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    Lately I've been getting on Second Life a lot, and among some of the places I hang out are pony sims. These are basically worlds in Second Life based on locales from My Little Pony where users hang around in Pony avatars and such. Most of the time hanging around pony sims is just general chatter and stuff, but every so often, things get really really silly. A good example would be this. Okay, so perhaps a bit of explanation is required as to just what the hay is going on here, especially seeing as how all the madness you see in this video is pretty much my fault (I'm the emerald green pony in the Assassin's Creed getup). Basically, in Second Life, there are things called bumpers, which is an animation and/or sound that will play one another person's avatar bumps into yours. The particular bumper that I had on at this time was one that makes my pony avatar go all slappyhooves on whenever he is bumped into. So on this particular occasion I was in the company of some rather silly ponies who commented on how my bumper was a bit weird because the sound effect that went with it sounded slightly suggestive, as if the slapping noise were something else. As it happened, however, a few of them also had this gesture and equipped it, and began going around bumping into and slapping at each other. Eventually, some others who had the bumper joined in, and those who didn't have it were given it and also joined in. From there, the chaotic scene you see unfolding in this video occurred, where, for some reason, someone with a bumper spouting out German gibberish is also prancing about. I was in stitches the whole time. Silly moments like these is what makes hanging out in pony sims on Second Life so fun.
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    As Pinkie dealt with taking the muffins out of the oven, Carrot Cake grabbed a nearby potholder and fanned it at the smoke, but this did little to clear away the smoke from the room as the stallion began to cough uncontrollably. Stumbling around the kitchen with very little visibility, he eventually found a window and threw it open, allowing the smoke to clear from the room. Carrot Cake then sticks his head out of the window, gasping for fresh air as the smoke spill out all around him. Finally he brought his head back into the kitchen to survey the damage, just in time to hear Pinkie's explanation about the muffins and his secret stash of vanilla. [colour=#ff8c00]"M-My vanilla? But how did you…"[/colour] Carrot cut his sentence short as he saw Pinkie throw the muffins in the garbage and starting to look sad all over again. A frown came upon Carrot Cake's face at the sight of this, he hated seeing Pinkie Pie sad like this. Trotting over to her, he put a hoof on the sad mare's shoulder. [colour=#ff8c00]"Pinkie, don't worry about it, I should have asked you if you were in the middle of something before I started the meeting, so this is kind of my fault. I do appreciate the thought though, and I'm sure the twins would too. Although, I wish you would have asked before using my secret stash of Vanilla."[/colour]
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    At Applebloom's suggestion, Carrot Cake finally lifted his hat up from his eyes. Although relieved at he realization that his daughter hadn't blinded him, he kind of wish that she had done so when he saw the carnage she had created, [colour=#ff8c00]"Oh, my…[/colour] he said in a very meek tone as he surveyed the damage caused by his daughter's most recent magical surge. Apple's were strewn across the ground, the wagon was missing a wheel, Big Macintosh was picking himself up off the ground, and in front of him was Pumpkin Cake, sucking on her hoof. [colour=#ff8c00]"Pumpkin!"[/colour] Carrot Cake said, the usually-friendly and cheerful earth pony sounding legitimately ticked off as he trotted on over to his foal daughter, picking her up off the ground. [colour=#ff8c00]"No Pumpkin, we do not treat our friends like that! Especially when they are our number one supplier of apples."[/colour] Carrot said angrily as he placed Pumpkin back her carrier hanging off his back. He then turned to Applejack and Big Mac with an apologetic look on his face. [colour=#ff8c00]"I am very sorry about all this. Pumpkin still hasn't gotten past this magic surge stage yet. We can never expect when she'll conjure up some sort of magic that brings all kinds of chaos."[/colour] Carrot Cake said with sigh. [colour=#ff8c00]"Anyway, we'd better go find that wagon wheel. Did anypony see which way it went?"[/colour] Carrot said, looking all around him.
