Chrysalis/Cadence-

The Crystal Empire is a long way from the protective power of Canterlot and her Elements of Harmony. After being defeated twice by Twilight Sparkle, Chrysalis needs to feed her people- and going after Equestria is a bad idea. So she considers her other options, and the Crystal Empire is a superior option. Not only that, but Cadence herself is a superior option, as her ability to grant love is in effect an endless source of food for her depleted people. They infiltrate the city and after several weeks of preparation ambush and kidnap Cadence, incapacitating Shining Armor in the process. They fall back to their own kingdom and threaten to destroy Cadence should there be any response. Equestria is forced to sit still while the Mane Six form a plot to rescue her. Meanwhile, Cadence is forced to use her power to feed the Changeling race, weakening her tremendously but spaced out far enough to never make her too weak. The Mane Six+Armor manage to find Cadence and attempt to free her, but the super-powered Chrysalis and her minions are able to defeat them. The Mane Six retreat, but Shining Armor makes one more attempt to save his wife and is captured. Cadence, who had betrayed the Changelings in the battle and refused to service them, is given a simple choice: Use her love powers to make herself fall madly, passionately in love with Chrysalis, or watch her husband get destroyed down to the last emotion and memory. She gives in under these demands and Armor is released. Afterwards, she does just that, and Chrysalis feeds off of her endless love evermore.

Twilight Crystal Slave-

Sombra captures the Heart before Spike can stop him, and he turns the Crystal Empire into his once more. It isn't just Twilight who is captured- it's all her friends, her brother, and Cadence too. They are all made his crystal slaves, but the arrogance of Twilight Sparkle is what sets him off the most. She becomes his greatest slave and asset and through his own powerful magic- second only to the Elements of Harmony- he slowly breaks her. Years afterwards, Twilight Sparkle is the leader of his mine operations, an impassive enforcer and hardest worker who exists in such a state for the rest of her life. When she does pass on, decades after everypony else she has cared for except for Cadence, she does not escape his grasp- he has fashioned stones that contain the essence of her and her friends, who can only watch helplessly as their power as the former elements of harmony is harnessed to increase his rule across the world. Centuries later, they are freed to oblivion when an uprising destroys their constructs.

Velvet/Crescent go for it again-

No parents in history have such a successful track record except for the parents of Luna and Celestia, whoever that is. And both Crescent and Velvet are delirious proud of their children- and missing that commotion that comes with young ones. Velvet starts it off by leaving all sorts of signs0 family pictures, bottles, diapers, rattles, toys, pregnancy test strips, little notes with diagrams, little notes with underlined words, and finally signs in wood planted strategically around the house. Crescent finally got the message when Velvet stole his telescope and beat him with it until he listened. Months later, a newborn filly is where they put their hopes and dreams. They give her all the love and devotion they had to their first set, with the benefit of royal education and prestige. Their filly turns out pretty special, but alas, in comparison to what had come before a failure- the greatest hoofball star in Equestria who cures all illness still isn't royalty.

Big Mac's Day at the Spa. AKA: Big Mac's Secret Love of Spas-

Every stallion and every mare have certain ticks that seem to rage against their position in life, that are unusual or contradictory in nature. Big Mac is absolutely no different, from his love of dolls(which Applejack knows about but doesn't say anything about) to...his love of a good spa treatment, which Rarity knows about(but doesn't say anything about. Must be a sign of respect- nopony wants to knock him down a few pegs!). Once a week, usually a Thursday when the workload is small, he leaves the farm during business hours so he can get his weekly spa treatment. All the fillies and colts are at school and most ponies are working- perfect time for a stallion with secrets. It starts with a nice hooficure, the week of work being drained away as they polished and rejuvenated his massive and overworked hooves, a nice full body rinse and even sweeter mane styling. None of it is anything entirely too fancy, just something to clean him up and keep him looking just right for all the mares. He leaves a healthy tip for the giggling mares who run the place and promptly returns home to work, the world none the wiser.

The Crazy One

Twilight Sparkle sighs as she looks out of Ponyville library after returning home from the coronation...and pulls off her disguise, revealing that she is in fact Pinkie Pie. But then Pinkie Pie tries to speak and can say only "Crystallllllssssssss.....", and she vanishes in a puff of black smoke, revealing...filly Sombra! It's an odd thing for a disembodied horn to fall in love with a cursed gender swapping milkshake rotting in a dump that was cursed by a special beetle that exists only in that very swamp, but it happened. He came back to form but was set upon by a yellow hipster Giraffe named Too Tall and had a child, who was

Twilight's, Armor's, Cadence's, Colgate's, Crest's, Laramie's, Rinse's, Listerine's, Biotene's, Pharmy's, Sonic Screwdriver's, Blasted Wrench's, Ruff Day's, child...who is

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