The Amazing One Sentence Pun Thread!

[RoyalDice]

Good day, and Welcome to my thread! :3

Assuming you are familiar with puns, how 'bout you try to have as many puns in one sentence?

All you have to do is choose a theme, and then write a sentence with a few or as much puns as you can think of!

For example!

Theme: Sea

''I'm shore this is will make you sea that this will be fun!''

So, have fun with this.. i-dunno-if-it's-good-idea!

( I am also aware there is a different Pun-related thread up, yet.. uh.. this is slightly different! )

[Apolline Allura]

Theme: Viscous Fluid

I'lll...bake your day delicious...

Have a grape day today?

I can scoop the...situation?

[Talex]

I am dissapony with this thread. Come, on guys quit foaling around and make some funny puns!

(Did I do it right?)

[RoyalDice]

You got the puns right, yet.. even though the theme is obvious, could'ja put it above it? :3

[Noedig]

Summon me, and you'll like the way you look.

I... Garen-tee it.