Brony-Vas-Normandy

Tea. Who would drink it? It tastes like leaves. Leaves do not taste good.

*Full-on punch in the gut* GO WRITE SOMETHING. MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL.

A chance for violence? *Slaps Conor* *Goes back to whatever he was doing before*

They didn't hide Derpy very well in this episode. ...Just sayin'.

That makes much more sense.

Corn dogs. ...In the toaster. wat.

Hmm... Detective Colt Phelps... Fanfic idea!

L.A. Noire. I just finished it. This surely explains my absence.

To keep life interesting, we will now discuss this picture: Mostly because I just wanted to share this picture. Edit: And then Twilight scared everyone away.

Fact: You just rushed in here because the thread's been slow all day and you thought I said something interesting.

I have a crippling fear of open water. I can hop right into a pool, and I can wade about ten feet off shore into a lake/ocean, but after that I go into a full panic. Oh, and Flying insects that can sting, or grounded insects/spiders. Any flying bug that can't sting I'm fine with, however. If a fly lands on me I'll usually let it crawl around a little while before flicking it off, but if an ant or other bug that doesn't have wings decides to get within visual range, I freak out. That may or may not have anything to do with accidentally stepping on a fire ant nest barefoot five or six years ago. Aside from that, I don't have any of the usual trademark fears. I can walk outside on a moonless night with coyotes howling and not feel the slightest inkling of fear. I also used to be terrified of needles, but I got a shot recently that put all of those fears to rest.

Hmm... Sounds like the good Doctor is, "fixing your flank," alright.

Good, good.

There's no problem, is there?

Impossibru!

Muggle, please.

Fixed.

Let it be known that I TRIED to settle this peacefully.

We could turn this into a long, bloody argument over who best poni is, OR we could settle this the nice and easy way by agreeing that Fluttershy is, in fact, best poni. The choice is yours.

Really? I guess Pinkie was all they had at the store, then. Because Fluttershy's OBVIOUSLY best poni.

This was after I successfully converted her. I got her to watch the first eleven episodes a while back, and since then she started recording them on her DVR.

I never thought I'd say this, but... I officially have the best sister ever. She gets back from Walmart and tells me, "I got you something!" before pulling this out. She knows who best poni is.

Somehow I just knew you'd find your way to this thread. And now, your greatest challenge! Derailing a thread with no topic whatsoever.

Yes. Terribly. He'll be so delighted that you've returned.