Thebluemage

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I, the blue-hued wizard, hope you enjoy yourself!

Welcome my friend! I, the allpowerful mage of blue, welcome you to Canterlot!

Welcome my friend! Enjoy your stay at Canterlot!

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! Don't you worry about being hated! I am physically incapable of it!{Well, at least on this site...} Once again, welcome to Canterlot!

It is the only liquid we have left....

"Let me take a look at em, ah have studied the Pony biology extensivly and I can figure out how bad the damage is." Quantum said helpfully, he would do anything he could to help the poor guy, he just hoped the glass hadn't entered any vital organs, or this could be very bad.

Catholos: Listhen, we have only just figured out the secret recipe for the perfect cider, how do you expect us to know that?{ We made one batch! If anything ever happened to it would be lost FOREVER!} Golgo: NOOOO! NOT THE CIDER!

Dear Prince Solarious Today I learned that some people ponies DO look up. Your almighty deity The skypony Thebluemage

I think I am close to converting one of my friends and my brother to Bronydom.....Soon...soon...

Dear Princess Phil You know that mind control device we were working on? It works. Your dashing master of magic Thebluemage

Huh, I thought I put somepony else....oh well, fixed it.

Catholos: I don't know! Let's find out, shall we? {If you just referenced how the Last Emperor of China went insane, then I fricking love you. } Golgo: If thou think thy can handle my sweet moves,then yes. I shall.

Golgo:because you need dance lessions, I mean really! That's all the ammunition you got on the dance floor? Cathalos: well actually you become the immortal master of Cuba. So never.

You....how could you vote Applejack down? Heal: +5 Applejack Hurt:-1 Mr. Cake. Power up:Applejack x2

In the short time you have been here, you have brought a smile to my face with your numerous acts of excitment. In other words, your hilarious!

Cathalos: You would be cold. Opal: You can find him on the mystical realm of Uranus. Ploting world domination. Best of luck to you friend!{I got ten bucks that says the wizard wins, any takers?}

Dear Princess Phil Don't listen to Golgo! Poor soul is halucinating! I shall....take care of him.... Your Dark and evil wizard Wizard Thebluemage

I was looking upon Knowyourmeme one day and noticed that the number 1 image gallery was something called My Little Pony, Freindship is Magic. At first I thought it was a joke and I decided to humor the website and as I looked through the gallery, I thought to myself, Some of this is really well-made! I soon realised, that it was not a joke and their was an ENTIRE FANDOM dedicated to....ponies. Not wanting to judge them without getting any information, I decided to watch 1 episode to see what was up. I ended up watching every episode that was out at the time and emerged a Brony.

Slightly unhinged Scientist, Quantum, walked the freezing streets of his current residence, Stalliongrad, with a barley hidden anxiety. He had just finished his biggest project to date, and while most ponies in his position would be jumping for joy, he was very, very, nervous. You see, while his experiment had so far been successful in lab tests, today would be the first time it would be taken for field testing. Which,because he was deemed overworked from the weeks of sleepless work nights, he was not allowed to help with. This caused him to become very frustrated, what if it didn't work? What if he showed up at work tomorrow and he was fired for being a terrible scientist? What if- "Sweet Celestia, ah need something to distract myself before ah go insane!" Quantum said to himself desperately, he was about to learn to watch what you wish for... Crash "What was that!" Quantum yelled out, it looked like somepony had fallen through a window of some fancy looking house! He quickly ran up behind another pony with a note-pad waiting behind the closed door, and greeted him with a quick howdy, he had to make sure the poor fella was okay!

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I hope you enjoy your stay!

Welcome to Canterlot! You just reminded me I have to submit my application! Thanks! If you need any help, let me know!

Oh...oh my...Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I hope you like remixes! http://youtu.be/E2so9mx3Iag I have a feeling you are going to fit in just fine here! {Love the Me Gusta pic, by the way.}

Ah! So THIS is where you came from! Nice place, needs more Morgon Freeman. Welcome to Canterlot my friend!

Yes, but I have a feeling the African Republic will soon change that policy.