Fawkes Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 ............................................WHO AM I?WHAT IS THIS?IS THIS REAL LIFE?MY EYES... MY EYES ARE COVERED IN FUR...I CAN FEEL IT...I CAN FEEL IT EVERYWHERE...I CAN FEEL THE ABYSS...AND IT PURRS....IT PURRS INTO MY SOUL! Link to comment
soraos21 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 *covers Fawkes' eyes* No, Fawkes! Do not look at the Hypnocat! Focus on DisQord! FOCUS ON DISQORD!!! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 DisQord...DISQORD...DISQORD... HE PURRS....HIS EYES... THEY ARE CATS... AND THE CAT'S EYES ARE CATS... AND THE CAT'S, CAT'S EYES AR--...*pulls away Grim's hooves from my eyes**eyes have been replaced with furballs*I have seen the abyss.It is full of cats. Link to comment
soraos21 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 *pours a chocolate milk of glass on Fawkes' head* THE POWER OF DISQORD COMPELLS THEE! THE POWER OF DISQORD COMPELS THEE! VACATE THE BODY, MIND, AND SOUL OF THIS BRONY AND LEAVE HIM TO THE MACHINATIONS OF DISQORD, SON OF TZEENTCH! Link to comment
Appliance Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 *pets cat*Good thing we aren't crazy like him, huh, Timm?Oh no wait..*wide grin*We're all mad here!*puts cat on head* Link to comment
soraos21 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Of course we're mad here. The question is, to what degree? After all, what is madness but a setting of the mind? *grins oddly, then his face slides off and lands on a plate, revealing a beanbag sack with button eyes* RUN. 1 Link to comment
Penumbra Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 If we are all mad, then in our eyes we would all be sane. Its only someone who is sane according to us would be mad.But i'm not crazy. No i'm sane, i am COMPLETELY sane. Tee Hee Hee Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I'm saner than you.WAY saner.Saner than ALL THESE PONIES.*furball eye falls out*...oh! Glass! Mmm!*laps at the glass from the chocolate milk as it trickles down my face* Link to comment
soraos21 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Yes, Fawkes. Consume the glass. It'll do you good. *blasts the fur eyes with fire* Now, follow me to the temple, my fellow DisQordian... There may be influence left over that needs dispelling. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 *my furball eyes are lit on flame**they crumble and fall out, leaving gaping, empty sockets*Warmth. I fell warmth in my head!It's so cuddly, comfy warm.NOW LEAD ON, MY KITTY CAT FRIEND!ONWARDS TO THE TEMPLE OF LIONO! Link to comment
Penumbra Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 1...2...Penumbras' coming for you! Link to comment
Rocky Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 *Ahem* I do not blame Penumbra for getting me to read Cupcakes... I would have found out one way or another. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Penumbra gets allot of people to do allot of things. I won't what to corrupt anyone's innocent minds (Except you Fawkes) of the things iv'e seen and gotten other people to see. Lets just say, colored breakfast and sour fruit celebrations are my main source.Rocky, you are the forth pony I've gotten to read cupcakes. (I've been doing this for a while) Penumbra: 4Everypony else: 0 Link to comment
Appliance Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Hey, Penumbra.Ya won't beat me.*rolls up pony sweater sleeves* Link to comment
Rocky Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I got you to be my friend, Penumbra! HAHAH! ... Does that count???? Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I've gotten at least two, maybe three people to read cupcakes. I wasn't even trying ._. I still haven't read cupcakes Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Hear that, Penumbra?Wee, ickle Angiekins does what you do without even trying.She's very nearly beating you at it too >:3Oh and she still has her Pinkie Pie innocence too~I think you need to look for a new hobby, Penumbra :3 1 Link to comment
Davroth Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 yeah whatever wait did I do this before...? Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Hmmmm... nnnope. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 BUUUUUTTTT! My exact words to rocky were 'If you haven't heard of it i wouldn't recommend looking it up' So that just proves that i can get ponies to something while telling them not to do it. 4 is only my 'cupcakes' score, i have allot more points for allot of other things. You will all be subjected to some horror by my hoofs. Roll up your sweater sleeves all you what. It won't help. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Sometimes...I like to turn off the lights...And sit in the corner...And close my eyes...And sniff a bottle of cologne...All while running my fingers through my hair.I like to pretend you're there with me, Penumbra.And then I whisper in a deep, monotone voice which sounds suspiciously like Bill Cosby, "I love you more..."But yeah. You know what they say. You can't corrupt the corrupted. I'mma child of the Interbutts :3 1 Link to comment
Penumbra Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Oh but I AM with you! I'm always with you! Imaging ways that you can say my name.I would lick knives for you attention. Hug and stitch my hands together so i would never let go.Snap the tendons and ligaments in my ankles so i wouldn't walk away. If i had no cheeks i could smile forever and so you how happy I am.A lot of ponies might think this is madness but i am not crazy. I have not lost my mind, it is with you! Link to comment
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