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Haserman

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  1. Whatchacallit: Used to give an item/person/action a name without knowing the actual term Example: We did that whatchacallit thing again Other forms: whatchacallits, whatchacalliting, whatchacallited
  2. Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you ... (continues for several hours)
  3. Welcome to Canterlot I hope we can see you on the Rp thread soon and also on that note can't wait to Rp with you. Hope you'll have as much here as I do.
  4. So a couple friends and I are can't seem to use an animated gif image as our profile picture, I can see other people can so I'm just wondering if we're missing out a fundamental step or something.
  5. Was it so high def that a pony jumped out of the screen?
  6. If you check out this thread some people have come up with names for cities like Marebourne, Hosstralia, Outbuck, Austbraylia, Hooftralia, Coltberra and a few more but I'm having trouble deciding which ones should be incorporated (except the Outbuck that name is bucking awesome) so that's why I started this thread to: 1. Work out if I can actually design a Country 2. Names of Cities 3. Whether people would actually Rp there because Stalliongrad only had 1 thread right now it's kinda sad 4. Culture whether it should be the misconception Australia is or the real thing but surrounded by the misconception like in real life So any suggestions please feel free to post them they'll be much appreciated
  7. Orange had must have fallen asleep upon the lounge as he was awoken by the chiming of the small bell over the door, 'oh that other pegasus must have left' Orange thought as a pony outside started to laugh hysterically, Orange just placed that down to a random happening. 'That pegasus was quite strange, she kept on looking at me as if I was crazy or something, all I did was walk in here, panic ... and feint' "oh damn it" Orange muttered to himself. Orange was hoping that he wouldn't make as much as a strange reputation as he did in Ponyville at the recent Nightmare Night where he had feinted approximately 3 times and had hid in a innocent bush, which was eventually uprooted and used as an escape vehicle. "Well great I guess I just emanate craziness" Orange just muttered somewhat deflated "now I guess I'll have to add this town on the list of towns that think I'm a mad pony" Orange suddenly remembered why he was on this couch in this building. Orange noticed the doctor standing near his desk looking somewhat bored and curious at the same time 'he probably thinks I'm crazy pony by now who talks to himself' Orange contemplated "So yeah" Orange began speaking awkwardly "I'm just here to make sure I didn't like break anything too important when my cart ... uh sort of exploded it wasn't that bad trust me" Orange tried to defend himself to prevent the Doctor to send him to pony hospital which would take a far too much time and would generally be a hassle "as far as I can tell I'm just a little singed but I'm just here to make sure I'm ok before I start my trek back to Stalliongrad" Orange stated casually finishing off with a cheesy smile in an effort to convince the Doctor that he wasn't that bad. "I don't really remember the incident all that well but I do remember dragging my cart in the rain and then a loud poof and then a bang and then darkness" Orange made the actions with his hooves to imitate the sounds (somehow) "when I awoke my cart was gone but in its place was a large crater some of the nearby trees were singed and some on fire and I was a little more tipsy than usual"
  8. Well some Rp'ers prefer short Rp sessions, it makes it seem a little bit more conversational but I tend to only write about 200-300 words for each Rp so it's not too long and in some cases I've only written one paragraph, it's really up to your writing style as long as you can convey your message it doesn't matter how long it is.
  9. Wow that was amazing I love inspirational stories like this I can only wish there were more.
  10. Overall a great story it's good to see a story that's able to place a little bit of humour into it, without mainly focussing on slapstick humour or going off into the deep end on random jokes. There are just about 3 spelling mistakes and what not but a proof read can fix those but other than that it's a fantastic story. If you need a proof reader just ask me and I'll be more than happy to help you just PM me or reply back to this message. Keep up the good work.
  11. Thanks for the suggestions I've started to think about making a city/country for Rp'ing but I could always go for some suggestions you can find it here. Any suggestions would be much appreciated
  12. Ok I've been looking around the Rp threads specifically Stalliongrad and Trottingham, this got me thinking about an Australian location as these two places are representations of real countries, my thoughts so far about the main features would it being a large colony off away from the main land mass of Equestria but still under the rein of it. Main Ideas Main city/ies (Sydney, Melbourne) Outback (probably name it the Outbuck) Farming area Hot Summers Strange exotic animals platypus, koala ... Beaches Australian accents I haven't come up with any good names but I did create a thread about it but it's still quite difficult to decide. But the main idea is to have a large island colony off the coast of Equestria with one or two large cities but mainly comprised of a large desert. Much like the real Australia it will be surrounded by misconceptions about it's culture and animals (this may change I'm deciding if this should be a stereotypical Australia or the real thing) So any thoughts and ideas any good ideas I'll probably edit into this and if I do decide to design this would you the Rp'ers actually want to Rp here and where would I post this plan. AN: I am an Australian Brony so if I do decide to make a realistic representation of a ponyfied Australia it would be quite accurate. Cheers
  13. G'day welcome to Canterlot I hope you'll have as much fun here as I do and don't worry about your post rate it's not about the number of posts but it's about your contribution but above all it's about FUN
  14. G'day welcome to Canterlot I hope you will have as much fun here as I do
  15. Sitting at home bored Maybe play some GTA Just muck around YAY
  16. Welcome to Canterlot I hope you have as much fun here as I do
  17. So I was thinking of making a new Rp character but I've hit a bit of a snare already, I can't really think of a pony version name for Australia. So a name like Stalliongrad for Australia, also if you come up with ponyfied names for other countries feel free to post them here as well.