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    Carrot Cake stood there, looking puzzled as one of the bushels he had just finished loading onto the cart suddenly seemed to move around and come alive. [colour=#ff8c00]"Huh? What in Celestia's Name…"[/colour] Suddenly the basket of apples jumped from the cart on its own and landed near Big Mac. Carrot Cake rushed over to help Big Mac as he lost his balance slipping on all those apples, only to be distracted by the wheel suddenly popping off of the wagon. [colour=#ff8c00]"What the? Just what is going on around…"[/colour] Suddenly it hit him, and when he looked over at Pumpkin Cake to see a light blue aura surrounding her horn. [colour=#ff8c00]"Pumpkin, no!"[/colour] Carrot said as he started running towards her, then suddenly his hat was pulled down over his face, and all he could see was darkness. [colour=#ff8c00]"Wha? Oh no, I'm blind!"[/colour] the stallion exclaimed as he began galloping around blindly. [colour=#ff8c00]"Somepony help me! My own daughter has cast a blindness spell on me!"[/colour]
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    [colour=#ff8c00]"Ah, there he is!"[/colour] Carrot Cake Said, waving at Big Macintosh, relieved that he wouldn't have to be pulling those five bushels of apples back to Sugar Cube Corner himself. [colour=#ff8c00]"Am I glad to see you, Big Mac. It really has been quite a day, between watching Pumpkin Cake and waiting in long lines. I'll just be happy to get all these apples back to Sugar Cube Corner. Hopefully Cup Cake won't be too upset that it took me so long to run this errand."[/colour] Carrot Cake says as he helps Big Mac load the apple onto the wagon, setting Pumpkin Cake on the booth again as he did so. [colour=#ff8c00]"Although, if you can get these apples back to Sugar Cube Corner quick enough, there might be a slice of cake in it for you…"[/colour] he said, giving Big Mac a wink.
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    Carrot Cake was happy to see Applejack showering Pumpkin Cake with affection, seemed this all worked out after all, and he was getting these apples at a good price. As he saw Pumpkin put Applejack's ponytail in her mouth, however, he had to hold choke back a laugh. [colour=#ff8c00]"A-Alright, Pumpkin, that's enough."[/colour] He said as he pulled the foal away from Applejack, having to put some effort into pulling her before the mare's ponytail finally came free of Pumpkin Cake's mouth. [colour=#ff8c00]"Sorry about that Applejack, Pumpkin still going through that 'put everything she sees in her mouth' phase, we're still working on it"[/colour] Carrot says apologetically. [colour=#ff8c00]"Well, I suppose Pumpkin and I should get these apples back to Sugar Cube Corner."[/colour] he said, looking over at the five bushels before suddenly being struck with a realization. [colour=#ff8c00]"Oh wait… I just realized, we'll still need Big Mac to pull the wagon with these five bushels of apples back to Sugar Cube Corner. But I'm guessing you'll probably be needing him to help around here right now, won't you?"[/colour] Carrot Cake said, unsure of how he would get the apples back to Sugar Cube Corner while keeping an eye on Pumpkin, he wasn't very good at pulling loads to begin with.
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    After a long wait, Carrot Cake stepped up to the kissing both after Harrington Sleuth with Pumpkin Cake in hoof, [colour=#ff8c00]"Oh, hello there Applebloom, and you too Applejack."[/colour] he said as he gave the filly and mare each an nod. [colour=#ff8c00]"You know I just came out here to restock our supply of apples at Sugar Cube Corner, but I sure wasn't expecting to see all this when I came here. Who's idea was this anyway? I may have to see if I can convince Cup Cake to do this to get some more business for the store."[/colour] Carrot Cake said, chuckling a bit before clearing his throat and continuing. [colour=#ff8c00]"Well anyway, it's a good thing I brought Pumpkin Cake along with me here today, because I don't think missus would approve of me kissing another mare, even if that mare is our number one apple supplier."[/colour] he said as he held Pumpkin Cake out towards Applejack in both hooves. [colour=#ff8c00]"Can't guarantee that Pumpkin will be quite as good a kisser as some of those handsome stallions I've seen come through here today though."[/colour] Carrot Cake said, letting out another chuckle.
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    [colour=#ff8c00]"It's what?!"[/colour] Carrot Cake exclaimed, not at all thrilled about the idea of having a potentially angry goose wandering around in his and Cup Cake's bedroom. Also, didn't she say something about putting pasta in his closet earlier? He soon lost his train of thought, however, as Pinkie suddenly started speaking to him in a whiney tone. Carrot Cake was unsure of how to handle Pinkie's current reaction, she really was starting to take this all a bit too personally, although one thing she said did confuse him a bit. [colour=#ff8c00]"Er... pillows?"[/colour] But before he could inquire any further, Pinkie started crying again [colour=#FF8C00]"W-Wait, Pinkie, there's no need to cry! I'm not mad, just…"[/colour] Then suddenly Carrot Cake heard the crashes as well as the smoke coming from the kitchen. [colour=#ff8c00]"What the…"[/colour] He started to say, only to be interrupted by more of Pinkie's frantic crying. [colour=#ff8c00]"Muffins? Why didn't you tell me you were cooking something!"[/colour] Carrot said as he quickly got from his chair and rushed into the kitchen.
