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Oh come now everypony's just over reacting. Egyptian pharaohs used to drink spoon-fulls of mercury because they thought it was good for them. Granted they are all dead now.....

Fun Fact: Mercury was used in the production of hats, when the hat maker would put the hats on the mercury would leak out on to them. Since Mercury had a tendency to make people bonkers, the hatters would go crazy. Hence the term 'Mad as a hatter' I.e The mad hatter form Alice in wonderland.

Now line up everypony! The Mercury is on me!

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*places my tophat upon my tophatless head*

*slides my hoof along the brim*

Bonkers? Me?!

PREPOSTEROUS!

RIDICULOUS!

BLASPHEMOUS!

*takes a nibble out of a highly delectable teacup*

Such claims are simply MAD!

DAFT!

DEMENTED!

DELIRIOUS!

DINGY!

DERANGED!

And I simply refuse to stand for them.

*sits down with a flip and a flop*

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