Volt Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 I have decided not to be completely cruel. We all do know that chairs are nothing but mere attempts of assuring comfort. They deceive the users, attract them, and then force them to sit in unnatural positions what causes severe spine injuries in long term.It is obvious that any kinds of couches, sofas, beds or stools are far more superior, since they do not provide... fake and harmful... "Support", as they're trying to convince us.Yet, I am not a monster. I am willing to hear out any lies the chairs have filled others' minds with and at least attempt to lead them in right direction. I shall give them chance to cease and repent, for they do now know what foul powers possessed them. Link to comment
Monochrome Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) [Content removed.] Edited July 1, 2013 by Rosewind Please do not use questionable language anywhere on our site. Link to comment
Monochrome Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) [Content removed.] Edited July 1, 2013 by Rosewind Please do not try to trick our word filter into displaying the actual word. There's a reason it's filtered. Link to comment
Elderflower Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 That word is also censored and you shouldn't try to work around that censor. It's in place for a reason! Link to comment
Monochrome Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Sorry, just don't want any misunderstanding there... I REALLY don't use foul language. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 If your word is getting filtered, please pick a new word. There's a reason it's blocked. Thankies! Link to comment
Monochrome Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Yes, ma'am, sorry! *salute* Link to comment
Ciraxis Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Expo! Let us join forces in creating better, chairless world! The Order of Rainbow Stool could use support of poster of your attitude. Know that you not alone! Link to comment
DamianMane Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Stop right there! You shall oppress chairs no longer! They deserve as much respect as any other furniture, maybe even more so!We may be few in numbers, but the Chair Rights Revolution will prevail. Mark my words! Link to comment
abc Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 I hope you know what you have just gotten yourself into.Brothers, Sisters!To you're battle chairs! Link to comment
Volt Posted July 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 That is just another proof of Chair's cruelty. None other furniture are armed or seek to resolve problems using force and violence. Chairs are the only aggressive furniture out there.Your foalishness will lead you to your doom when they turn against you in their final quest to conquer us and bend our backs. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 Do you understand that "battle chair" is designed to let disabled people traverse stairs?Forced memes are so ignorant and passé. Link to comment
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