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    Carrot Cake tried to follow all of what Pinkie was saying as best as he could, but he was only able to catch bits and pieces of it. From what he gathered, however, it was more of Pinkie Pie's usual antics, only this time at the expense of the Sugar Cube Corner. Although he was caught off guard by the honking and crashing noises coming from upstairs, but quickly collected himself. [colour=#ff8c00]"Well er, that's all nice, Pinkie, but the point is that you charged all of this to the Sugar Cube Corner. You can't just go buying stuff for personal projects and put it all on the store tab, especially not without asking us first."[/colour] he said in a firm tone before shifting his gaze back upwards again. [colour=#ff8c00]"Also, that thing's not anywhere near the twins, is it?"[/colour] Carrot Cake asked, having a rather unpleasant memory of being chased by an angry goose as a foal himself.
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    Carrot Cake was relieved to see Pinkie getting back in her usual mood, although he could have probably done without her launching into another long-winded tangents. Although the thing about the garden hose, the rock, and the bowl of cereal did pique his curiosity, but he would deal with that later, one thing at a time. [colour=#ff8c00]"Well no, uh… I just wanted to talk about your performance of your job in general. Now first let me start off by saying that you have been valuable employee to the Sugar Cube Corner. You've been to work on time every day since starting here, your cooking skills have greatly improved since you first started off, and you're even a model tenant as well, having yet to miss a single payment on your rent."[/colour] Carrot Cake said, offering the pink mare a warm smile before moving onto his next order of business. [colour=#ff8c00]"Now that being said, there are a few concerns I have that I wanted to discuss with you, starting with this…"[/colour] Carrot cake said as he slid a piece of paper across the table to Pinkie. The paper in question was an invoice for 30 gallons of coconut oil, 60 pounds of pasta, a dozen roses, 800 peach pits, 14 wheels of cheese, a bunny costume, and a goose.
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    Carrot Cake was taken aback by Pinkie's sudden mood swing as she was now sitting before him sobbing her eyes out. [colour=#ff8c00]"Wh-What? N-No Pinkie, I would never… Gah!"[/colour] he exclaimed as Pinkie suddenly started blowing her nose on his bow tie. This was definitely not going the way he had planned at all thus far. True, Carrot Cake had expected that this review would probably be a bit awkward, it being Pinkie and all, but he never expected a reaction like this. Wanting to take back control of the situation, he placed his hooves on Pinkie's shoulders and gently pushed her away from him, giving her a comforting smile as we did so. [colour=#ff8c00]"Pinkie, you're a valued employee and friend here, Cup Cake and I would never think of firing you. There's nothing to worry, about okay?"[/colour] Carrot Cake said, hoping that his consoling would help lift her spirits once again before he moved on to more serious matters. [colour=#ff8c00]"I just want to discuss your performance job-wise lately and also ask you a few questions."[/colour]
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    Carrot Cake stared at Pinkie Pie blankly as she jumped up and down while holding his hooves. Was it possible for this mare to hold still even for just a second? [colour=#ff8c00]"Wha? N-No, Pinkie, I'm not reviewing your dancing."[/colour] the stallion said as he yanked his hooves away from Pinkie before bringing one of them down on the paperwork in front of him. [colour=#ff8c00]"I'm reviewing the performance of your job here at Sugar Cube Corner."[/colour] He said as he pointed to the chair across from him once more.[colour=#ff8c00]"So go ahead and have a seat, we've got a few things to discuss."[/colour]
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    Carrot Cake just stared long and hard at Pinkie Pie as she came into the kitchen, dancing in a pink tutu. Just what did that filly think she was doing? Suddenly any doubts he had about doing this performance review were beginning to melt away as he watched Pinkie drop the pan of muffin batter, wincing as it hit the floor with a loud "clang!" He silently watched as Pinkie slipped out of her tutu, wondering how long it would take her to notice that he was there. When she did finally notice, an awkward silence followed, until Pinkie finally broke it with an enthusiastic greeting. [colour=#ff8c00]"Er, no, Pinkie. We're doing your performance review today. Your first-ever, performance review, if I might add. Don't you remember? I told you about it a couple days ago."[/colour] he said, wondering if Pinkie had even been listening when he had told her, then he simply let out a sigh. [colour=#ff8c00]"Well, you're here now, so go ahead and take a seat."[/colour] Carrot Cake said, motioning to the chair across the table from him.
