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Collapsed at work today. By no means a pleasurable experience, but certainly a novel one.... don't worry though; I'm fine
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Dear Celestia, get an ambulance!
What was it? Lack of water? Not enough sleep? ZOMBIE INFECTION?
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It was too much nicotine and not enough food.
As it happened I collapsed right outside a first aid seminar, so I regained consciousness to find a crowd of 10-15 people standing around me trying to work out how to apply DRABC to my situation. An ambulance was called, and they checked my blood pressure and blood sugar levels before shaving patches of leg and chest hair so they could take an ECG...
Much hilarity was had at my expense when I returned to work.
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