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[Fawkes]

*tries to lick it off*

P;

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What IS this?! D:<

A new breed of madness?

A crazy koo kid fad?

[2:15:00 PM] Ken {[Fawkes]}: *overturns my top hat above you and pours out a bathtub's worth of white meeses*

[2:15:49 PM] Peggly-sus: -looks at them, stopping sobbing for a moment with tears in my eyes, and eats one with the tail squirming outside my mouth-

Is there something I'm missing here? >:I

*picks up another white mouse*

*sniffs at it apprehensively as it squeals in terror*

[Penumbra]

Everypony knows white mice are made from white chocolate.

Did you miss that class or something?

Did you even GO to school?

Its like first grade.

Thats a pretty wumbo thing to miss Fawkes.

[Angie Cakes]

Oh, MOUSEY?

I thought you said mousse :U

:l

*grooms mouse with tongue*

[Rosewind]

Did somepony say mice?!

[DerpExtvia]

You're now a rock and roll suicide

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*Leans back

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*picks up cigarette

Beep...beep...beep

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wait...this isn't a cigarette

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Oh deer.

dat ear rape

[Penumbra]

dat ear rape

Can't spell Penumbra without rape

[Angie Cakes]

[Fawkes]

Oh gawd, wasn't that posted here once before AGGGGGGES ago? xD

I shall Like it again anyways~ :'3

[Angie Cakes]

'tis be one of the LPW classics~

[Rosewind]

What else is a LPW classic? Obviously this:

[AsthmaticPegasus]

yes, dem white mouses be delicious

[Penumbra]

Oil the mouse.

Its squeeking

[tyler008bon]

Blarg.

Writing reviews is difficult.

[DerpExtvia]

Can't spell Penumbra without rape

.....yes you can :3

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Penumbra

no you can't :I

edit: I don't want to get in any trouble... so I'm just gonna edit that

[Penumbra]

.....yes you can :3

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No you can't

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Good boy Peggly.

*Gives pat

[Fawkes]

Turn off all the lights.

Light a single, cinnamon scented candle.

At a soft volume, play Space Oddity.

Look into a mirror.

Say his name three times as fast as you can.

"PenumbrapenumbraPENUMBRA!"

Congratulations.

If you were successful, you've just been stabbed thrice times and sexually violated twice :'I

[Penumbra]

Typical Friday nights at Fakwes's

[tyler008bon]

Turn off all the lights.

Light a single, cinnamon scented candle.

At a soft volume, play Space Oddity.

Look into a mirror.

Say his name three times as fast as you can.

"PenumbrapenumbraPENUMBRA!"

Congratulations.

If you were successful, you've just been stabbed thrice times and sexually violated twice :'I

Your facts are incorrect, good sir.

I was only violated once.

[Rosewind]

I bet you would like lapsang souchang tea. It's very unique, just like you!

[Penumbra]

I believe there's an 'o' in there Rosey dear.

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hmmm..Quite

[Rosewind]

Really? Where would the o go?

[Penumbra]

*Pipe

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*Puffs breast

lapsang souchong....

[Rosewind]

It's tea toasted over a pine fire.

[Penumbra]

I'm not a fan of tea.

Its too bitter and bland

Roise said I was unquie..

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*Quietly squeees