Last post wins

[LittleClown]

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN IN A THOUSAND YEARS

IT WILL HAPPEN.

TO.THE.MOON.

[Angie Cakes]

FFFUUUUUU LittleClown! I wanted that post #300 spot DX<

[Angie Cakes]

wait, I lied, Appliance has it

[LittleClown]

No 300?

THIS IS SPA-....Ponies it is ponies.

[Appliance]

Ha!

TAKE THAT

ANGIE CAKES!

>

[Tenkan]

PONIES! HOLD YOUR GROUND!

[Fawkes]

How does it feel to have all of your dreams and aspirations crushed... by ponies?

[Appliance]

How does it feel to have all of your dreams and aspirations crushed... by ponies?

I'm pretty cool with that.

[Tenkan]

No party today.......?

[Fawkes]

NO. WE WILL HAVE A PARTY. IT WILL BE THE BEST PARTY EVERRRRRRRRR.

[Appliance]

No party today.......?

*shudders*

I think today.. the light will stay on in my room. ;_;

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

How does it feel?

How does it feel, to know that even after two pages, I can jump right back in and snatch victory from you?

I've just won. You can all leave now.

[LittleClown]

How does it feel?

How does it feel, to know that even after two pages, I can jump right back in and snatch victory from you?

I've just won. You can all leave now.

I won't leave.

I will fight for freedom, I will fight for liberty, I will fight for ponies, and I will fight for victory!

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

I won't leave.

I will fight for freedom, I will fight for liberty, I will fight for ponies, and I will fight for victory!

If you won't leave, then I'll... I'll...

Post until you give up, I guess...

[LittleClown]

We will all post until the end my friends.

May Celestia be with you all.

[soraos21]

Pfft, forget Celestia. For the New Lunar Republic!

[LittleClown]

Pfft, forget Celestia. For the New Lunar Republic!

Down with the tyrant! New Lunar Republic!

[Bronies For Life]

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!

[LittleClown]

DOWN WITH THE TYRANT. *flips table*

[Fawkes]

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC! FOREVER MAY THE MOON SHINE OVER EQUESTRIA!!

[LittleClown]

Wait a second.

I'm remembering a grimdark fic I read awhile ago.

BAD IDEA PONIES BAD IDEA.

[Fawkes]

GRIMDARK ALL THE WAY, MY LITTLE PONY.

Night Followers, affix chainsaw bayonets!

Charge the orbital particle cannons!

The moon will shine its pale graces upon your flanks as your hooves thunder across the misty fields of Canterlot!

And the last thing that poisonous troll of a princess will hear echoing in her ears as her walls and towers are razed to the ground will be the sound of your ravenous whinnies and the calamitous roar of your thundering hooves!!

CHARGE NOW MY PONIES! FOR THE MOON! FOR LUNA!! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Luna can't be trusted to rule the day! Down with the Lunar Republic Rebels!

~This post commissioned by the office of Her Majesty, Princess Celestia~

[BlackFang]

Pfft, forget Celestia. For the New Lunar Republic!

Down with the tyrant! New Lunar Republic!

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!

DOWN WITH THE TYRANT. *flips table*

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC! FOREVER MAY THE MOON SHINE OVER EQUESTRIA!!

INFIDELS!!!

