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  1. My my, MARRIED?! Goodness I'm late, congratulations just the same and may you enjoy your new life!
  2. No, but I love it's Oxygen! The user below me is a Diamond Dog...with lot's of gold.
  3. Ah derp, can't believe I Didn't see this, You said "in the sea" and I have a Cloudship and whatnot so I assumed I was out of the list of possible choices. Also, sweet sketch Char!
  4. As Woo-...err....Cloud Wing's ship soared lower and lower, he began to make out details about the ship, it seemed more like a pirate ship then a musical transport ship...with it's sails and the sheer amount of ponies on deck compared to crates. There was also the small fact that most if not all the ponies on deck were armed with weapons of many sorts...all trained on them. This caused his own men to tense up quite a bit,though he didn't see why, they weren't firing yet. "Umm..boss?" The Dim looking Yellow Stallion spoke up again..wait a moment....that was his first mate! Of course, Peel! Alright, let's see what this fine gentlecolt has to say,"Should we,ya know, woomp 'em over the head? They are pointing more guns at me alone then I can throw a grape at." He observed with an utterly stupid analogy or something. [colour=#00ff00]"What? No! Why would we do that?"[/colour] The Captain asked with confusion as they soared ever closer to the apparently heavily armed ship, who would shoot someone down for complimenting them? That was ludacris! As the pullers fearfully pulled the ship down until it was only about 20..maybe 40 feet above the boat in question, Wood Wing swooped down until he himself was 10 feet above the band(?), his blue eyes casting their kind gaze over the deck, searching for any who might be the leader of this talented, and well armed, ensemble. Finally spotting a mare who, judging by how the entire crew looked to her for orders, seemed to inspire the same command and respect as he. Clearing his throat, the cloud masked monster(?) spoke to the black haired pony[colour=#00ff00]," Good day to you, ma'am." He greeted polity, as there was no reason not to,"I could not but happion to hear your crew's wonderful playing while my boys and I were leaving the scene of a battle and I just wanted to compliment you on it and offer you a safe passage to Colt's Cove, if that is where you are heading of course!"[/colour]
  5. There isn't much of a story as of yet, we are all just headed for Colt's Cove, but I can tell you what everypony is doing as far as I know. Red: Red is leading his brave boys into battle against Blackmane.... They lost and are now being captured....yeah.. Also, Clear(Dusk's character) is at the mercy of Captain Blackmane(who I will be sure to blow up at some point with Voodoo black magic.) Harla is relaxing with Cloud now...because they are a thing apparently, I expect hilarious betrayal in the near future. Meanwhile, the brave/foolhardy captain SoulFlare and his two side kicks are making their grand entrance onto the three way brawl going on at Blackmane's ship. MEANWHILE: The brave and handsome Captain Wood Wing is currently sailing down to [colour=#282828]Allegro's ship to compliment her on her music. Seriously. [/colour]
  6. I agree with Dusk, sick sketch man, and the character sounds interesting, this is quickly becoming a big ole' baking stove of neatness!
