GolgoXIII

Welcome to Canterlot! *squeezies*

Welcome to Canterlot Spect! *squeezies*

Hallo 911? Is Amanda there? Amanda hug and kiss *click*

Welcome to Canterlot! *squeezies*

Welcome to Canterlot! *squeezies*

Welcome to Canterlot! *squeezies*

I finished planting all my tomato, green bean, strawberry, carrot plants earlier this afternoon and got my hoovies muddy but with a quick shower problem solved right? So I thought my neighbour owns a american staffer (pitbull) and had gone into my garden and dug up the 'fruits of my labour' (see what I did there.) so back I went into the garden replanting the tomato plants and strawberry starters (they bare no fruit but are flowering somewhat) and by that time I was muddier then before..got back into the shower and cleaned up. and babysat my neice til now. Not very eventful at all today in the city oh wells anywhoooo im gonna drink my sleepy time tea and go to bed. Thanks for reading *squeezies*

Welcome to canterlot! *squeezies*

I cant decide what to take to work for my lunch tomorrow...left over pizza or the last half of my sweet chicken teriyaki footlong from subway

I remember the toaster rebellion of 2090....all because Cathalos wouldn't share that poptart

Dear Princess Celestia, BlueMage and DreamNotes were hauled off to Canterlot by the guards....something about a disorderly cider influenced fight about skyponies and mind control i just sat there and laughed...oh and that thing in my neck was just some technogizmo thingy that I see twilight sparkle fiddle around with from time to time...anywho I don't hear that voice anymore and as for the technogizmo I attached it to my fridge as a magnet. Your faithful student GolgoXIII

I do? well thats a first

Why can't I lick m elbow?

Yaaay /slips into the clothes that girl wore from flashdance shes a maaniaaaaaaaac maaaniaaaaac on the flooooor! *pulls the leaver dumping cider onself*

Dear Princess Celestia, I have a weird lump on the back of my mane and sometimes I hear a voice tell me to obey the sky pony or i'll get spankies...whose sky pony? Your faithful student GolgoXIII

AND HELLO TO YOU TOOO *Squeezies Noedig and the asthmaticpegasus*

Helloooo and welcome to Canterlot! .*Squeezies* please enjoy your stay and dont wory everypony is nice!

Helloooo and welcome to Canterlot! .*Squeezies* please enjoy your stay and dont wory everypony is nice!

WELCOME TO CANTERLOT /Squeezies enjoy your stay and dont worry everypony is nice!

Nope I was made out of sugar spice and everything niiice! Shy can I haz a hug before Cathalos

/face covered in blueberry stains of goodness.... ITS TRUE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM!! :'(

Will you be my dance partner Bluemagey!

WELCOME TO CANTERLOT!! *Squeezies*

That happens all the time to me and confetti comes out when I blow up....also why is it impossible to lick your elbow?

Your funny Sulvuss *pats on the head*