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ParrySlice

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  1. Granted: But now the world has crappy spin-offs and everything is going to crap with the government. Wish: I wish my wishes were not corrupted.
  2. Granted: Puppies are easily disciplined but everyday they need a blood sacrifice or else they will enslave humanity. Wish: I wish I had a Hippopotamus.
  3. I'm to sexy for this shirt, to sexy for this shirt... I'm a model you know what I mean and I shake my little tush on the cat walk... That's from a song BTW
  4. Granted: Markiplier is now made of jelly and is dead and can't make anymore videos. Wish: I wish I was Duke Nukem.
  5. Granted: Lapiz Lazuli is now red but everyone in the world except you is DEAD because the Lapiz Lazuli is red with the blood of everyone in the world. Wish: I wish that I was a God
  6. Granted: The Panda jumps high and then comes plummeting down breaking the sound barrier and then creating an earthquake at impact that could devastate a small country . Wish: I wish I was wiser.
  7. Granted: When ever you use your powers it draws directly from your life force and you risk a chance of a +1% (everytime used) of bad luck and many terrible misfortunes forever... Wish: To be able to read peoples minds.
  8. Granted:Whatever Face you Shape into is ugly and most people shun you for all of eternity.
  9. I dont always play pianos but when I do I play it im extreme environments mostly fires!!!
  10. I will sassily make you do your home work so let's learn our sassy A B C's now.
  11. Your overview is the best one I have ever seen you get a star! ( an actual one here)

  12. Okay I keep posting stuff but my number of posts stays at 259 and doesn't go up what's up with that?

    1. SteelEagle

      SteelEagle

      Certain forums don't increase your post count.

    2. ParrySlice

      ParrySlice

      Oh thanks... Lols I should've known that.

  13. ParrySlice

    Girl drama

    I think you should help but if she does anything or brings what happened between you and that boy or she does something stupid I'd say back off right away.
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