  7. Wood Wing struggled back to his hooves onto the deck, which his men had flown him onto after a few orders that lacked the rudeness usually associated with them. While he was starting to get feeling back in his wings his legs still felt horrid, and his face felt...horrible. Wait...his face! It was gone! They could see the mask! The other half of his face must of fallen off when they pulled him out of the net! [colour=#008000]"Oy! Stop looking you Salt suckers!"[/colour] He barked at his crew, who obliged there captain by forcible looking away, they had never seen Wood Wings face before... The Captain in question began searching all around for something to clothe himself with...barrel? No. Sandwich? Stupid. Cloud? Hmm.... He madly grabbed a lump of cloud beneath his aching hooves and shoved it onto his head, covering it completely, mane and all, with small eye-holes showing his laughingly light blue pupils. [colour=#00ff00]"Alright, my friends, shall we..wait, why are you looking away?[/colour]" He asked with a raised eyebrow, confusing the crew even more. An exceptional dim green fellow was the first to speak up,"Well boss...y'all kinda told us to...." He admitted and flinched in response to the hay-maker he knew was coming, but a minute later he saw it had never came, Wood's only reaction was to nod silently and gesture to the un-ponied harnesses that would move the ship[colour=#00ff00],"Why, I'm sorry, if you want, we can blow this Popsicle stand."[/colour] He suggested kindly, which was met by surprise of the crew, who quickly voiced their approval of the idea, quickly heading back to their positions as they saw Captain Wing was unharmed, he was somehow creepier this way...with him actually saying sorry... Wood Wing quickly considered heading to Colt's Cove...that could be a good idea, maybe stock up on supplies, allow his good, loyal friends some time off, and perhaps buy another wooden face? He sure did like those! But...as the ship made of clouds turned sharply, he, from his position on the deck, could hear the faintest song being played...it was quite good, all the drums and violins playing in tagname could make even he nod with respect! If only he could compliment those playing! and as he turned to say...left? It was oh so hard to tell from his position! But wherever he was looking, he spotted the faintest silhouette of a ship in the distance... Flying towards the very front of the ship and raising his no-longer-blocked voice above the roaring wind towards the pullers, he shouted,[colour=#00ff00]" Excuse me, Gentlecolts and fillies, may you be so kind as to allow us to turn say...left? I want to compliment the ponies playing that music."[/colour] He commanded/asked and, unsurprisingly, the pullers obeyed, slowly turning in the desired direction with only a small amount of confused mumbling as to what music he was talking about... [colour=#00ff00]"There we go! Nice and low! I don't want to surprise them or anything of the sort!"[/colour] He laughed as they got closer and more clearly visible, perhaps they were traveling musicians going towards a show? Hm, if he sponsored them it could make him more famous!
  8. Oh my, we are getting a Legend Ending? I'm very interested to see how this turns out! I predict the shedding of many manly tears of manliness Duskstorm: Great work on Harla, old chum! You can never go wrong with some good ol' Chibi! Talex: In the water? *snaps fingers* Dang, out of the running already.
  9. Why yes, I have one... What a strange number one is...seemingly "above" Zero yet looked down upon by all numbers...strange... Or is it? Unlike Zero, which is able to destroy all Mathematical Equations and such, one only has the Identity Property of Multiplication... Speaking of Properties, you see how that Wood burned? Reminded me of that time I made a home-brew flamethrower! Made me feel like a Pyro! Speaking of Pyros, do you like TF2?
  10. Oh you! I may be ultra mega smart, but I wouldn't go THAT far! My intellect is telling me the person below me has posted in this thread before....
  11. As the bomb hit the deck, the voice inside his head began roaring at him, demanding he stop this nonsense and hide behind a barrel, was the voice ignorant as well? He was Wood Wing! He would not be stopped by some little metal ball! He would walk right past it and punch this sucker in the face. Suddenly, yelling began emitting from the heavens as a speeding white blur began descending from the sky, winged ponies of various colors, bright yellow to black, began shouting from it, though their cries were difficult to hear from his position on the ground and their elevation, but one would be able to make out a comically sized net made of cloud protruding from the bottom of the Stratus Shredder. " 'Bout time you showed up! It ain't easy holding off an entire ship on your own! But luckily your captain is awesome like that!" He did the closest thing he could to yelling in his state, and while he hurt his lungs quite a bit, he thought he got his point across, now he and his boys would raid the ship, KILL ALL THESE BUCKERS FOR BREAKING HIS FACE, and chill at the Bay, maybe buy a store to further increase his fame? Yeah, good pla- Wait...why was he in a net? It seemed as if the crew saw where this was going, thus, in their wisdom, they had crafted a makeshift net to save Wood Wing, for they knew he would be fighting to the last, like always. They also had the foresight to assign certain crew members to save any