BeGoneThots

I was walking with my family after eating lunch. I wanted tell my father a joke, so I started by saying "Why was the octopus laughing". My father looked at me with an unamused expression and replied, "It was laughing at my miserable and hard life because of all the effort and money I used to bring my two children here". I looked at him with my own unamused face and kept walking without saying another word. 

The end.