Ask Linkhopper your questions!

[Linkhopper]

do you like lethal ants?

Well lethal ants tend to hurt, so I would say I do not enjoy their company.

[Linkhopper]

A stalker dressed up as a giant cyanide cookie begins to stalk you relentlessly. How would you handle this scenario?

Hug the stalker and test if they are immune to cyanide.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

1. The Megatron and monster truck things are unrelated to the rest of the sentence

2. How would Megatron seeing this cause any problems?

3. Frodo would want to get the ring AWAY from light, considering its evil and it has the power to corrupt, and that kid has a notebook that can kill anyone.

4. The book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" was not released in the time of Frodo

So all in all he would have to surf on a hamburger all the way to the circus.

I lol'd

Anyways, so how long is your hair?

[Linkhopper]

I lol'd

Anyways, so how long is your hair?

Exactly 96754837 kilometers long.

[abc]

is cyanide best pony?

[Linkhopper]

is cyanide best pony?

Cyanide is best pony, and poison, and it goes well with happiness.

[Cadabra]

Can I have your liver then?

[Cathalos]

how many times will a chicken dance before dying?

[Linkhopper]

Can I have your liver then?

Nope, my liver consists of cyanide, and would kill you in seconds.

[Linkhopper]

how many times will a chicken dance before dying?

194,847 times

[MidnightBlackhorn]

If a chipmunk threw a tree out of your grandma's window, and then a badger beat the chipmunk to death with a golf club, what would you eat that night?

[Linkhopper]

If a chipmunk threw a tree out of your grandma's window, and then a badger beat the chipmunk to death with a golf club, what would you eat that night?

1. Both my grandmas died before I was born

2. Throwing a tree out a window implies one had to be in the building. I dont think my dead grandma has a tree in her coffin.

3. No windows either.

4. How can a badger hold a golf club?

To wrap things up, I would eat some dolphin, then some cyanide.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Cyanide filled tacos, or cyanide cake?

[Linkhopper]

Cyanide filled tacos, or cyanide cake?

Cyanide cake of course!

[abc]

are all your oc usually pranksters?

[Cathalos]

what happens after my chicken dances 194,847 times?

[Linkhopper]

what happens after my chicken dances 194,847 times?

The milky way will implode.

[Cathalos]

are there people who would be willing to pay me to keep my chicken from dancing?

[Linkhopper]

are there people who would be willing to pay me to keep my chicken from dancing?

Depends, how much are you offering?

[StarStorm]

Pirates or ninjas?

[Linkhopper]

Pirates or ninjas?

A hybrid breed of pirate ninjas.

[StarStorm]

Pirate ninjas?! I call HACKS!! Lol

What is your most romantic memory..? ;3

[Cathalos]

ninja pirates or robot pirates?

[Linkhopper]

ninja pirates or robot pirates?

Ninja pirates!

[Linkhopper]

Pirate ninjas?! I call HACKS!! Lol

What is your most romantic memory..? ;3

There was this one time, where I saved princess zelda from Ganon.