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[Bronies For Life]

Oatmeal cannot be crazy, it has no feeling. How do you come to this conclusion, mon ami rose?

[Guest EoLPinkie]

You speak fancy french! I'm your pink friend huh? I like that! Oatmeal has always been crazy, you just have to listen to the oats during the meal.

[Bronies For Life]

Hmm... I shall attempt, as you say, to listen, mon ami. Now, before this conversation escalates much more, quel est exactement votre nom?

[Guest EoLPinkie]

Around here, there, and everywhere, I'm usually known simply as Pinkie!

[MicroChip]

Dang translators acting up again. Let me see if I can fix it.

[Bronies For Life]

Et puis-je demander, où avez-vous apprendre le français?

[Bronies For Life]

(This is really helping me practice my French)

[Fawkes]

ಠ____ಠ

[MicroChip]

Hang on, I think I found why the translator's broken, let me just try the regional settings.

pa' maH jaH chay' 'oH vam

[Bronies For Life]

Pourquoi pensez-vous pas d'accord, mon frère?

Now, Pinkie, I must ask; Où travaillez-vous?

[Guest EoLPinkie]

Tis Fawkesy, who is losing out on his chance while I speak fancy to his brother!

Edit: At a bank!

[Bronies For Life]

Now, Fawksey, I must ask;

Why are you upset? I simply wish to talk to your friend here; a brother is entitled to know his brothers friends, no?

[Bronies For Life]

Eh, forget it. Mrs. Pinkie, on what clause do you know my brother?

[notdeathsongx3]

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[MicroChip]

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Eh?

[notdeathsongx3]

[Penumbra]

AY.

AY.

GET OFF SKYRIM.

ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO PLAY SKYRIM TONIGHT.

I SIGNED UP FOR IT.

GO PLAY FALLOUT >:[

Well, NO!

You said you were going to sleep >:[

Then you play Skyrim?!?!

That's called lying.

Lying is wrong.

Unless its to save yourself.

Then is ok.

Penumbra lies all the time.

But is never caught.

He understand the art of lying.

Or is he lying?

[MicroChip]

Well, NO!

You said you were going to sleep >:[

Then you play Skyrim?!?!

That's called lying.

Lying is wrong.

Unless its to save yourself.

Then is ok.

Penumbra lies all the time.

But is never caught.

He understand the art of lying.

Or is he lying?

Sneeeeky

[Bronies For Life]

Oh, Penby. Oh silly, silly Penby.

Lying is an art reserved for those more... tact then the common grovel.

Only a few people have the spark required to do it. You are one of them. So am I. So is Fawkes. And, though I doubt she needs it, so is that bubbly pink lass over there.

[MicroChip]

Oh, Penby. Oh silly, silly Penby.

Lying is an art reserved for those more... tact then the common grovel.

Only a few people have the spark required to do it. You are one of them. So am I. So is Fawkes. And, though I doubt she needs it, so is that bubbly pink lass over there.

I'll have you know that I can pass of misinformation in such a way that none are the wiser to my true intentions.

[Bronies For Life]

I'll have you know that I can pass of misinformation in such a way that none are the wiser to my true intentions.

Peasant, Oh how I wonder why you keep suck a dainty little lie stuck in your head? You are simply not skilled enough to lie like a politician, A prince, or even a king.

[Penumbra]

Oh, Penby. Oh silly, silly Penby.

Lying is an art reserved for those more... tact then the common grovel.

Only a few people have the spark required to do it. You are one of them. So am I. So is Fawkes. And, though I doubt she needs it, so is that bubbly pink lass over there.

You have the 'spark' of lying,, eh?

Are you one of those "poker face" people

or are your lies so well constructed no one thinks twice?

Or do you know how people think and know how to use that to your advantage?

If that's the case.

How do i trust anything you just said?

are you bluffing?

or is it double bluff?

Or a triple bluff?

and so on...

[MicroChip]

Peasant, Oh how I wonder why you keep suck a dainty little lie stuck in your head? You are simply not skilled enough to lie like a politician, A prince, or even a king.

You see, not only am I good at telling lies, I actually get others to agree without thinking they are. How THAT for lies and manipulation?

[MicroChip]

You have the 'spark' of lying,, eh?

Are you one of those "poker face" people

or are your lies so well constructed no one thinks twice?

Or do you know how people think and know how to use that to your advantage?

If that's the case.

How do i trust anything you just said?

are you bluffing?

or is it double bluff?

Or a triple bluff?

and so on...

Bluffs...Bluffs Everywhere

[Bronies For Life]

You have the 'spark' of lying,, eh?

Are you one of those "poker face" people

or are your lies so well constructed no one thinks twice?

Or do you know how people think and know how to use that to your advantage?

If that's the case.

How do i trust anything you just said?

are you bluffing?

or is it double bluff?

Or a triple bluff?

and so on...

Oh, Penby. There are certain things we do not lie about, it is common decency!

Now, how do I know you are not calling a false bluff, while bluffing yourself?

And so n, and so forth.