injured. Yep...rather lucky...for everypony but Wood, who found the right side of his face crumbling away, revealing the soft, fleshy mask beneath which he hated oh so much... "YOU MORONS ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! AND DOING THE WRONG THING! I SWEAR! WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU, NOT EVEN MOTHER MENZI WI-" His curses and protests were eventually lost to the wind as the ship soared up into the sky with Wood and the other two survivors(the rest of the poor sods that had fallen into the ocean had the sad misfortune of drowning, likely cursed for eternity to become ghosts or some garbage like that. But..Wood's Boys never left a fight without a present...and they dropped a glass ball full of an unknown gas taken at random from the Shaman's collection... (Yo, you can just make something up for the Gas if you want, maybe a laughing gas? Shamans be crazy, after all. )
  12. Wood Wing laughed as he heard his boys hurl insults as well as bullets at the idiots, they were learning well! To make matters better, he was almost at the flag! Soon, he would have the pride of one of the most famous pirates, and he himself shall adopt that fame! It was at this particular moment that he and the rest of his ponies felt the force of an invisible shock wave and violently hitting the ground, he heard their screams as they either landed on their wings or splashed into the ocean. Wow...where did that come from? Wood WIng was one of the lucky ones, falling onto the deck just out of reach from his prize....wait...did he hear something crack? No...it wasn't a bone, sure they hurt at the moment and his wings were in a world of agony, but...this was worse.... His face! His face...it was cracking! The hard wood had been weakened by the force of the blast and the ground doing the final act...this...this was horrible! He began forcing himself to his hooves, using the support of the mast to pull himself up as his spare hoof kept the right side of his face together. Glaring at the braided captain who had the gall to dare insult him, the Marabian Outlaw hissed out,"You...I'm going to send you back to those Empire Hogs in so many bucking pieces they won't be able to cremate you!" He vowed and forced himself at Blackmane, his wings may be bucked to Tartarus, but he could still run and punch! As he ran, a voice began growing in his head, stating that "This is a horrible idea."
  13. Soul Flare? He shall be a fine pirate! I can smell it! And Ghost Pirates? Jinkies!
  14. Wood Wing laughed at the sellout's words, of course they were looking for a fight! It's not like some punkflank Law Lovers like them could hold their own aganst REAL pirates like them! Proud Pegasi of the Mareabian with nothing but their Wings and Skill to keep them at the top! Now, what kind of traitor would ever doubt that? "Um...boss...."The same yellow Pegasus piped up, his newly drawn rifle shaking in his hooves,"I-i think we should let this one slide....they kinda have us out-numbered..."He mumbled out, not looking his captain in the eyes lest he see the rage at his impudence brewing there as his fellows did, oh woe be the one that claimed to follow Wood Wing, yet at some-point question his orders. Captain Wing briefly pondered throwing the moron at Blackmane, it would teach them both! But the less-insane side of him knew that such a thing wouldn't be nearly as funny as beating Blackmane to death with the Yellow Coward in front of the entire crew...this gave him an idea. "Fine, you want to be a little filly? Then go get the bucking crew and tell them it's time to fight you bucking moron!" He ordered and gave a vicious uppercut to the doubter, giving him a nice jumpstart towards the far above ship,"Then get moving!" He roared above as he examined the rest of his troops,"Anypony else feeling....scared?" He forced out, the word alien to his absurd mindset. As expected, his only responses were the sound of guns and blades being readied and fearful mutterings of "Nope, not at all, Boss." With that taken care of, Wood Wing glared at the insolent foals daring to arm themselves against him, do they not know who he is? Bah! He would show them! "Trouble? It's only trouble if we can't handle the fight! And I'm sure me and my boys can handle you hypocrites!" He laughed and began muttering to his nervous followers,"Alright, start flying all around, harass these buckers and take what you can and break it or something and take potshots at them! Just keep messing with them until I can take their flag!" He ordered to the other Pegasi's confusion, though they began fulfilling the order anyway to avoid risking the wrath of their unbalanced leader. Soon, a flurry of three ponies began circling the massive boat, doing everything from insulting mothers to firing shots to keep the enemy busy while Wood flew up, towards the mast for some strange reason that will likely be reveled soon enough.
  15. Wow...sorry sir,C'mon in, free Milk on the house.... How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I go to Weenie Hut Jrs. -Wait...what? And I'm not ashamed of it.
  16. Medrinkingenergydrinks?Whatgaveyouthatidea? The person below me is a Ninja IRL, C'mon, don't hide it any longer!
  17. Woo! More characters! Talex: Thanks! Hopefully his personality will reveal itself through the course of the RP, in case you are wondering, I wrote him to an unholy combination of Gangnam style and Voltaire songs. Cain: Oh! A Navy Pony! This should throw a curve ball into things!
