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Proposed to my girlfriend today. Good news! She said yes!
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Noice! May it be fruitful and be part of the 50% of marriages that do not end in divorce!
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I was a moose once.
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Did it have rabies?
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So I says to my wife with one leg, "Peg...?"
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No.
Or yes.
Probably yes.
All my yes.
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So I met this girl last night who is literally just like me, every detail to a T. I think I'm in love.
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That's potentially either extremely awesome or extremely deadly. Just... don't go exploring strange holes in reality, k?
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Today I watched some John de Lancie goodness in the form of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Deja Q". Q is Discord, no exceptions.
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Not just figuring it out, just confirming the blatantly obvious.
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Today I was given the title of "them". Basically LoTR fans. But I was the epitome of "them". The worship may begin whenevs.
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Ooh, cool! I'm currently working (veeeeery slowly) through Dovahzul, the dragon tongue from Skyrim.
But Sindarin is up there for languages I wanna learn, along with Klingon and Japanese.
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Pfft! Valentines day! HAHAHAHeheheh....eh
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Conspiracy theories?
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
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Im bored.......... who wants me to draw their oc?
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Too late, der dumnes is spredin
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Today I downloaded some historically accurate songs. They are amazing, and also a niche genre.
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Horrible Histories.
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I'm just here so I won't get fined.
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You have already been fined. It's going on your permanent record's permanent record.
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Pfft! Valentines day! HAHAHAHeheheh....eh
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No ice cream? Shameful.
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Friends don't let friends spend $124 at the bar in one night. I failed as a friend.
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You're right, friends let friends spend $123.75 at worst! For shame!
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Im bored.......... who wants me to draw their oc?
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Oh, sorry, brain did one thing, fingers did another. Cutie mark is two pencils facing downward. Boy, do I feel dum.
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Today I had a volleyball tourney at my school, and got mad at some guys for staring at the girls wearing skintight outfits. I might be crazy.
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ARGH! I see what you mean.
FYI, that just does not happen.
Also, dudes? I assure you, to the most of my knowledge, I am straight.
Boys are icky.
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Today I had a volleyball tourney at my school, and got mad at some guys for staring at the girls wearing skintight outfits. I might be crazy.
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I, uh... sure?
Darn it, I didn't think I'd have to top you so early.
Ok, I'm generally a rather introverted guy, unless my friends are the most prevalent people in my company. I have a rather... chivalrous worldview when it comes to women. Namely, I compulsively avoid checking them out, as well as becoming increasingly inept at speaking with them.
I went to a bible camp as a young teenager, and managed to come back without a girlfriend. FYI, that just does not happe...
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Im bored.......... who wants me to draw their oc?
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Uuh, me, I guess?
He's purple, has a short and messy brown mane and tail, blue eyes, unicorn, cutie mark facing downward.
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Today I learned that my overly welcoming nature has led me to reply to "Introductions" posts from before I signed up. I welcomed people to the part who were at the party before I arrived. I am literally the smoothest guy ever.
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Super cray.
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Today I learned that my overly welcoming nature has led me to reply to "Introductions" posts from before I signed up. I welcomed people to the part who were at the party before I arrived. I am literally the smoothest guy ever.
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Obvious sarcasm is obvious.
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In the episode "Pinkie Pride", Rarity glitches while on stage and loos like an alicorn!
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Foreshadowing.
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So... who here has a oc who's a writer of fiction?
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Midnight Fable (patent pending, RP licence pending too) is a professional writer of fantasy fiction, or basically whatever pops into his head.
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Today I had a volleyball tourney at my school, and got mad at some guys for staring at the girls wearing skintight outfits. I might be crazy.
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No, no, here's the thing; there's admiring a beautiful woman, and then there's over the top, turn some heads, shame your mother comments. They were... worse than rude.
And the I might be crazy is that I, like, averted my eyes whenever they were in the halls or summat.
What guy does that?
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Today I ran for nine minutes without stopping. My life is over.
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Not quite sprint, not quite jog. So... running.
Also, yes, without stopping. Although I laid down for a bit afterwards.
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