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Status Updates posted by ToothpasteThy
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btw, for those of you who were wondering; yes, you can navigate your iPhone using a slice of Singles cheese.
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btw, the royal guards aren't a bunch of noble heroes who do nothing but serve the princesses with their lives. This video at 18:00 is proof of it~
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Profile Update!
-New social media section layout
-Added Tumblr account and Tumblr Ask blog to the social media section
-That's basically it
-Go home
-And check out my Tumblr kekekekeke~
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KABOOM-- I wish I could make real music ;-;
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Post count: 666.
Nothing to see here, go on about your business >.>
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Looks like you've finally joined the Dark Side.
Sadly, there are no cookies. Those were a lie. Terribly sorry.
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Hail Satan. :I
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Ono'
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Profile Update!
-shortened interests section
-added reasons to hate me in the interests section
-added reason to love me in the interests section (eg. Gravity Falls)
-location updated
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Dear Princess Celestia;
Today I learned that my landlord's niece voice acted as Sugarcoat in Equestria Games, and that you shouldn't get distracted tweeting about a big spider in your house when you should be keeping an eye on where the spider is.
Your faithful student,
ToothpasteThy
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Dear Toothpaste Thy;
Princess Celestia is currently... not available as she ate a lot of cake last night, even though I recommended her not to do it.
In any case, I am glad you had learned that and please, send me your address so we can send a team of specialized ponies to deal with the spider accordingly, by killing it with fire. We suggest you get ready to move to a new house as the only way to deal with it correctly is by burning your house to the ground, so say goodbye to your house while you can.
~Princess Luna
(I honestly don't know why this came up to my mind after reading your status update x3)-
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Dear ToothpasteThy;
Please don't listen to my Sister. I am quite available despite my cake problem.
Contrary to popular belief, spiders are friends, and should not be subjected to death of any kind. Your aforementioned spider has probably found a new home beneath your pillow, where she is laying thousands of eggs at this very moment. I hope you enjoy your new friends!
~ Princess Celestia
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I'm going to die ;~;
Seriously though, spiders are great as long as they are not invading my personal space or property. And if it does lay eggs and whatever... meh. First Nations people lived in tepees. Why should I fret?
So I guess spiders can be in my home, but only under my conditions. Breaking my rules warranties a squashing, or peaceful removal depending on my mood and the seriousness of the trespass.
Also, Prince, my landlord would be most displeased if I burned her house down over a spider. Besides, upon further research I have learned that it is a type of hobo spider and is probably just looking for a place to stay : P
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three days.
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Toothy is a ring ghost who's out of work since videotapes fell into disuse. He's been hung up on across the phone because people assume he's a telemarketer or prank caller, so he talks to people on forums. He also had to get another job and now he only has three days to spook you.
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Or, you know, maybe it's almost my first Canterlot Anniversary >.>
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Anniversary! Will you have a party? With boos? I bet you'd wraith the roof. That's sure to lift your spirits. :I
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Are you just gonna not post anything for as long as possible to maintain that content count? xD
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Lifeguard recertification test to morrow. #getstress
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Polyblank should probably hire lifeguard.
for kiddie pool.
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Polyblank cannot swim well.
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Well no, but have you saved anyone from drowning?
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I've likely prevented drowning a few times, but no. The pool I worked at was pretty good. Small town and not much to worry about.
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lul, I'm beginning to think that time is just irrelevant to existence. Yet we rely so heavily upon it. What a broken world we live in~
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Oh dear~ Is this the result of your expansion upon my thread... <glaces nervously left and right> oops.
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Well, yes. It also caused my day to inevitably end up on Vsauce's channel. Entertaining, but constantly filling my mind with useless questions.
Fortunately, this was remedied by remembering that CGP Grey was still a thing, and awesome.
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I wonder if it's hard for others to take me seriously with my Scootaloo avatar constantly bobbing back and forth...?
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Keep this up, and you'll just drag endless community rep point from me. xD
Now I will spend the rest of my night pondering a hypothetical world where the mini, fluffy pigs rule all.
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It's a dark and cold night. Toothpaste Thy sits at his bedroom, staring at the computer screen.
It happens. Another "ping".
'When, when will it go? What does it want?' he thinks. it is the same mammal, every time. Tired, he gives a cheerful response. But he needs escape. The Guinea pig follows him everywhere, finds alt accounts and posts funny pictures and witty humor in third person. It's becoming serious. he goes to a therapist, talking about what it says. now his therapist also requires therapy. So tired, he turns the flickering screen off and sits in his bed.
Tap tap tap.
He turns to his window, and sees a pig looking at him, clad in armor. He says nothing, in silent horror. It is them. The pig speaks to him, smiling.
'You have been watched. It has begun.'
And that is how the human race fell to stalking, adorable rodents.
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Every time I open up FFA... The Beacon Dueling Club roleplay catches my eye, and I'm like "Bacon Dueling Club? Me want!"
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Couldn't watch Mockingjay Pt 2 today, but part 1... That's how you make politics interesting! The whole scene with The Hanging Tree song was by far the greatest part of the movie.
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Ack! That massive video is embedded in my signature again. Extremely annoying, because I'm not even capable of fixing it or removing it from my sig
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"I have quite a few interests, but definitely not as many as my friend Toothie!"
I'm sure you have just as many interests as me. I just list more of them off cuz I've got nothing better to do~ :,D
Also, I never noticed that bit until now. Does that make me a terrible person? ;~;
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I try~
Seriously though, tell me your Twitter or something xP
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Don't have a Twitter, sowwee~
I'm an easily distracted human being that can go from studying math to looking at CollegeHumour videos.
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CollegeHumor? Naw, Olan Rogers is the way to go.
I say that, and yet I haven't watched one of their videos in months.
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Wow. Just realized how much faster your community rep goes up with the update. Lost, like, 10 clicks xD
In other more important news: the Canterlot staff are bae. Thank you so much for your work you keep up to make this the best forum ever