  18. (Mister BlackMane...ask and you shall be given!) Wood Wing threw a Unicorn over deck. "THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YA SLOBBERING MONGOL!" He roared as the poor fellow fell through the clouds, screaming as he went. The Deranged Captain straightened himself up and walked back to his cloud table, ignoring the small silence that had fallen over the working crew, who had payed witness to the entire event. "What? The moron spilled my drink! How do you expect me to react?" He asked harshly, his voice distorted disturbingly by the thick wooden mask,"Now then...BACK TO WORK! We gotta find something to do before I die of boredom! Nopony will remember me if that muck happens!" He explained as he took a seat upon the soft, welcoming pillow chair and took a swig of his first mate's, whom was currently out the stern of the ship, drink. "I swear...you can't find good servants these days...aww well, for the best I guess, Non-Pegasi don't belong in the sky anywho." He mumbled after a long swig of...was this Cider? Not bad, not bad at all. He couldn't believe that idiot split that jug of wine he had plundered from that small trading ship, the idiocy was almost infectious! It continued like this for several moments, Wood Wing mumbling about the idiocy of ground ponies and watching his crew pull and manipulate the cloud towards some direction Wood didn't care about, as long as it led to a new source of fam- "CAPTAIN! We spotted a water ship far below us! Should we take a look?" The anxious voice of a cloud puller rang out as the ship slowed down for a moment. "Of course we are taking a look!" He replied with no small amount of excitement, finally! Something to do! He leaped from his chair into a flying position and raced over towards the Pirate who had brought the ship to his attention," You four! Follow me!" He ordered with a laugh as four Pegasi, all pulling the Stratus Shredder, gave a whoop and flew towards him as he himself jumped off the fluffy deck, keeping his wings close as he fell towards the distant shape of the target ship...it seemed rather familiar... As the fearsome five drew nearer towards the ship, they were able to make out some details, such as it's design...it seemed very solid from what they could tell with their bird's eye view...and it had some sort of...metal point? Wait...he had heard about a ship like this! It belonged to some "legal pirate" or some garbage like that, if he took him down, he would be famous! But this only meant he would need a few more boys.... Naw, he should be able to take him! "Alright you little fillies! Wings out!" He ordered through the gale, his eyes fixed upon the ship before him as 10 wings were unfolded and stopped the fall suddenly, allowing them to hover in front of the ship...
  19. OOC: Woot! This got started! Alright, time to make a character up as I type.... Status: “Legend Begins: " Wood Wing has just stolen a ship from the Sky Docks of the Mareabian and is now off to make a name for himself....with the help of some friends, I guess. Name: Wood Wing. Sex: The Craziest Stallion you will ever meet. Age: 29, Old enough to pose a threat but young enough to make stupid mistakes. Species: Pegasus and proud, stick it to those ground ponies baby! Eye Color: A light blue that seems humorously out of place, not that you would ever see them behind the mask. Coat Color: The trademark dark green of his bloodline Mane/Tail/Markings Color & Style: Mane: A mockingly bright red mane and tail that smell of water found in clouds. (General appearance): Wood's appearance reflects who he is, young, insane, and desperate to forge his own legend. As such, he wears clothes that make him stand out from a crowd, such as his first and most noticeable article of clothing, a large, wooden mask in the form of a pony head that replaces his own face, some may wonder why he wears this when he actually is a pony, but his answer is a simple "why not?" The other part of his clothing hints at his practical side, it is a tight fitting leather coat with quite a few pockets, allowing him to bring snacks or steal loot while keeping his speed mostly unaffected. (Cutiemark) A pair of wings holding a drift-wood mask, symbolism of his intense speed and strange love of masks. (Ship description): Only the dead use the sea! And this opinion is reflected by his strange ship: The Stratus Shredder is a cloud manipulated into the shape of a small pirate ship, this makes it very, very fast, but very, very fragile, a single cannon being able to rip it apart. Luckily, Wood(or his crew, who could of politely suggested this to him on a good day.) keeps his ship far out harms reach as his men fly down for a fight...or at least he trys to, for to his crew's neverending horror, he has actually brought her down to circle the enemy at an intense speed to "put the