CrescentBlaze

((did the Great Terror scare everypony away? I swear this always happens. Look shame on you all judging someone by their appearance. He just wanted to nit them sweaters and buy ice-cream for everypony ))

Hey I actually volunteered a different OC, Wish Bone. Crescent doesnt know a darn thing about music.

aww you just seem so sweet and polite. Its refreshing

4th wall break = you are awesome in my book screw physics we can make our own rules

nope...

is it wrong if the thing I find funniest about the jesus one is that she looks uncomfortable and confused? like " you're not celestia..."

<3 <3 <3 <3 I love this! parodies are my favorite and this one just fits so smoothly! well done indeed!

Stoney perhaps you can help me with something. I used to collect these oversized trading cards that had different types of animals with all kinds of awesome facts on them. I remember there was this one really interesting exotic insect who's name escapes my mind. It had a rather long and out of the way name so forgive me. Anyway as for a description. I believe it was said to be related to praying mantis's and varied between brown and green. It hangs from branches and has large flat front limbs that allow it to very convincingly imitate a hanging leaf. I believe it is carnivorous and I think it lives in the amazon, I could be wrong about that though. Any idea as to what it could be? I would really appreciate any help this has actually been bugging me for months.

if you are posting in spam stables the posts dont count towards your post count I assume this may be the issue...possibly...most likely

thirded secondeded? whatever me too! those guys are so cool :3

((songs that inspired this turn of events... http://balloonparty....m/track/cawtion http://balloonparty....ck/dark-terrors)) There was a clang and roar as Crescent's blade sliced clean through the horn of Storm Dragon's mount disabling it's magic and making the remainder of the fight that much easier. Crescent soared passed Storm Dragon and bellowed a mighty cry of war as he threw himself at the murderer a second time. The Beast swung a massive wing and Crescent intercepted it with his sword, but the unicorn dragon's wing was harder than stone and held fast against the razor edge of the falchion. The force of the impact sent Crescent spinning and in his fury it took him a moment to right himself. By the time he regained his proper flight path Storm Dragon and his mount were on his six. Crescent had to think fast. On a whim he flared his wings to stop himself and fell beneath the monster as it passed. As the creature's belly passed above him he thrust Night Fire into its soft underbelly, spilling its innards over him. The creature tumbled through the sky and Storm Dragon released it watching it fall to the mountains below with a weak groan. The mad king was overflowing with the urge to decapitate the warrior before him, the sunlight glinting off the young king's armor like fire and Crescent's like moonlight.Storm Dragon drew his sword at a speed near impossible and launched himself at Crescent. The vengeful rebel did likewise and raised Night Fire poised to pierce the Mad Emperor's heart. The two met at dangerous speed slamming into each other with enough force to break an ursa's back. Crescent swept his sword from on low up at Storm Dragon's exposed chin meaning to split the the killer's face in two. His blade was met by storm dragons and they began trading blows in earnest. The match was unlike any either had ever fought; where every technique was flawlessly executed and immediately met with a perfect counter. Storm Dragon was beginning to lose his confident demeanor, sinking into a state more similar to Crescent's a razor edged focused rage. His movements slowly became untrained as he grew frustrated by his opponents ability to deter every assault thrown at him. He began to lose his focus and simply tried to smash the other pony to death and break through his armor. He threw his wings forward pushing himself away from the skilled assailant who waited stoicly for Storm Dragon to make a move. "I dont know who you are, but you are going to die like a dog just like the rest of this rebel scum. NOW DIE!!!" Storm shot up into the air and came down in a deadly spin his two curved short swords held to the side creating a lethal tornado of steel. He screamed in his effort to kill the Stallion that had challenged him. Crescent saw an opportunity and hollered as well crashing through the air like it was the only thing that would save the world. He swooped beneath Storm Dragons seemingly impenetrable swirling flurry of blades and grabbed his hoof, gripping him like a vice. "WHAT!?!?!? NO RELEASE ME!!!" Storm Dragon's cries of protest were futile as Crescent careened downward with his opponent in hoof. The battle raged around them, and the rebel's were clearly losing. While they were easily able to take out the imperial infantry, the dragons and dragon ponies were literally tearing their legions apart and moral was rapidly falling, if something wasnt done soon the battle would be over sooner than even Storm Dragon had anticipated. Crescent broke through the bottom of the mass of soldiers and monster and the peaks of the mountains began approaching at an alarming rate. It was at this moment that Crescent gathered every ounce of strength he had left and hurled the flailing king in his golden thorned armor down beneath him at an out cropping on just below the mountain top. "NOW YOU DIE!!!" Storm Dragon crashed into the solid bedrock outcrop with resounding thud, and the clang of bending armor. He was still conscious as his high grade protective plating had taken most of the impact but he was still stunned and lay there trying to gather himself. He never got the chance. Crescent sliced through the air faster than he had ever gone before, the air seemed to bubble around him as it was pressurized in front of him by his ungodly speed fueled by a terrifying mixture of uncontrollable burning anger and adrenaline. less than half a second after Storm hit the earth Crescent slammed into him full force, cratering the surface of the outcropping and sending up a cloud of dust. It was done he thought. He had him at last. He could end this war once and for all with one stroke of sword. As soon as he had some answers... Crescent tore off his helmet revealing his identity to the monarch pinned beneath him. "YOU!!! NO NO NO NO! IM SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU! NO NO NO NO!!!" The frustrated storm dragon writhed and squirmed beneath his captor's hooves futily attempting escape. Crescent held fast and loose a wad of spit at his face. "Shut up...listen to me...you are going to die, but not until after you answer my questions..." "BUCK YOU! I'LL KILL YO-" He was interrupted by a swift punch to the jaw knocking off his helmet. Crescent was exhausted, he couldnt hold him down forever and keeping his anger bottled was taking its toll on him. He put a hoof the the false king's throat. "What happened to her...my love...my FELICITY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!!! I KNOW YOU TOOK HER SOUL I KNOW YOU DID!!!" Storm chuckled hoarsely through Crescent's grip on his throat. "You'll see...*ack*" "What in EQUESTRIA IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU PILE OF SCUM!?!?" Crescent smashed the young stallion's head against the ground once...twice...three times. "ANSWER ME!!!" "*sniff* *cough* release...*ack* subject 67..." As Crescent smashed his head into the rocky ground again the ground began to rumble. At first Crescent thought he had broken the outcropping lose from the cliff side but his suspicions were false. The entire mountain was shaking... "What...did you...do..." Storm Dragon began cackling maniacally, his eyes rolling around and going small. "hm hm hm hehe he haha HA! HAHA BAHAHAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO STRAIT LACE'S DAUGHTER? WELL HERE'S YOUR ANSWER!!!" unseen by Crescent and most of the armies, the side of the mountain began to slide away, gradually parting in two like massive gliding doors. The rumbling continued likean earthquake sending vibrations through the air causing many soldier to crash together... ...the ground shook even harder and there was a bloodcurdling shriek undercut by an impossibly deep roar as though two opposite creatures were locked in ferocious combat... from the dark opening in the mountainside emerged a creature so unspeakably horrific, so mind-numbingly terrifying, so unimaginable hideous, that it defies all names and definitions. Its proportions were similar to a hydra but there were nearly twice as many heads, and they faced in all directions. The tail was split halfway down into five different appendages and instead of just legs it had four massive dragon wings. Its hollow eyes, there were more than necessary, looked all around it as though looking through and at everything in sight. Its heads were not that of a hydra but of dragons with enlongated fangs. The creature was enormous ten times the size of the long extinct hydra and twice as ferocious. It loosed another undefinable cry from its 11 heads as it spread its unnatural wings and took flight towards the battle. Crescent was in shock, he couldnt move, he couldnt speak, he stood there tears streaming down his face as he gazed at the unbelievable abomination of Storm's imagination that Felicity was now a part of. How could he free her spirit from that? He couldnt kill it not now, not ever. His hope was gone, his fire was gone, his will to fight his passion that anything could be done had ceased to be... "no...you couldnt have..." Storm Dragon face beaten and bleeding yet still smiling like he had won, took advantage of his captors distraction and whipped his short sword across his face leaving a deep slash from the top right of his fore head, between his eyes, and ending below his left eye. Crescent threw himself back with a howl of pain and the deceitful monarch used his wings to launch himself out from under him. He hovered their out beyond the cliffside as Crescent held a hoof to his bleeding face. "No you see dont you? Nopony will EVER DEFEAT THE GREAT STORM DRAGON EMPIRE!!! MY HYDRA DRAGON PONY HYBRID WILL DESTROY YOU AND THE REBELLION IN ONE FELL SWOOP.!!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Crescent remained silent, something had to be done. He watched as Storm flew to meet his gargantuan devil chimera. He mustered what energy he had left grabbed his helm and launched himself skyward back into the fray of clashing metal and gnashing teeth. Claws splitting armor and swords slashing flesh. Crescent blasted through the ranks of the rebellion with one word. RETREEEEAAAAT!!!!!