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    Carrot Cake was seated at the table in the kitchen of the Sugar Cube Corner, which at the moment, acted as his makeshift desk. A few papers were scattered across the table here and there, mostly receipts and delivery notices, all of which were relevant to what was to come: Pinkie Pie's performance review. It had been quite awhile since Carrot Cake had given the pink, poofy-maned mare a proper performance review, and in light of some of her more remarkable antics as of late, he decided that one was long overdue. He wasn't entirely sure how he would handle of these issues, he certainly did not want to come across as todid confrontational, yet at the same time, he also didn't want to act like some of these antics she pulled weren't a big deal either. On the other hand, he also had to remember that as an employee her dedication was second-to-none, especially when it came to the twins. Still feeling very unsure of how he was going t handle this, the stallion let out a long sigh. To top it all off Pinkie was also late, the performance review was supposed to have started seven minutes ago.
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    I kind of have my doubts too, to be honest. I mean the two songs that they showed us seemed incredibly forced and pointless and were relatively unremarkable when compared with other songs we've seen from the show in the past. Not to mention that the plot for the first two episodes seems like a much more blatant marketing stunt than anything they've done before. I mean, a wedding is one thing, but "the Crystal Ponies?" Seriously? For some reason this reminds me of Hasbro's stunt in the 80's Transformers where they killed off half of the main cast so that they could introduce new toys to market.
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    [colour=#ff8c00]"Two pumpkin spice pies, one milk, and one chocolate milk. Okay, coming right up."[/colour] Carrot Cake nodded to Derpy and Tiny. [colour=#ff8c00]"Did you get that, dear? Two pumpkin spice pies, and two milks, one chocolate!"[/colour] he said shouting in the direction of the kitchen. He then overheard Tiny's suggestion to to take Derpy on a walk. He couldn't help but grin to himself upon hearing this, perhaps this little guy wasn't as awkward as he thought, he was already thinking romantically. [colour=#ff8c00]"Say, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, no need to stay around an old stick-in-the-mud like me. If you'd like, I can give your pumpkin pies and milks to go, or you can just come back here later and pick them up, we'll keep the pies warm for you."[/colour] Carrot Cake said, before turning to Tiny. [colour=#ff8c00]"And that sounds great, Tiny! Just uh, nothing too expensive, don't wanna end up having to sell the shop to pay for it."[/colour] he said, laughing nervously
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    [colour=#ff8c00]"Doughnut cider milkshake? Coming right up! Just sit tight and I'll be right back with your shake." [/colour]Carrot Cake said as he left Electric Vibe at the counter and entered the kitchen, only to be greeted by the sight of a pan stuck to he ceiling and Pound Cake's high chair tipped over, Cup Cake having just finished setting it upright again. [colour=#ff8c00]"Wh-What happened here!?"[/colour] Carrot Cake exclaimed, unsure of how all this could happen within the couple of minutes since he had sent Pinkie into the kitchen. [colour=#ff8c00]"Pound, are you okay?"[/colour] he said, going over to his son, inspecting him for any cuts or bruises. Just how many dangerous situations could these two get into anyway? [colour=#ff8c00]"Hmm, he's just fine. Tough lil' colt, he is."[/colour] he said, ruffling the small mane on Pound's head before turning to his wife. [colour=#ff8c00]"Cup Cake, how are we doing on orders? We aren't behind, are we?" [/colour]Carrot said as he he got together the cider, doughnuts, and ice cream for Electric's milkshake.
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    As Carrot Cake tried desperately to calm Pumpkin Cake down, he suddenly found himself being hit by a sudden gale wind that seemed to come out of nowhere. Looking around for the source of this sudden strong gust, he quickly identified the source as Princess Luna as he noticed the loud words being carried along with the winds. As Carrot turned his head to the Princess, he felt the strong winds of her words hitting him with their blunt force that he couldn't bring himself to turn his head completely. He was, however, able to see that Pinkie was standing right in front of Luna taking the full force of her voice. Once Luna's voice finally subsided, Carrot Cake quickly collected himself and prepared to continue his attempts at calming Pumpkin, who would likely now be crying harder than ever, only to be surprised to see that she was now completely quiet. This came as quite a surprise to Carrot, who was at first worried that perhaps Pumpkin might be in shock from the Princess's voice. A moment later, the foal stuck her hoof in her mouth, sucking on it happily, indicating that she was just fine. "Huh… I guess that must've done it." Carrot Cake said, clearly relieved at this turn of events.