Y̡͖̳̻̲̺̙͙̹͓͍̲̒́ͪ̓̈́ͤͥ͒͊̈́͌ͫ̂͂͌͐ͤ̚͜͝͝Ơ̸̴̯̯̼͉͙̼̩̥̦̞̼̹̩̠̍́͋̾̏͆͐͆͒͛̾́̚Uͦ̈́̆ͦ̿̑҉̦̜͎̪̣͟ ̸̞̗͕̺͖̒̋ͪ̓ͧ̋͂ͪͬͣ̓̀̀̀̚̚̚ͅS̴̵̢̡͕͉̥̻̲̭̠͙̿̅͒͐ͩ̾̓͗̽ͪ̉͌̍͐̇H̀̂͗͌͏̴̡̞̤̳͟͟ͅȦ̷̶̢̹̺͎̪̩͚͈͋̽̄̈́̔̔̓͊́̚͢L̡̻͉̳͚͚͚̭̥̩̖͕̤̠̯̮̞̥͂ͬ̾̑ͫ͛̽̒ͨ̐̎͂̊͜L̃ͤ̄̔͛̓͗͊̓ͪ̑̇̊̓͟͞͏̦̥̰̣̘̤̰ͅ ͓̦͇͙̦ͤ̑̒ͫ͌ͬͪͤ̒̓͐͒ͣ͂ͦ̕A̵̪̲̯̟̝̩̭̻͇̱ͮͨ̃͂͊̆̒ͧ͝͠͡L̶͚̜͉͕̖̅ͧ͊ͧ͋͑̀ͣ̂̏̌ͫͦ͐̆͝͠͞͡Ḽ̰̟̗̪̘̥̙̐͋͆͂͊͗ͪͤͬ̀ͩ̅͌͗͐͆̾͝͝͞ ̢̬̥͙͇̗̻̺͇̻̰͔̬̤̎ͣ͐͋̿͋ͥ̇͐ͩ͆̄̏ͩ͂̋̃̕͡͠B̴̴̢̫͚̖̟̪͓̺̪͚̆͋ͮͤͦ̃ͪ̚͜U̷̬̲̘͕̖͇͊̆͑͊̾͘R̵̢̛̭͓̤͍̳̳̲͋̉ͯ͑ͧ͆̈̏̚N̓̏ͬ̐ͭ͌̉̐҉̪̠̞͕̘͎̭̙̝͉̕͟ ̨̛̦̯̗̥͖͎̞̼̭͕̠̠̹͇̠̞ͬͨ̃ͨ̒́͢͡B̽̐͑ͥ̊͝͏̧͝҉̭̳͇̣̫̬̬̗̰̮͇͖͈̖Y̠̠̲̣͑̈̊̾͒̐̏̏̄ͮ̏ͮ̑ͤͦ̄ͧ́̚ ̰̫̻̬̜͍͇͛͌́͗̇ͤ̉͌̔̊̄̎̐ͥ̽ͤ̀ͦ̑̀̕M̴̢̹̤̣̯̯̖̜͖̖̠̯̻̽̓͊ͥ̓ͣ͛͢͜Y͖̰̜̪̜͕̹̤̟͙͇͖ͣ̂̀͐͐̌ͬ̈́͑̌͠͞ ͚̣̦̫̗̟͓͔͓̲͇̮̪̣̟̗̱̞͔ͪ̉̅͒͐̓ͤͣ͐̆̽͋̔͘͜H̛̼͓̠͕̞̱̓ͫ̅̎̾ͩ͛̀͡Ã̧̦͙̤͓̫̝͖ͥ͐̊ͩ͑ͤͮ̿̍̑͆̓̾̉ͩ̓̌ͤ̕N͒̐͛͐̈́͗̍̑̍̃ͮ͆̀ͫ͏̴̶̨̻̹̤͍͉̰̯Dͯ͊ͦ͌͆̆ͤ̈͋̀̚͜҉̟̭͍̰͕̱͖͈̳̜͕͇̪͖!̨̉ͯ̽͒́͋̎̒ͥ̓ͧ̈́ͣͯ́̎ͯ҉̷̫̭̼̥͓͙̹̩̖̗̬͚͎͚̟!͙̞̹͚̤̲͎̩̫̟̝̻̗̘̥͑ͤ͂̊̋͋͒̍̎͜͢͝

[Bronies For Life]

INFIDELS!!!