fear of the sky into them. In the center of the ship, is a very small area that the main crew never go towards on their own accord...it serves as the home of the ship shaman and where they keep the rare prisoner. It is full of strange ingredients and items and some would say holds the true treasures of the Stratus Shredder...medical supplies and items of strange and not-well-known power! It is also one of the only major things slowing the ship down to a speed that ponies actually have a chance of hitting. (Weapons/Fighting style): Wanting to do something more with his speed and give him another layer of uniquity, Wood commissioned a set of of wing blades, effectively turning his wings into deadly weapons themselves and allowing him to do very quick attacks while hurling insults at his foes. The wing blades do not have some really ornamental look, believe it or not, they simply fit onto the edge of the wings with the serrated edges coating the tip feathers. (Lifelong dream as a pirate/whatever they are): Wood's lifelong dream is to finally outshine his family and to cut his name into the beaten and bloody face of history(and his brothers.) and is willing to do literally anything to increase his fame, if he has to become the richest pony, conquer and island or two, or become Pirate King to do that, then so be it! (Gah...this is saddingly empty, sorry about that, but his dream is fairly simple at the moment.) (History): Wood's history is a very.... touchy subject and he has been known to throw any who inquire about it overboard, but some things have been deduced by the more intelligent and scholarly ponies who have studied him. He seemed to grow up in the scrawling Cloud Docks of the Mareabian, where you have to stab fast and think faster to survive, (Colt) Wood's quick tongue and quicker wings allowed him to survive in this hostile environment, but it also earned him many enemies. Soon, his eldest brother, Murk Wing, took control of the Docks and became a Pirate Lord, suddenly placing a measure of expectation onto the fast rascal known as Wood Wing, at first this was manageable, in fact he enjoyed the attention! But soon his second older brother, Glitter Wing, returned from a long journey with a truly titanic horde of treasure and only one fourth of his crew left, making him one of the richest ponies in Sky-Dock history. Because of this, Wood began getting respect from previously hated foes and was treated as something akin to a prince... And of course, he loved it! Abusing his power at every opportunity, getting revenge on those who had wronged him, it was great! But soon, ponies began noticing he hadn't done anything of note yet, they began muttering about him being the odd-one-out, how he was a failure. Yeah, after an entire "childhood" of hearing these things all day every day, you would be rather insane too. (Personality): Wood Wing is rude to his crew, often making jokes at their expense and putting them through hell, but he doesn't hate them, not at all, and he always pays them fairly and allows quite a bit of freedom and parties as long as he is invited.(Oh goodness...this is painfully short, oh well, I guess we will all find out over the course of the RP!)
  20. Woot! The Pegasi Pirates of Voodoo shall live again! Arg, ye best be getting ye booty a'ready ta be plundered!
  21. Did somepony say...Arcade and Arena in the same sentence? I'm very interested, the best part about arcades is playing with other people, after all!
  22. Actually, I've always been a fan of Princess Luna's Cutie Mark(Gee Mage, aren't you original?) for the fact that it looks like an actual part of her((Not that all the other cutie marks for the other ponies don't, that would be silly.)), with the splotches and such, to me that has always been an interesting characteristic. But other then that, Applejack's Cutie Mark has always held points from me for it's simplicity.
  23. If I hear one more person loving a chicken over the best crusader, then I shall be forced to recite very long and complicated words from my Sweetie Belle! I'll do it! I prefer her over the others, as you have already guessed, because she always makes me laugh and is just a very likable character in my opinion. Plus Sweetie Bot gave her an extra edge. Though I must admit, Applebloom is also very, very cool.
  24. Sorry bud, but the ship has sailed and we arn't taking anymore characters, at the moment that is. Because your character is a robot and seems very well programmed, I could make it so that you can join us on the island itself, it would simply take some patience on your part.
  25. I vote for the final one as well. I didn't really think anyone would assume anything bad about the first one.... Apparently I was wrong. So yeah, Legends of the Pony-Pirates has my vote!
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