Ask SteelEagle!

[SteelEagle]

He, the metal bird of flight!

He, the greatest of the great who defines greatness!

He, the most jumpiest on of the bandwagon!

[RarityDash]

Why can I not stop staring at your avatar?

[SteelEagle]

It has been designed by the greatest of scientists to hypnotize you into wanting to play with me.

[hinata2000100]

Who is best pony and why?

[Cathalos]

would you rather be banished to the everfree forest with just a flashlight or to the moon with necessary previsions for eternal survival?

[SteelEagle]

Who is best pony and why?

The answer my silly one is Applejack. She is best pony because she works the hardest and most consistently and such values must be lauded. Plus, she has freckles and apples are best fruit. Science has proved it.

would you rather be banished to the everfree forest with just a flashlight or to the moon with necessary previsions for eternal survival?

Everfree. I could make a living there and will someday find my way back into the good graces of the Princess by saving some wayward ponyfolk.

[Cathalos]

are you better than skarmory at being awesome?

[SteelEagle]

Compared to me, Skarmory is a loser.

[Cathalos]

you must be pretty awesome. do you destroy like Kyogre, troll like a blissey and tank like a tyranitar? if so, you may be entitled to the rank "sub-Norris" or more.

[SteelEagle]

I'm better than that. I am so elite that they tried programming me into the game but the storyline could only revolve around how awesome and attractive of a Pokemon I was, or else the coding of the game fell apart. They had to remove me from the game, sadly.

[Cathalos]

you know the people who make the game? whose idea was it to make BW2? can i kick them? please? that was the stupidest idea since...THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST IDEA EVER! pleeease can i kick de person?

[SteelEagle]

My friend, all things are part of my master plan. So no, do not kick them.

[Cathalos]

could your master plan involve 3ds remakes of RSE? now? please?

[SteelEagle]

The world is still not ready for that, young one.

[Cathalos]

is there any way to become prepared more quickly?

[Boss_Hoss1]

(I'm going to ask all the "ask" threads this... )

I read a strange, ancient book in Twilight's library, "The Legend of Megan"... Are there any such thing as humans? What would you do if you met one?

[SteelEagle]

is there any way to become prepared more quickly?

No.

I read a strange, ancient book in Twilight's library, "The Legend of Megan"... Are there any such thing as humans? What would you do if you met one?

Go talk to Lyra. She cares more than I!

Humans are a lie.

[Cathalos]

what would YOU do if club penguin launched a military conquest of latin america?

[SteelEagle]

what would YOU do if club penguin launched a military conquest of latin america?

Tell Disney and watch the servers collapse.

[Cathalos]

what about if that made the users angry and all the angry fifth graders overran Europe?

[Cathalos]

what happens if somebody complains about your language usage?

[SteelEagle]

what happens if somebody complains about your language usage?

I eat them.

[hinata2000100]

I eat them.

How do they taste?

[SteelEagle]

How do they taste?

Orange Sherbert, shockingly enough.

[Cathalos]

........ can you please watch your language.................................. will you eat me???