Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, PatchworkPsycho said: a bunch of lame words I love fawkes I want him to make grilled cheese with me and buy me blankies neeeeeeeeeerd Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Guys, guys. We can resolve this. Put bananas and meat together. Like this: Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 that is yucky and we already settled it by smitifying the nerd Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 I'll be a married woman in 8 days btw. Angie, now is the time for us to confess our true love and elope before that happens! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Fair Houndkin, I wish you the best in your endeavors of love, may they bring you much more happiness than mine own, of which hast not borne fruit. 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 is this some kinda game? I mean we all want to elope with angie, but why say so again? what am I missinggggggg Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Thank you, Dinosaur. I wish your love life better success than the rest of your species has endured. I think the real question is, why wouldn't you want to elope with Angie? Her soul brings light to the land. Her smile is like the cracking of first dawn. Her every breath a whisper of spring amidst the torrential loneliness of winter. 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 that seems like a good response to a question that doesn't appear to have been asked also if you try to get her to run faster when you want a slurpee NOW, her every breath is more like a tractor crashing into an explosion than a whisper but okay 2 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 A tractor crashing into an explosion... Fairest Bananakin, your words sooth the aching wound that is my soul. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 I am NOT fair, I break rules all the time. like you're not supposed to dance in the bookstore when "livin on a prayer comes on" but I did that anyway this morning oops. and the second definition says (of hair or complexion) light, blond. I'm blonde so NOPE DOESNT COUNT. then "without cheating" and I used to have a printout of all the creature codes in heroes of might and magic 5 so I could get as many creatures in my army as I wanted, I was a supercheater. "to a high degree" I don't know what that means but drugs are bad probably unless I'm breaking a rule, then I do all the drugs. "a beautiful woman" ... plead the fifth "(of the weather) to become fine" I am not the weather and if I was I'd make it bad weather cuz that's what all the little children deserve but I'm not fair so they get bad weather. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Bananakin, I mean that you are a beautiful maiden, and thine beauty is only spoiled by thou self-denial. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 my friend was like "ey wear lipstick today" and I was liek "i'll look bad" and she was like "do it so everyone knows you're gay and also [a reward]" and I was like "that's a lame reward" and then she was like "[different reward]" and then I was liek "no that's also stupid" and she was like "do it" so I did it and I looked like somebody's aunt and first class I was sitting next to someone who was friends with my little siblings so she's probably gonna be like "why did you brother put on lipstick and write "gay etc." on his thing during the 'express your identity' part of the class that we had for some stupid, scary reason?" I was beautiful for like 20 minutes about month or two ago, that was it. you missed it. never before and never again. oh well. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 If that is what you believe, Bananakin, then I long await the day you open your eyes and see the fault in your heart, for I rue this self-image you have composed for yourself. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 y'all aint seen me I could be like a 50 foot mr saturn for all you know which I say because I am one Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Rosewind said: Thank you, Dinosaur. I wish your love life better success than the rest of your species has endured. I think the real question is, why wouldn't you want to elope with Angie? Her soul brings light to the land. Her smile is like the cracking of first dawn. Her every breath a whisper of spring amidst the torrential loneliness of winter. Her boobs smell of fresh bread. Her tummy is as soft as a bean bag chair. 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Angie is the true poet here. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 my brother had to write two poems for a project I was helping with and he chose a haiku and a meme I guess angie's a step above that so sure I agree Link to comment
Nasty Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 7 hours ago, Cathalos said: I am NOT fair, I break rules all the time. like you're not supposed to dance in the bookstore when "livin on a prayer comes on" but I did that anyway this morning oops. WHAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIVIN ON A PRAYER Link to comment
Nasty Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 this whole album is incredible Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 this is probably a good after 7:00 song dddaadadadadadadadddddudududududududublallablablalbalblablalblabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 14 hours ago, Angie Cakes said: Her boobs smell of fresh bread. Mine do too for realsies, basically every night of the week. And coffee. So breakfast bra. Here, put your nose to the screen and see for yourself. (Don't sniff anything to the left of it.) *You notice a pile of Rose's laundry on the floor. It fills you with Determination... 2 Link to comment
Nasty Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Your loafers are cute Link to comment
Penumbra Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 Look at the high-roller here with two pairs of shoes. 3 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 On 1/31/2017 at 6:44 PM, Rosewind said: We're both ardent furries; he's a talented furry artist and that's actually how we met 11 years ago. We both attended Midwest Furfest last December and had a great time! My engagement ring has little hearts and paws on it while he has a guys version with a similar pattern. Totally not furry. Hmm. Hmmm. HMMMMMM. Yeeeah, OKAY, FINE. I guess you're sooooomewhat of a furry >:I And a taaaaalented furry artist, you say? Annnnyone I perchance might have heard of? I've explored a fair portion of Furaffinity in my time~ :3 19 hours ago, Cathalos said: HES NOT ALL THAT GREAT DISAGREE WITH ME FAWKES SEE WHAT HAPPENS IM THE TOP BANANA NOW OI. OI. OI, LISTEN HERE, BANANAKIN. YOU ALREADY HAVE A TITLE. Or has my dear Blathering Baroness of the Broken Boughs of the Buried Forest of Berserk Bibliographies forgotten? IF SHE HAS, THAT'S FINE, I COULD ALWAYS JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE HER THE 'BORING BARONESS OF THE NORTHWEST ICKY MUSHY BANANA PIT!" >:I 19 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: You can be the top Banana, but Fawkes is still the God-King God-King is what we call it, but it's more like 'God-President' with a cooler name Sweet child. You've been with us for such a short time, yet you've already learned so very much~ Allow me to bestow upon you the new, high title of, 'PRANCING PRINCE OF THE PRIMORDIAL PLAIN OF PANIC AND [INSERT FAVORITEST P-WORDED FOOD HERE]!' I'm sure you'll excel beyond all expectation at the duties of your new office~ :3 19 hours ago, Rosewind said: I'm the alpha, hush. ... ..... ....... >:I THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS! EXCLUSIVE SEX TAPE FOUND OF ROSEWIND AND HER SOON TO BE HUSBAND! Spoiler 2 Link to comment
Nasty Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, Fawkes said: Hide contents p a w s o m e 3 D a d v e n t u r e a w s o m e 3 D a d v e n t u r e Link to comment
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