Nahima Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 I saw this and truly gave me a laugh. Red is for the story black is for the person writing the comments. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/04/fan ... ass_in.phpADMIN EDIT: The story linked is part of "Fan Fiction Friday", a feature on Topless Robot featuring exceptionally bad fan fiction that often involves sex between childhood figures. One such story featured Megatron and Starscream having gay tailpipe sex. Please be warned of the content of the link above. We do not condone sex play or fanfiction featuring pony sex on this site, and if you follow the link above that's exactly what you'll be exposed to.Here is a piece of it:So you guys like all those My Little Pony videos I've been posting, huh? Well, I'll give you some My Little Ponies.Cleaning up went rather quick as Dash bolted from wall to wall, stacking up the books as Twilight re-arranged them."You're quite energetic today, Dash""Yeah, I'm excited about this new trick""So what IS the new trick?""Well, I swoop up here ya know, then *ROAR!* down here then loop a loop and swing up like so then spiral up like this and-""I get it" Twilight said and rolled her eyes, "It's fast, it's complicated"She then fell into a heap on the floor and sighed."What's the matter, Twilight?""*Ugh* Spike's away to DAO so I have to clean up myself every five minutes, reports are late and backing up and my study is suffering" Twilight rolled over onto her back and groaned."Gee, sounds though""More stress than though""I wish I could help you" Dash said as she headed for the door.Over Twilight Sparkle's head a light bulb lit up. In the blink of an eye she was between Dash and the front door."You can. If you want to" Twilight said as she gazed into Dash's eyes.Twilight, for the record, is the purple one, and Rainbow Dash is the blue one with the rainbow hair. They're both girls, or "fillies," although that won't strictly matter in a few minutes. Shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkwell Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Oh Jegus. This is so wrong and yet so funny at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Honey, I love you, but you're so freaking retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 God damn it nahima lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBatGuy Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 The sad thing is that this isn't the most f-ed up MLP fan fic I've read today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snakebar-010 Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 At least I didn't get a headache reading part of this, unlike the time I read the worst fanfic ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianblackberry Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Just reading your snippet of this fic, all I could think of at the end was cheesy Seventies porno music queuing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh_Brawler Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 THE SPAWNTHE SPAWNI DIDN'T EVEN GET ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT THE SPAWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkwell Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 I just want to add that I couldn't finish the actual fic. I just read the snarky comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therainbowtroll Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Jesus Crist I read that....it was awful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiccolaVonMask Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 I read this, and then I read "Cupcakes". I read both all the way through. I actually prefer "A Class in Stress Relief". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faun Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 That was so hilariously bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Napper Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can't breathe, do people really 'get off' to this stuff? Pft, I'm gonna have to clean off my laptop screen I keep spitting on it each time I LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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