weesh

I have room for another big map in my apartment. I already have the world, Alaska, and topographical maps of my favorite river trips, but what should the last one be?

I invented the placebo camera. It doesn't actually take pictures but it's a hell of a lot cheaper and you still feel like you were there.

I just bought a creeper (the kind for auto maintenance), which made me feel a little weird. Why do they call it that?

I just got my second nielsen survey! By saying that I watch MLP, I represent thousands of MLP viewers in my area!

I just noticed that the "EVERY TOPIC I POST IN DIES" thread got locked! I was just about to bring it back... http://www.canterlot.com/topic/5410-every-topic-i-post-in-dies/page__st__120

I just received the worst resume I have ever seen. It was formatted terribly, the work experience was mostly cooking and construction and included both first and third person references to the applicant. It was for a job posting for a choreographer. Sooooooooooo Confused.

I just used an online dating site for the first time. Feels weird.

I saw a quote on another forum: "you fail at trolling". Ouch.

I saw lotus bloom in the supermarket today, and almost bought my first pony for me. But fluttershy and rainbow dash need to come first.

I was asked to step out of the band I was in. It was the right decision, but I am still sad. I hope to develop one of the other creative outlets that I have lined up.

I was explaining "cognitive dissonance" to someone, and came up with two far-fetched sentences that were contradictory as an illustration. Someone who was listening to us started to argue that the sentences weren't contradictory. It soon became clear to everyone else that cognitive dissonance fit them to a tee. Things got awkward.

I was hanging out with some Americans and Russians and as we were getting ready to leave, the cultures clashed hardcore. I was the only American present who noticed. It was the perfect opportunity to affirm their culture, and to inform the Americans. We will be doing things differently next week.

I was just contacted by a middle school friend who confessed that she had a crush on me. Things started getting awkward. Then they got really awkward.

I went fishing last week. But it wasn't just for the halibut, it was to spend time with my sister.

I'm a conundrum wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in pastry, wrapped in a lie

I'm cold. I might be living in the wrong state.

I'm going to vote in a couple of hours, but I resent feeling pressured to do so.

I've been playing guitar for a year. I was really frustrated to discover that I have been strumming wrong, and it is proving difficult to break the muscle memory of the bad habit.

I've got a friend who has asked for years "all quiet on the western front?" as a way to find out things are alright. Today I explained what the phrase really means. It will be interesting to see if he continues to use it ironically.

I've got some duck kidneys sitting on my desk...trying to work of the courage to try them...

I've not been temped to start RPing...but wow do I weesh the other half of the site were as active sometimes...

If you are a Rarity fan, you MUST buy the new Rarity micro series comic.

If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving.

If you can't hunt with the big dogs, get back on the porch. With the puppies.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But there is a difference in Practice.