Fawkes

1 minute ago, Cathalos said:

fawkes am I in trouble for failiing? do I need to seppuku now? 

Yes.

Yes, severe trouble.

Very severe trouble.

BUT NO.

Nooooo no no... seppuku is FAR too quick an escape for one such as you.

INSTEAD...

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...you must RP with @QueenCerali!! :I

GO NOW!

FEEL THE SHAME OF YOUR FAILURE AND PLAY SOME ROLES! >:I

Of Gods?

Is the color?

What color?

9 minutes ago, NastyMann said:

your crummy plan would've worked had I not been a lamo and went uptown for some booze. BUT I AM CURRENTLY ONLY DRINKING COKE. 

 

O-Only... coke?

But... but how...?

@Cathalos

Psssst.

Pst, thala.

THALA PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.

I think Nasty is plotting to steal the prized 2200 page post from me...

For the well being of our home...

I think you realize why this cannot be allowed to pass.

Do what must be done, thala.

Do not hesitate.

Show no Mercy, cuz healers are lame, use Reinhardt or Mei instead :I

5 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

remember when I offered 35 Canadian Dollars to whoever could get the last post on page 2200

 

I remember that

...

...how dare you make this fair for the babbies with no memories! D:<

BECAUSE OF THIS CLEAR AND BLATANT TRANSGRESSION

I COMMAND

I COMMAND THAT...

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...I COMMAND THAT YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE CATCA A LITTLE SMOOCH ON THE SNOOT~ :'3

4 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

I HATE ALMOST EVERYONE I EVER KNEW!

 

Also, here's your payment @Fawkes  for the song *hands over Thala*

*checks the quality of this thala*

*gives her a squeeze*

*gives her a REAL SQUEEZE*

Yeeeeessssss, this will do nicely... :'I

*CLEARS THROAT AND SPITS*

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I messed up tonight, I lost another thala
I still mess up but I'll just start ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH THALA
I keep FAILING TO RESPOND, I keep on hitting the CLOSE SKYPE BUTTON
I always get up now to see what's next

Thalas don't just fly, they DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT
Nobody learns TO TWERK SO GOOD without getting it wrong ZERO PERCENT OF THE TIME

I won't thala up, no I won't thala in
'Til I reach the thala and then I'll start THALA
No I won't leave THALA, I wanna try every THALA
I wanna try THALA even though I could fail THALA
I won't give up THALA, no I won't give THALA UP
'Til I reach the THALA and then I'll start MESSAGING THALA NONSTOP
No, I won't leave THALA, I wanna try every THALA
I wanna THALA even thala I could fail THALA

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Try everythala
Oh, oh, thala, oh, oh
Try everythala
Oh, oh, oh, thala, thala
Thala everythala
thala, thala, thala, thala, thala

*coughs*

:I

AHHHHHH PEGGLY IS HERE

AHHHHHHHH

NOW ITS A REAL PARTY!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GOOD WORK @Angie Cakes AND @CatCakey!!!

YOU'VE DONE ITTTTT!!!~~ :'D

EVERYONE SCREAM THEIR SECRETS OUT LOUD IN CELEBRATION!!!~ :'D

10 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

You do seem more like a God-for-fun kinda person

 

DO ANOTHER SONG

*coughs*

*looks left*

*looks right*

*holds out his hand*

Gods hafta eat too, ya know...

Editing lyrics don't come cheap... :'I

*coughs*

10 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

*applauds*

 

THAT WAS GREAT FAWKEY!

 

How did you get such talent!?

:'D

I submerged my head in a giant pot of boiling hot tea until I was clinically dead and, ya know darndest thing, when I pulled myself out I had the amazing ability to deface brilliant songs to fit my current situation and need!

Some people call me a superhero, it's true...

But I simply prefer to be known as a God-for-fun~ :'3

@Angie Cakes

@CatCakey

Angies and Catcas of every age
Wouldn't you like to do something strange?
Come with tea and you will see
This, our town of HUNTING DOWN PEGGLY AND MAKING HIM JOIN THE LPWAVERSARY
This is LPW, this is LPW!
Pegglys scream in the dead of night

This is LPW, everybody make a ILLEGAL KIDNAPPING
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna REPORT WHERE PEGGLY IS SO HE CAN BE KIDNAPPED
It's our thread, everybody HUNT DOWN PEGGLY
In this town of LPW!~

THERE

NOW GET TO IT!~ :'I

A BAG MADE OF TEA LEAVES, PREFERABLY

10 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

Alright! You've convinced me!

 

But how do I first find his scent if he hasn't been on in a while and didn't even respond to a mention?

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmm.

HMMMMM.

Tea :I

He's the royal tea barer of the mad woods.

SO USE TEA TO CATCH HIM.

Drink tea.

Coat yourself in tea.

Think tea.

Flow like tea and breathe like tea and smell like tea.

BECOME TEA.

This is how you will catch the elusive tea master.

Gosh speed, tea cat.

Gosh speed :'I

12 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

Why me?

I hardly know the guy

 

Why not someone that knows him a little better than I do?

BECAUSE

He'll never see you coming! >:3

Plus you're a cat!

He'll prolly see you and be all like, "Awwwwh, well hi there little kitty, are yo--.."

