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CrescentBlaze

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  1. also Cath thats an event im at, a camp ground. the guy was setting up his tent, and it was planned. I was doing sexy saxman saxograms for one coin each (fake currency that I used at an auction to get a sweet axe at the end of the event ). That guy is well known for his temper and I was paid extra because he is known to throw things when annoyed. I was unfortunate enough to turn and see a machete in my face instead.
  2. yeah there's a reason I where a mask the entire time im at those things. Its so no one will ever recognize me and therefore the people I piss off there wont find me and no one I know will know its me
  3. No seriously I did that myself. I'd like the video but its of the second time I did it (at a medieval combat sim camp out) and the guy literally chases me off with a machette. Do you really wanna see that? screw it of course you do. In this one I was payed to rick roll him and I wasnt exactly well verse in "never gonna give you up" (this was the first time I had attempted to play it, literally just made it up as I went. so forgive me it sounds terrible and there are wrong notes.
  4. nope just the bigger butt part. the sexy sexy part, which is properly spelled "sexy saxman" comes from being able to play the saxophone intro to careless whisper by george michaels and then putting on leather pants and playing it in public. I have done this. It is awesome. I got 4 phone numbers. (ok I lied it was just one, but we we're actually together for 4 months)
  5. I always like blossomforth's colors and then Fancy Pants is just king of all swag (The stallion's a high class pimp Im telling you) and of course luna is just fantastic. love her character, and Big Mac is just well he's awesome. he can say more in one word than a picture.
  6. Yes. Lyra bounce for the win. They just put so much thought into everything! I mean all the different things pinkie does alone makes my head spin! So much in fact they had to make THREE different pinkies!
  7. probly a little of both. My rear has plumped a bit since meeting shy. Or that could just because I discovered rp and now I never get off said posterior
  8. welcome to canterlot new friend! For I shall call you cane and you shall be my cane and you shall be mine
  9. Dear shyshy, whay is my butt disproportionately large for my body and more importantly why am I proud of this?
  10. thats what im saying! no donut joe. no roid rage. no shining armor or princess cadance. no changelings or QC. I want em noooow!!!
  11. does the new program have a sprite for Snowflake/RoidRage yet?
  12. guys seriously we cant swear in these recordings if we're going to upload them here. g-rated stuff or we get in trouble k? weird thing is Im just really good at changing my voice my normal speaking voice is at least an octave higher than this lol http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84560451/PAINADILLS.mp3
  13. lets see if this works... http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84560451/mah%20biceps.mp3 EDIT: WOOT
  14. Once Again...instructions needed...I am not tech savvy
  15. D: I did that and this happens... http://dl.dropbox.com/u/84560451/wrestling%20sample%20one.wma
  16. ...I cant seem to get this to work right...dropbox is working but what link am I copying over and is there a special way to do it?
  17. language dude. your new so yeah but no profanity unless you're looking for a report. Take that down before somepony gets offended
  18. I WILL!!! but you gotta teach me how you're uploading these Im a little ashamed to have been here so much longer and never found out
  19. ^ I second this I all for watching but that is almost number one on my list of worst ways to die/be injured
  20. I really...REALLY...dont care what you say about them being harmless the sight of a swarm of cockroaches going into and out of a guys mouth, forever ruined me for them. There was even an event at my school where we went to an assembly and got to handle exotic bugs, rhino beetle, awesome, stick bug SUPER COOL got to hold them both. then came the german cockroaches. I ran away and screamed about how they were going to eat my lungs . also we need to stop talking about creepy water things now...Im a great swimmer, was on a team and everything, but the prospect of not seeing whats right around my legs and having a VERY vivid and overactive imagination makes for well...a lot of hesitance to tread in that kind of water as it is. Please stop. I should find a clip of that scene from creepshow...
  21. OH MY GOD IM DYING BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I had thought to do this I LOVE voice acting. Oh god cant stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:
  22. if that was the one where its the neat freak millionaire in his new "germ proof" apartment then thats the one.
  23. this legitimately scares me. I saw the twilight zone movie man! A dude gets eaten by a swarm of cockroaches in his bath tub! Dont screw with me on this!
  24. can you do the voice of a beefed up pro wrestler? Cuz i would totally have you say things if you could
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