you got that right. and I loved how he was all suspicious of Machiavelli in brotherhood. It was a great driving point and I really did believe for about half a second he had betrayed them, but then I was all nah he said he was gonna write a book on him so...naaaaaaah

Two young ponies decide to go get ice cream and they are the 500th and 501st customers. Now they get to help develop and taste test a new flavor to be named after them for the ice cream parlor. have fun.

I like how you introduced lucky sev. Considering The assassin's enlist the help of petty thieves all the time its not a stretch for them to recruit one

ah yes I lurked that thread a bit. Fantastic job with the lyrical adaptation

truth but I think you need to get off your obsession with creepypasta and start obsessing more over ponies...they can be just as creepy

why hasnt anyone done a gotham ponies crossover yet? why why why why why why why why?????? or at least why havent I found it?

love this ^_^ but you should really put an epilepsy warning up just in case

I think Im just gonna keep chiming in with relevant humor

My pony can.. ...kill a man in reno just because he ran...

yes its the random brony encounters that make it special! Next time I go to Zerns my awesome local farmers market/auction house/arcade/petstore/place I want to live, I will e wearing one my brony shirts just in case unfortunately there are no musicians there...

definitely pokemon. Once my older cousin came over when I was five and popped it in the vcr and I was instantly brainwashed by the pretty flashy lights @_@ then their was DBZ in second grade and then after that I didnt watch any anime for a LONG time. around 15 I started watching DBZ again. Still never really got super into it like a lot of the nerd community. Kept up with some of the first season of naruto when it was on toonami, and recently started watching tri-gun. Not the greatest anime but the silliness keeps me entertained

I do my best this one counts too right? am I doing this right? but in all seriousness... I sincerely hope that those moons and stars glow in the dark

haha sauciness? wheres my spidey friend at? he should be here to welcome his kin! also... because I found this super cute version minus the sultry

hung out with my tomato-y arachnid friend and drank way too much soda and watched tri-gun. That show is hilarious fiddled around with a broken airsoft shotgun and wrote a lot of junk on this here wobsite.