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starswirlthebearded

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  1. Chaos is a ladder.

    1. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      I tried to climb it once. I failed and never got to try again because the fall broke my spinal cord. :green:

  2. I want a pet Utahraptor.

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    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      Who said anything about science? I need a necromancer by the name of John Hammond.

    3. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      But John Hammond's dead too, Tom. :|

    4. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      I then need a second necromancer to bring him back. It will be complicated and messy, but that Utahraptor will be mine!

  3. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    1. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      *outlaws galactic hitchhiking* :fmad:

    2. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      And then the inhabitants of the Universe started destroying themselves by arguing who created the Universe.

    3. Parker_Izing

      Parker_Izing

      then dolphins flew out the oceans "so long and thanks or the fish" (but not for the cove)

  4. New computer is set up, new screen is set up. It feels weird having a functional computer...

    1. Dio

      Dio

      Welcome back to the land of the living.

  5. Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down

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    2. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
      And shooting some b-ball outside of the school

    3. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      When a couple of guys who were up to no good
      Started making trouble in my neighborhood

    4. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
      She said, "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

  6. The reason why Celestia can move the sun and moon with such ease is because her butt creates its own gravitational field.

    1. Davroth
    2. Lux

      Lux

      Fascinating...

       

      I must study this gravitational field source more. <3

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