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[Cathalos]

well I'm in jeans that are too snug for nappietime and a shirt that I'm pretty sure I got in like 10th grade so that's a no go. 

angie said tums are NOT for tummies so like do I just lose and I have to live with my bad decision? that's not fair!

[CatCakey]

It'll go away eventually

 

Just don't move while you still feel so full like you do

[Cathalos]

how long is eventually?

[CatCakey]

If you want an exact answer, maybe 20mins

 

Can be a short or long time. You going anywhere?

[Cathalos]

no 

and 20 minutes from now or 20 minutes from before? and what happens if there's an earthquake? D: 

[CatCakey]

Are you being serious?

 

Well, like I said, it might not take 20mins; could be longer or shorter.

 

And I live in UK, so we don't have to worry abut earthquakes. But if there is one, just do what you gotta do be safe I guess?

[Cathalos]

my desk has a printer and stuff under it so that' like the only tip I know

and yeah I'm 100% serious, 20 minutes total or 20 more minutes? and like give or take 5 minutes or give or take 4 hours?

[CatCakey]

Just lie down until you feel good enough to move around. Unless there's an earthquake of course

[Cathalos]

I already did that on my own before all this started. 

is there poison stuff in the kitchen or is all food always food? like cooking stuff that if you do wrong it's poison? other than big bags of mashed potatoes?

[CatCakey]

Mashed potatoes aren't a dangerous thing to eat

[Cathalos]

that part was a joke UGH come on yo ugotta help me mooooommmmm

[CatCakey]

Just lie like you are, let your limbs go limp until you feel better.

[Cathalos]

so no typing? my legs were already limp. and the poison I mean. is there poison in the kitchen maybe?

[CatCakey]

I don't know. Not my kitchen

 

And preferably no typing. Just lay your arms by your side

[Cathalos]

ok are screens sitll importat? tummy is still ike "UUUUH" but now I'm looking through pictuers on my phone. but it's for homework, so is it okay?

[CatCakey]

If your homework is due in reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally soon, then I guess it's fine. But if it isn't due in for a while, then you can just leave it

[Cathalos]

oh well my tum tum feels better mostly thanks mommy kittyperson. I don't care what angie says, I think you're cool. 

[CatCakey]

Awww thanks  Just give it some time

 

And Angie has a grudge against me for no reason

[Cathalos]

is it an important grudge? do I gotta take sides?

[CatCakey]

I'm joking

[Cathalos]

really? angie said that you don't have a heart and she talks bad about you behind your back
I can give you her address and the names of her loved ones though. 

[CatCakey]

Is that seriously what she says?

 

[Cathalos]

she went to dinner so I dunno what more I'm allowed to say

[Cathalos]

I talk bad about fawkes and nasty behind their backs a lot too. also rocky and used to be davvy but he was more of a joke vehicle than a person I disliked. also one other person that I'm afraid of. and winter rarely but that was more nasty's thing. and I think everyone talked bad about me if they don't still so like partyyyy  

[CatCakey]

Tell me you're joking

 

What did I ever do to her other than correcting a single word for fun once

 

*sighs*