The OP was ridiculous! That seems like such a cool adventure. I have been trying, somewhat hard, to get lucid dreams so I don't have to waste time only sleeping. That would make things so much better. I feel that if I were able to lucid dream at least once, I'd know how to do it whenever. I've only ever had around two semi-lucid dreams. Both I just realised I was asleep and instantly woke up.