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    Carrot Cake watched with some relief as Pinkie went back into the kitchen, then turned to Electric Vibe, giving her a warm smile. "I hope Pinkie's antics weren't too much for you, that pony really can get a bit out of hoof at times." he said, nervously smiling and rubbing the back of his head with his hoof. "So what can I get you Electric Vibe? Are you here to pick up an order at all? Seems like we've got so many orders to fill lately that I have a hard time keeping track of them all." Carrot Cake said, his nervous smile never quite leaving his face.
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    Carrot Cake's eyes widen with panic as he suddenly hears the all-too-familiar sound of Pumpkin screaming and crying her head off. "No, no, no, shh, shhhhh. It's okay Pumpkin, don't cry." he said, cradling the crying foal in his foreleg. This was bad, not only was Pumpkin making a scene in a public place, she was also doing so in front of royalty! He just hoped that Princess Luna would throw him and Pumpkin in a dungeon for disturbing her. As he futilely attempted to comfort and quiet her, looked over a Pinkie Pie. "I-I don't know! She was fine just a minute ago, then she just became hysterical!" Carrot said, then he saw Luna and realized something and leaned in close to Pinkie, whispering in her ear. "You don't think… she got like this because she's afraid of the Princess, do you?" Carrot Cake said, recalling the fiasco that was last year's Nightmare Night.
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    At some point, Pumpkin Cake had gotten restless inside of her foal carrier hanging from her father's back, so he let her down to play in the grass a bit as he waited for the line to move on. He didn't pay too much attention to Pinkie's antics during this time; over the years he'd learned to just not worry and let her do her own thing. As he watched Pumpkin play, Carrot Cake suddenly noticed somewhat of a commotion coming from the back of the line, then he heard Pinkie mention Luna, causing him to quickly jerk his head up and look towards the back of the line. Sure enough, there was the Princess of Night herself with various awestruck ponies stepping aside and bowing their head in reverence. "Oh my, it really is Princess Luna!" Carrot Cake said, following suit and as he quickly scooped Pumpkin up from the ground in his foreleg, stepped aside and bowed, making way for the princess. [Luna cuts.]
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    From the moment that the library came into view, Muffin Top regarded it with a level of curiosity. He'd heard that some ponies used trees as houses, but he had never seen one before, nor did he imagine that they could be so big. Even as the earth pony walked through the doorway, he still regarded the place with some amount of wonder, as this was also the first time that he had ever been inside of a library. "So this is a library, huh? Golly, I ain't never seen so many books before!" Muffin said, having grown up in a house with only a handful of old books. With seemingly nopony in the immediate area of that part of the library, Muffin went ahead of the others, his eyes scanning the very well-organized shelves and the books within them, some of them having titles that he found difficult to pronounce, given his rather unsubstantial level of literacy. "Think we might find somethin 'bout Neferset in these here books?" Muffin said to Neame, before looking around the library again then turning to Rainbow Dash. "Say…How's a whole dragon fit in here, anyways?" he said, having neglected to mention earlier that he had heard rumors of Celestia's student keeping a dragon in her library.
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    Carrot Cake couldn't help but grin a bit at Derpy and her rather blunt description of Tiny's profession. "Sure, it's always nice to see the work of a fellow artisan. Baking is an artform of its own, you know." he said as he watched Tiny open the small box reavealing the beautiful, shiny bracelet. "Wow, that sure is something" he said, nodding in agreement with Derpy. "You sure are one talented jeweler, Tiny. Maybe I'll go to you when my next anniversary comes up. Cup Cake would love something like that." After looking at Tiny's bracelet admiringly for a moment longer, Mr. Cake spoke up once more. "Well I don't wanna overstay my welcome, so how about I go ahead and take your orders? Er… That is, assuming that you aren't already set for food at the moment." he said, eying Derpy's bouquet of muffins.
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    Carrot Cake nodded to Cup Cake as he trotted on over to the two high chairs next to the kitchen table and began to secure the two foals inside of them. "They somehow managed to break the lamp in their room. Luckily, they don't seemed to be cut or bruised, but we'd better get those sharp pieces swept up soon." he said as he finished securing the twins in their high chairs only to hear Pinkie's musings about "window milkshakes." "Er… "Window milkshakes?'" Carrot Cake said to his wife, with somewhat of a puzzled look on his face. "Somehow, I don't think I even want to know." he said as popped into the front area of the store. "Hey, Pinkie, Pound and Pumpkin cake are up! Why don't you go ahead and help Cup Cake feed them and I'll go ahead and help this customer." Carrot Cake said, hoping to avert any more messes today.
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    I'm trying very hard to comprehend what your post is saying, but all I'm seeing is gibberish. o.o
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