Nasty Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 *Gargery jumps back as LeonHorizon bravely rushes in and uses his magical defibrillator"My God! You have saved him!" Link to comment
Rain Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Good bye I suppose.Who cares for you?You're nothing but a pack of cards.*demolishes house of cards* Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Don't speak to Gargery that way. It was none other than him who stood by my body for the past hour and a half, trying to save me. He saved me from the Dark Ones who descended from the Skyland to murder the civilians of Ghastauff. They summoned me to battle the Dark Ones, but in the end they had warped my mind into sexually assaulting two people. The Resurrection had healed me.Thank you, Gargery.*Gargery politely nods and walks off into the sunset. Link to comment
LeonHorizon Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Hey! I used the defibrillator! Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 *Gargery reappears out of thin air"I had fixed that previously. The laws of the world made that one simple mistake. Do forgive them, for they love you so."*Gargery smiled and continued off into the sunset once again.Thank you, LeonHorizon, for saving me. Link to comment
LeonHorizon Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Have some ham! Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Thank you. Death makes you hungry. Link to comment
Rocky Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Site went wacky for me and I couldn't get on... Hopefully Angie got to saying "Happy new year" herself... Goodnight everypony! You guys are all soooo awesome! Especially Angie Link to comment
Brony-Vas-Normandy Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 IT'S 2012!Now I can go to sleep.After I change the calendar. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Well Penumbra sort of fell asleep.By accident.And in the smoking glow of the split atoms amidst the midnight kiss did Apolline find peace in death. Hush little baby don't say a wordPenumbra's gonna buy you a mockingbirdand if that mockingbird don't sing Penumbra's gonna buy you a diamond ringand if that leaves you not satisfied Penumbra's gonna bathe in your insidesand as your screaming and begging to diePenumbra's gonna sing you a lullaby Link to comment
notdeathsongx3 Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 So. I decided to test out a few things and... Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 I'm sooooo sorry Fawkes D:first one of the new year? Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 it's been 2012 for exactly one hour! Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Site went wacky for me and I couldn't get on... Hopefully Angie got to saying "Happy new year" herself...Goodnight everypony! You guys are all soooo awesome!Especially Angie this was posted exactly at new year XDHAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR FROM ANGIE THEN Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Its been 2012 for Penumbra for at least how ever many hours it takes for it to be 5:33 in the afternoon Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why are there so many guests? I SEE YOU!Lurking.taunting.thinking thoughts. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Oh what?Too scared to make an account and face Penumbra?DO IT! He dares you. He doubly dares you!Go on, make one, come here unto Penumbra's turf.He'll break open your mind and eat all the mushy bits!.........Or are you real?Maybe none of you are real and Penumbra has lost it. Again.His he alone for the rest of the night?Dancing by himself?Talking to himself?Being to himself?Well STOP IT!This has happen to him before and it won't happen again!GET IN HERE AND DANCE!Under my moonlit ball room!I will show you places you never thought possible.You will have a night that you will never forget.We will be rested on a small blanket, under a tree, on a hill.That blanket I never liked but you wanted because you liked the pattern.The pattern reminded you of your foalhood blanket that your grandmother knitted for you.This will be the place.Between the dinners and the casual outings, we always found ourselves right back here.We both acted like it was an accident, but we knew.We loved it here.The view made it seem that Equestria stretched on forever.Where we begin the rest of our lives together.You won't be alone and nether will Penumbra.The diamond ring, although stained with blood, will sit proudly on your horn.This will be our special place.The wedding will be in Canterlot, here of course.I never was any good at selecting a venue, I just left that to you.To make me feel like I was contributing, you let me do the catering.I chose to have a walnut torte for the desserts for our guestsBut you chose cheese cakeBut that was still fun.You had a surprise for me, even though this day was more important to you.I knew it was.The alter was perfectly located.Where we stood we could see the hill.The place where we intended to watch our family grow old as we did.The place we would return to after one of us had passed because the other would always be there.I knew how much this place met to you.You knew how much it met to me.And is exactly why my surprise would never be forgotten.As you finished your vows.I could hear the faint tears of joy from your guests and I could see your.when It was my turn.I lent in closely.And whispered."Told you i'd break you."And the I left.Retracing my steps back down the isle.I left you crying and confused.And I knew that when you wen't home that night, you would feel the same. My greatest scheme wen't off without a hitch.You always wen't to me with your problems, when you were scared, lonely or just wanted some one to hug.I knew that you would not get the same feeling from anyone arms as mine gave you. That warm....soft...comforting.Because that's what loneliness needed..................Oh Celestia what have I done!*runs off crying 1 Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Hey, I'm back, and what the hell happened? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Oh, nothing.Penumbra has been asleep all day and came back when everyone left.Now to fill in the void of everyone's absents, Penumbra is talking to himself.He feeling rather distant to everyone.So he's talking to himself.Because he's the only one that will listen and reply.To himself that is.*Twitch Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 In other words I've gone crazy.Or sane.I can't remember.How often do I speak in third person? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 .......That's not an answer deathsong matter of fact that leaves Penumbra more confused. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Damnit Deathsong, stop torturing the madman.Penumbra, I know a nice, safe place with free food, if you'll follow me... Link to comment
notdeathsongx3 Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Just enter the van. It will all be alright Link to comment
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