Bring your inquiries to this thread and I, thebluemage, shall answer.

[Thebluemage]

Greetings my loyal serven-.....I mean fellow Canterloters! I have graced you all by allowing you to ask me any question you desire and I,in my infinite wisdom, shall answer.

[Lux]

What would you do for a klondike bar?

(Hey, you asked me).

[Thebluemage]

Ah! A fantastic question my good fellow! I would gather my strength and bravely walk towards the Corner Store, dashingly take out my wallet, ask for said bar with my silver tongue, and then add pre-described bar to my freezer unit!

[Cathalos]

what will happen 23 years and 45 seconds from this moment?

[Thebluemage]

We will obtain flying sharks as a replacement to the hover-car.

[Cathalos]

will they be expensive and dangerous?

[Thebluemage]

Yes, but they will be chrome, because everything in the future will be chrome.

AND they will have lasers.

[Opal]

Was your post title based off of the popular artist Joseph Ducreaux?

[Cathalos]

if a new flower grows and its not grown, will a guy come and make it chrome? if so, how would they know?

[Thebluemage]

Opal: Despite my love of that fantastic human being, I must say that my thread is named this because I was being a Hipster and didn't want to just call it "Ask thebluemage". {But now that you mention it, I may of been influenced by that glorious meme.)

Cathalos: As a result of the anti-ivy act of 2018, plants are not allowed to grow.

[Cathalos]

bee movie said we would all die if that happened. is that true?

[Thebluemage]

Not at all! We created Over-sized Chormebots to replace the flowers! And they are better then plants ever were! {I think}

[Cathalos]

until now, you were referring to the future as the future. you just referred to as the past. either the chromebots already exist and somepony isnt using them despite the fact they are better than what we have, or you're from the future. which is it?

[Thebluemage]

The Chromebots were made in 1999,but were hidden in an underground bunker by hippies until they were found in 2020.

[Cathalos]

The Chromebots were made in 1999,but were hidden in an underground bunker by hippies until they were found in 2020.

so both?

[Thebluemage]

Yes. But I can't tell you where they are, as that would disrupt the Space-time or something.

[Opal]

So Pinky hasn't disrupted space time enough for that not to matter in the first place?

Also, Does it blend?

[Thebluemage]

Pinky pie is already too much for Space-time to handle, I don't want to add any more pressure to it then I have to!

Also, yes, yes it does blend. It is very pretty.

[MorrisonCamaro]

You walked north and reached a tunnel, what do you do?

[Thebluemage]

Paint it Chorme and make people pay money to take pictures.

Also, why North? Wouldn't south or East of worked just as well?{Haha! Now I am the one asking ze questions!}

[Cathalos]

why are you the one asking the questions? why underline a vertical line? it doesn't exactly stand out.

[Thebluemage]

Actually, a vertical line does stand out.

And I ask questions do you can think about my ansewers.

[Opal]

In this far off distant land, what has become of some of the glorious musicians of today, such as Beiber and Rebecca Black?

[Cathalos]

And I ask questions do you can think about my ansewers.

what does that mean?

[Thebluemage]

Opal: You are very fortunate to live in a place so far away you are not affected by the likes of Justin Beiber or Rebecca Black...

Cathalos: Ahem, the computer sent that out wrong, that do should be a so.