THEN THATS WHEN YOU SINK YOUR CLAWS DEEP INTO HIS FLESH AND DRAG HIM BACK HERE TO THE PARTY!

It's brilliant and fool proof and jus trust me yo~ :'D

1 minute ago, CatCakey said:

WHAT IS IT FAWKEY?

I need you

I DESPERATELY NEED YOU

I need you to please help me get @AsthmaticPegasus to join us for the LPWaversary...

This is of the highest grade of importance.

Many lives ride on the importance of this endeavor.

MANY CAT LIVES :'I

4 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

I know sometimes the tab pauses itself, but it wasn't paused and if it was then I shouldn't have heard the ping when I was mentioned

Catca, I need your help.

This is very

very

very

very

VERY

important <:I

@CatCakey

8 minutes ago, Cathalos said:

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I WANT THIS TO WORK
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I want an uggo colorpartyyyy WHY IS THIS BUTTON EVEN HERE

Mine is STFU by Papa Franku >:I

I would post the song but it would likely violate so many site rules that the vengeful ghost of Autumn would descend upon our little thread once more.

It's the latest upload by TVFilthyFrank

The abilities of my Stand and my Stand itself is depicted in the video.

Hes the one in pink >:I

Guess what color of the alphabet I'm thinking about :I

*stumbles into the forest*

*TRIPS ON A TREE ROOT*

*STUMBLES*

*ALMOST DROPS THE TWO MONTHS WORTH OF EXCEEDINGLY WITTY, INTERESTING LPW REPLIES HES CARRYING, INCLUDING HIS MANY RESPONSES TO ANGIE, NASTY, AND THALA; HIS ASSORTED RAMBLINGS AT PENUMBRA, THE CAT, ROSIE, MICRO, AND DREAMY; FOR SOME REASON NUMEROUS DEBATES DIRECTED TOWARDS SULVUSS AND CONOR; AND ONE REPLY DIRECTED AT DAVROTH*

!!!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*...recovers his balance*

... :'I

*wipes a bead of sweat from his brow*

*SAID BEAD OF SWEAT LANDS ON SAID REPLIES AND IMMEDIATELY SETS THEM ALL ON FIRE*

*their ashes blanket the forest and proceed to clog up the local biosphere for ages to come*

...

.....

.......all the world is pain.

Life is a plaything set amidst the whims of a cosmic horrorshow beyond the realm of our comprehension.

Death is the only certainty in a world full of endless uncertainty :'I

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SO YAAAAAAAAAY LETS CELEBRATE :'D

WOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

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Yippeee!~ :3

~~~HAPPY 'REMEMBRANCE AND MOURNING FOR THE LIVES THAT WE MAY HAVE HAD AND THE PEOPLE WE MAY HAVE BEEN IF ONLY WE HAD NOT BEEN CONSUMED BY THIS MONSTROUS VOID OF NONSENSE AND MADNESS DAY' EVERYBODY!!!!~~~ :'D

I have inserted the Enamel Key of Wisdom (Teeth) into the Molars of Eternity.

I have removed all fail-safe cavities.

And as such...

...this use of teeth is immediately and wholly approved within the bounds of the Mad Wood~ >:3

Praise be to the Lord of Plaque and Celestia save our baby teeth... for the tooth fairy so we can get some sweet caaash MONEY~

5 hours ago, Rosewind said:

 

Well if you insist, I can make that arrangement...

Do it.

Do it.

Rosie, you have to do it. 

No, Rosie, you don't understand.

Rosie, listen...

Rosie, look...

Rosie, smell...

This Penumbra guy?

He's no good.

NO, ROSIE, FEEL HERE.

This Penumbra guy?

I can't even begiiiiiiin to tell you just how many horribly villainous schemes and plots hes come to me with!

Each. And. Every one... directed right at the heart of Canterlot! :'I

That big ol' IRC raid from back in the day?

TOTALLY PENUMBRA'S IDEA!

Nasty's idea to post all that CRAAAAAZY erotica or whatever?

TOTALLY WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR BY PENUMBRA!

Donald Trump running for President?

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITITY THAT DONALD TRUMP'S BEST FRIEND IS A SHADOWBINDER FROM AUSTRALIA, AND WHO ELSE COULD THAT BE?

And how does that affect the heart of Canterlot?

WELL DO YOU REALLY THINK LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WILL SURVIVE UNDER THAT REGIME? >:I

You gotta, Rosie.

You gotta.

No, please, just give it a taste and you'll realize.

*whispers*

This guy doesn't even like jam...

YOU CAN'T TRUST A GUY LIKE THAT, ROSIE.

He'll be the doom of us all if you don't :'I

22 minutes ago, QueenCerali said:

*shrinks away* I've been here for almost a year...... 

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...

...goodness.

That's a more voraciously scandalous secret then even I could have ever imagined! :'I

ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR, YOU SAY?

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me, little one. No one else will ever know~

And a queen to boot, eh?

Oh yes, we do ever so love our royalty in our little wood.

You'll do quite nicely here, me thinks.

Welcome home, my dear Queen Cerali~

*drops the shrunken queen in a tea cup*

*places said tea cup upon a tea saucer*

*violently FLINGS said tea cup and tea saucer whizzing out into the tea forest*