MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

[RandomUser]

All right, what evil shall we do today?

[TheInvisiblePony]

The same thing we do every day, RandomUser. Try and take over the world!

[UnitP0N13]

I don't know...we keep trying and trying...and trying...and trying...and trying...and trying. Yet it never really equates to anything, we just keep coming to here on Tuesdays and nothing ever gets done! We haven't even fixed the plumbing in the men's restroom and yet we always find time to build a giant mega-robot always seems doing nothing but leveling a few cities before being massacred by either it's own stupidity or by those meddlesome heroes. I grow tired of the repetitive back and forth between us and the heroes. It's never any fun when the villains don't win.

[korok132]

... Well that certainly put a damper on the mood UnitP0N13. Thanks pal, really I appreciate that.

No, really, thank you. That was just what I needed. To feel like not being evil for a day. Really, thank you.

I say we send them to the moon! They won't be expecting that! It's the most evil idea I've had all day! Ohhohohohho I get chills thinking about it.

[TheInvisiblePony]

Maybe.... or mayhaps we just need a new angle...

I have a plan. A crazy plan, to be exact. Just crazy enough to not work at all until it comes full circle and helps us salvage our dignity!

Step 1 - Pick a superhero

Step 2 - Find an orphanage/hospital/public library in [chosen superhero]'s town

Step 3 - Design some weapon that goes off when [chosen superhero] gets close, destroying said beloved [chosen building]

Step 4 - Take control of media

Step 5 - Blame tragedy on [chosen superhero]

Step 6 - ???

Step 7 - PROFIT!!!

[UnitP0N13]

Nonononono....guys. Think creative. Send the moon...to them!

[HarringtonSleuth]

http://www.zeldawiki.org/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Majora's_Mask

Someone already tried that. Didn't work. Even if we tried again, SOMEONE has some time-travel machine or spell or whatnot so we would be at a stalemate until they figured out how to beat us.

I say send in the Daleks. Better yet, why don't we just shoot them?

[Ciraxis]

RIDICULOUS! Such thing like shooting accursed Richards is below the One and Only DOOM.

Of course it implies that...ones which you all are at odds with are pathetic enough to perish from a simple gun. And one is defined by his enemies so it's say much of you. Doom concludes that you all have long way ahead of you...

Yet Doom is not only generous enough to grace of you with his presence, Doom himself took over the world twice and will do it again...saying nothing about the time durning the Secret Wars when universe itself was in grasp of Doom's hand.

So ask Doom he will aid you with ideas of his unrivaled mind.

[UnitP0N13]

Well I was planning on driving my tank by subway to pick up those delicious omlettes while causing unrelenting destruction but I suppose this will work. So...what ideas do we have this time? Should we employ the use of our emergency Necronomicon? *readies his tiny hammer, just itching to break the glass labeled 'break in case of emergency' keeping the Necronomicon safe*

[RandomUser]

Guys guys calm down. I've come up with something brilliant!

I suggest we park in all of the handicap spaces.

[UnitP0N13]

While this sounds absolutely delightful, I'd rather not get my V&W minivan get towed away. It has sentimental values.

[HarringtonSleuth]

You're in the Legion of Doom!! If they tow your V&W away, use one of your little gadgets or ray guns to take it back! Shoot them if you must!

As for me, I'd rather go about giving people coffee that allows me to control their minds when they consume the whole cup. And it will be irresistible, too, so they can't just drink one sip.

[UnitP0N13]

As for me well...me and my minivan are going to pay a kind vist it to that nursing home down the block...hahaha...yes.

Kind...

[TheInvisiblePony]

Excellent! While you pay your visit, I will visit the orphanage and adopt as many children as possible in the chaos you create. If all goes well, we could have an entirely new generation of henchmen! They might be expendable, but no one can argue that they're important.

Then, I don't know, we'll get frozen yogurt or something to celebrate.

[HarringtonSleuth]

Then when said orphans are old enough, we give them the coffee. This guarantees that they'll follow us, and if the hold is ever broken, they still won't turn on us.

[UnitP0N13]

Ooh, I love frozen yogurt! I'll get eeeevery sweet flavor, like cotton candy, wedding cake, birhday cake, french vanilla...*goes on and on, drooling a bit*

[Star1228]

Of course! Unit, you have just gave me the perfect idea! what if: we opened our own frozen yogurt chain, and gave the world brainfreeze! *evil laugh*

[HarringtonSleuth]

Then they come next door to my coffee shop for some hot coffee to help it...and then their mouths burn! They'll be running back and forth all day long and we make enough money to fund our more dastardly plans!

[UnitP0N13]

Excellent.

[Star1228]

Brilliant we shall soon show those meddling hero's who is really in control!!!

[TheInvisiblePony]

Yes, and perhaps through skillful hiding of our schemes, we could even get the heroes to work at the frozen yogurt/coffee shops in their mild mannered disguises! Oh, just think of the delicious irony of them helping us fund our schemes!

[UnitP0N13]

Heh. Delicious. Heh. You know, becuase yogurt is delicious? Heh, I thought that was funny..

[TheInvisiblePony]

Oooo save that one for the witty banter. Isn't that an important part of villainy?

[HarringtonSleuth]

Indeed. I'll be off to set up shop. I'll be keeping the banter in mind as I dupe the heroic hired hands. What other way is there to serve the nectar of the gods?

Blacker than a moonless night...hotter and more bitter than Hell itself...that is coffee.

[Star1228]

And I'll be off with Harring to set up the yogurt. Remember to think up of many witty taunts for me!