Y̡͖̳̻̲̺̙͙̹͓͍̲̒́ͪ̓̈́ͤͥ͒͊̈́͌ͫ̂͂͌͐ͤ̚͜͝͝Ơ̸̴̯̯̼͉͙̼̩̥̦̞̼̹̩̠̍́͋̾̏͆͐͆͒͛̾́̚Uͦ̈́̆ͦ̿̑҉̦̜͎̪̣͟ ̸̞̗͕̺͖̒̋ͪ̓ͧ̋͂ͪͬͣ̓̀̀̀̚̚̚ͅS̴̵̢̡͕͉̥̻̲̭̠͙̿̅͒͐ͩ̾̓͗̽ͪ̉͌̍͐̇H̀̂͗͌͏̴̡̞̤̳͟͟ͅȦ̷̶̢̹̺͎̪̩͚͈͋̽̄̈́̔̔̓͊́̚͢L̡̻͉̳͚͚͚̭̥̩̖͕̤̠̯̮̞̥͂ͬ̾̑ͫ͛̽̒ͨ̐̎͂̊͜L̃ͤ̄̔͛̓͗͊̓ͪ̑̇̊̓͟͞͏̦̥̰̣̘̤̰ͅ ͓̦͇͙̦ͤ̑̒ͫ͌ͬͪͤ̒̓͐͒ͣ͂ͦ̕A̵̪̲̯̟̝̩̭̻͇̱ͮͨ̃͂͊̆̒ͧ͝͠͡L̶͚̜͉͕̖̅ͧ͊ͧ͋͑̀ͣ̂̏̌ͫͦ͐̆͝͠͞͡Ḽ̰̟̗̪̘̥̙̐͋͆͂͊͗ͪͤͬ̀ͩ̅͌͗͐͆̾͝͝͞ ̢̬̥͙͇̗̻̺͇̻̰͔̬̤̎ͣ͐͋̿͋ͥ̇͐ͩ͆̄̏ͩ͂̋̃̕͡͠B̴̴̢̫͚̖̟̪͓̺̪͚̆͋ͮͤͦ̃ͪ̚͜U̷̬̲̘͕̖͇͊̆͑͊̾͘R̵̢̛̭͓̤͍̳̳̲͋̉ͯ͑ͧ͆̈̏̚N̓̏ͬ̐ͭ͌̉̐҉̪̠̞͕̘͎̭̙̝͉̕͟ ̨̛̦̯̗̥͖͎̞̼̭͕̠̠̹͇̠̞ͬͨ̃ͨ̒́͢͡B̽̐͑ͥ̊͝͏̧͝҉̭̳͇̣̫̬̬̗̰̮͇͖͈̖Y̠̠̲̣͑̈̊̾͒̐̏̏̄ͮ̏ͮ̑ͤͦ̄ͧ́̚ ̰̫̻̬̜͍͇͛͌́͗̇ͤ̉͌̔̊̄̎̐ͥ̽ͤ̀ͦ̑̀̕M̴̢̹̤̣̯̯̖̜͖̖̠̯̻̽̓͊ͥ̓ͣ͛͢͜Y͖̰̜̪̜͕̹̤̟͙͇͖ͣ̂̀͐͐̌ͬ̈́͑̌͠͞ ͚̣̦̫̗̟͓͔͓̲͇̮̪̣̟̗̱̞͔ͪ̉̅͒͐̓ͤͣ͐̆̽͋̔͘͜H̛̼͓̠͕̞̱̓ͫ̅̎̾ͩ͛̀͡Ã̧̦͙̤͓̫̝͖ͥ͐̊ͩ͑ͤͮ̿̍̑͆̓̾̉ͩ̓̌ͤ̕N͒̐͛͐̈́͗̍̑̍̃ͮ͆̀ͫ͏̴̶̨̻̹̤͍͉̰̯Dͯ͊ͦ͌͆̆ͤ̈͋̀̚͜҉̟̭͍̰͕̱͖͈̳̜͕͇̪͖!̨̉ͯ̽͒́͋̎̒ͥ̓ͧ̈́ͣͯ́̎ͯ҉̷̫̭̼̥͓͙̹̩̖̗̬͚͎͚̟!͙̞̹͚̤̲͎̩̫̟̝̻̗̘̥͑ͤ͂̊̋͋͒̍̎͜͢͝

Ahaha! Good luck!