays.

Don't worry.

[Penumbra]

*pointedly refrains from approaching chocolate-covered stallions, because, blech*

I like the fast cars. Depends on the booze and the stakes, though.

I'm very selective about my alcohol. I don't quite like the bitter ones.

Vegas baby.

Pemby™ is the once daily tablet for...we're not sure yet. Pemby™ is not for everyone. May cause nausea, hang-nails, dizziness, bleeding, fear of the letter "S," vomiting, bad singing, and intense craving for peanut-butter dipped pickles.

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[Winter]

That's what you get for trying to melt me, Appy!

[Cathalos]

you cant order it by mail?

i want one though!

[Rosewind]

Angie Angie Angie!

Davvy and I developed new best reaction face.

_| |_

(O > ~ Fools!

[Appliance]

What's the best way to deal with pain in your finger after someone twists the proximal phalange in your pinkie?

I'm trying ice.

[Cathalos]

that looks like someone stayed up super late, turned their head sideways and back SUPER fast so their face is all messed up still, and is eating a carrot. a wide pointy carrot. named fools.

[Cathalos]

What's the best way to deal with pain in your finger after someone twists the proximal phalange in your pinkie?

I'm trying ice.

scream and yell in the highest pitched voice you can as you hit your head on something. desks and tables are recommended, but beds and pillows work too.

this isnt a joke. i try it with ALL feelings of pain. and it works. just have faith...

oh, and try not to make gollum noises, or it hurts those things in your neck that stick out and feel like bones.

[Rosewind]

Ice is fine.

Chocolate covered stallions make my pain go away.

[Cathalos]

puts on stallion mask, covers self in chocolate, and dances all funily.

look! look! im making rosewind less painful!

yaaay!

[Rosewind]

You were already covered with chocolate, Sammich. Does that makes you double dipped?

[Cathalos]

no. i eated some of the chocolate. i like chocolate. especially nurr.

did you ever had nurr? wonderful nurr...