  18. Yay another Aussie from what you wrote I your bio you seem like an older version of me. Anyway welcome to Canterlot I hope you have as much fun here as I do
  19. Welcome to Canterlot I hope you have as much fun here as I do and also you better keep that glowstick it may save your life one day
  20. 'The farm, my life will be gone' Orange thought to himself "You think the guard's coming to take you away for injuring that pony? That pony who is stood over there? I'm not a lawyer, but I don't think opening a door on somepony is enough to back an arrest warrant. Now. Stay still, eyes open wide.Can you tell me your name, and count backwards from ten out loud?" "Wait ... What. That's mighty awkward, sorry. Did I break your door? I didn't mean to I just can get a bit worked up on somethings. Did I feint, I did didn't I? This doubles the awkwardness" Orange began to blurt out trying to stop the doctor worrying about him, Orange didn't really like being the centre of attention and the flashlight the Doctor was shining in his eyes didn't help, Orange tried to make himself as small as possible even though he was still laying down. "Why is my face so wet, that doesn't really make much sense since I was in a vodka explosion with fire and stuff, mind you it was only a small one" . Orange remembering the doctors first request "Oh right I'm Dimitri Orangiko Tundra, but just call me Orange Tundra it's much less painful than trying to listen to ponies try and say my name with a Stalliongradish accent" Orange stated with a stronger accent on his name than usual "and I'm fine I've had worse there was this one time when ... oh never mind I won't bore you with the details but lets just say it involved a large house, 4 ponies, a cart and 3 bottles of Vodka" Orange stopped himself when he realised he had started to ramble a bit. "I see your busy Doctor Betterbones so I can just wait I'm just a little bruised and singed but I'm fine ... really but I do have a splitting headache now" Orange smiled trying the reassure the Doctor on how fine he actually was. Orange immediately stood up on his hooves only to realise one of them to be sprained, Orange winced a little be was able to walk/limp his way to a seat and sat down, patiently quietly berating himself on how foalish he was and tried to measure how much dignity he had just lost then.
  21. Orange looked around the night almost over 'finally' he thought to himself 'this nightmare is almost over, I just hope that I can escape this night with the rest of my dignity'. Orange started to trot around mindlessly just waiting for the night to be over and for everypony to go home so he could escape this crazy town without anypony realising. The mirror house was the where Orange started his nightmare so it was just that it would also serve as the place where it would end. Orange had been scared half to death by everything, he had hid and uprooted a bush and feinted about 3 times meanwhile loosing all his dignity to anypony nearby him. Orange just couldn't wait for the night to be over he just continued to trot on hopelessly lost but he couldn't care less for soon the night would be over, he would be able to go home and tend to his farm and maybe one day forget this night altogether, "what am I thinking, I'll never forget the night I humiliated myself in front of everypony 3 times in one night. Oh well at least I don't have to come back here anytime soon" Orange said to himself as he passed mirror after mirror dreaming of home.
  22. Orange had been dreaming of his wonderful farm and of his family back in Stalliongrad, of the green fields surrounding his small humble home where he would make and brew his own vodka and of the sudden flooding of the world. Orange awoke suddenly hugging a extraordinarily fluffy white pillow, on the floor, sore, covered in ash and quite frankly more confused than usual. "What?" Orange managed to mutter out with his eyes half closed still he felt like he could sleep for a week, slowly the memories started to come back to him, the explosion the trot to Solstice Heights the doctor's office the pegasus he had recently killed as Orange suddenly remembered why he had been panicking 'the imperial guard are already on their way' Orange thought. "Must escape" Orange muttered still half dazed he took off into the direction he remembered where the door was. *thud* For the second time today Dr. Betterbones's door had received two high speed delusional patients but was still able to hold fast the only remnants of it's battle with these pegasi was the large pegasus imprints on the frosted glass. Orange somewhat more dazed after fighting with the door realised he was trapped he would obviously be sent to prison for malicious pony-slaughter where he would live out the rest of his days working the rocks turning them into gravel. "I give up" Orange quietly muttered, Orange now was emotionally and physically deflated and defeated as he lay battered and bruised body on the floor, his eyes closed, just waiting for the guards to take him away. Thinking back to his farm, his family and his glorious Orange Tundra brand Vodka all Orange could do was sigh.
  23. Orange ran burst through the doors of the mirror house, he was scared out of his mind and needed somewhere to hide where nopony will be able to sneak up on him. "Good, now nopony will be able to sneak up on me" he muttered slightly out of breath, he had ran here from the Nightmare Moon statue for fear of being turned into a chicken or some random inanimate object. Orange had started to walk around and started to feel himself relax a little for the first time all night. "Nopony will be able to sneak up on me with all these mirrors around me I can see everywhere" Orange chuckled as he started to trot around. 'Wait was that something in my reflection ... oh no someone is in here with me, I've got to hide but where I'm in a mirror house ... oh Celestia this was a trap wasn't it now I can't hide or escape ... I guess I'll have to run' Orange immediately started to run aimlessly through the maze an effort to escape this mysterious reflection ghost. *crash* The last thought Orange had before he was knocked unconscious was whether or not that was his reflection or not.
  24. Orange heard some screaming behind him "Oh no" he looked around to see a pink earth pony chicken naturally Orange just assumed the worst "Nightmare Moon has turned her into a chicken and now she's here for us" Orange screamed as he ran away as fast as he could heading to the only place where no one could sneak up behind him the mirror house. Completely forgetting the strangely coloured pony he ran off as fast as his hooves could carry him.
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