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WHO AM I?

WHAT IS THIS?

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

MY EYES... MY EYES ARE COVERED IN FUR...

I CAN FEEL IT...

I CAN FEEL IT EVERYWHERE...

I CAN FEEL THE ABYSS...

AND IT PURRS....

IT PURRS INTO MY SOUL!

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DisQord...

DISQORD...

DISQORD... HE PURRS....

HIS EYES... THEY ARE CATS... AND THE CAT'S EYES ARE CATS... AND THE CAT'S, CAT'S EYES AR--...

*pulls away Grim's hooves from my eyes*

*eyes have been replaced with furballs*

I have seen the abyss.

It is full of cats.

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*pours a chocolate milk of glass on Fawkes' head* THE POWER OF DISQORD COMPELLS THEE! THE POWER OF DISQORD COMPELS THEE! VACATE THE BODY, MIND, AND SOUL OF THIS BRONY AND LEAVE HIM TO THE MACHINATIONS OF DISQORD, SON OF TZEENTCH!

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*pets cat*

Good thing we aren't crazy like him, huh, Timm?

Oh no wait..

*wide grin*

We're all mad here!

*puts cat on head*

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Of course we're mad here. The question is, to what degree? After all, what is madness but a setting of the mind? *grins oddly, then his face slides off and lands on a plate, revealing a beanbag sack with button eyes* RUN.

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O_o

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If we are all mad, then in our eyes we would all be sane. Its only someone who is sane according to us would be mad.

But i'm not crazy. No i'm sane, i am COMPLETELY sane. Tee Hee Hee

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I'm saner than you.

WAY saner.

Saner than ALL THESE PONIES.

*furball eye falls out*

...oh! Glass! Mmm!

*laps at the glass from the chocolate milk as it trickles down my face*

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Yes, Fawkes. Consume the glass. It'll do you good. *blasts the fur eyes with fire* Now, follow me to the temple, my fellow DisQordian... There may be influence left over that needs dispelling.

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*my furball eyes are lit on flame*

*they crumble and fall out, leaving gaping, empty sockets*

Warmth. I fell warmth in my head!

It's so cuddly, comfy warm.

NOW LEAD ON, MY KITTY CAT FRIEND!

ONWARDS TO THE TEMPLE OF LIONO!

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*Ahem* I do not blame Penumbra for getting me to read Cupcakes... I would have found out one way or another.

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Penumbra gets allot of people to do allot of things. I won't what to corrupt anyone's innocent minds (Except you Fawkes) of the things iv'e seen and gotten other people to see.

Lets just say, colored breakfast and sour fruit celebrations are my main source.

Rocky, you are the forth pony I've gotten to read cupcakes. (I've been doing this for a while)

Penumbra: 4

Everypony else: 0

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Hey, Penumbra.

Ya won't beat me.

*rolls up pony sweater sleeves*

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I got you to be my friend, Penumbra! HAHAH! ... Does that count????

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I've gotten at least two, maybe three people to read cupcakes. I wasn't even trying ._. I still haven't read cupcakes

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Hear that, Penumbra?

Wee, ickle Angiekins does what you do without even trying.

She's very nearly beating you at it too >:3

Oh and she still has her Pinkie Pie innocence too~

I think you need to look for a new hobby, Penumbra :3

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BUUUUUTTTT! My exact words to rocky were 'If you haven't heard of it i wouldn't recommend looking it up' So that just proves that i can get ponies to something while telling them not to do it. 4 is only my 'cupcakes' score, i have allot more points for allot of other things.

You will all be subjected to some horror by my hoofs. Roll up your sweater sleeves all you what. It won't help.

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Sometimes...

I like to turn off the lights...

And sit in the corner...

And close my eyes...

And sniff a bottle of cologne...

All while running my fingers through my hair.

I like to pretend you're there with me, Penumbra.

And then I whisper in a deep, monotone voice which sounds suspiciously like Bill Cosby, "I love you more..."

But yeah. You know what they say. You can't corrupt the corrupted. I'mma child of the Interbutts :3

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Oh but I AM with you! I'm always with you! Imaging ways that you can say my name.

I would lick knives for you attention. Hug and stitch my hands together so i would never let go.

Snap the tendons and ligaments in my ankles so i wouldn't walk away. If i had no cheeks i could smile forever and so you how happy I am.

A lot of ponies might think this is madness but i am not crazy. I have not lost my mind, it is with you!

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