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Can you teach me, even if I may or may not join this group?

On occasion, we will catch ourselves saying it, yes. Like "Pretty snazzy, eh?" It's just our little way of saying "right?". Though usually we use it to exaggerate the Canadian-ness of a situation, by saying "Look how Canadian we are right noo, eh. We just ate a smoked meat sandwich and now we're gooing oot to the hockey game, eh." Notice the "oot", as we tend to say it with an exaggerated Newfie accent.

Good day, old chaps! Going to pull myself up by my bootstraps and do what was once considered impossible! I, my dear acquaintances, am going to ride my own bandwagon! How will I do this, you ask? Well, all you must do is look at the title! I, as one of the pioneers of the "Ask" fad, have decided to make yet another "Ask" thread! And this one is not about myself, oh no! This one is for those who have inquiries regarding my home - Caneighda! From Vanhoover to Hoofoundland, Neighagra Falls to Lake Whinniepegosis, I'll answer all your questions about this wonderful, wonderful land of wheat, snow, and a whole lotta water. [colour=white]and not too much after that[/colour] So what are you waiting for? Ask, Ask, ASK!

Well, great! I guess I love arsenic then! Did you know appleseeds contain a slightly harmful amount of arsenic?

No, no. I'll do my best to remember how to sing Silent Night or something.

Thing is, most other "holidays", other than Festivus, tend to be in other languages. Which is, as I learned, against the site's rules. So, if you want Christmas, you'll get a very cruddy, just-learned-this-song kind of Christmas.

Also, I do warn, if you ask for holiday songs, I don't do Christmas. I don't even know any Christmas songs, anyway.

Posthumous nitpicking! Hooray! Do you mean, by chance, bioluminescent? There is a reason etymology exists. But, bioluminescence means light produced by living things, such as fireflies or glowworms. Does Stagey here somehow produce her own chemical reaction in a series of transparent, bulbous tubes attached to her legs?

What's with you and cyanide? Give an honest answer.

Who did you bandwagon this off of - me, shyshy, or Tales?

I've always wondered if singing counts as art... Because I'd be more than happy to do any pony/brony songs. Sign me up, I guess.

Ay, that's right, ya Yanks haven't had yer Fanksgivin' al'righty-red... ... I'm grateful for my mind, because it has allowed me to surmount the idiocy my body presumes and join you guys in this lovely community without getting shunned. Thank you, you guys, for being one of the best online communities this little Ping-eleventy-one has ever been on.

Me too, but after proofreading for an imbecile who called Equestria "aquestria" for a couple months, if it starts with "A" and ends with "ia", I AM OUT.

What happened to the box-made-of-soap? That was hilarious... AND TWINKIES!?!?

Let's see what you can do with a moustache, monocle, and top hat. Pony optional. Thanks!

(Oops, forgot you!)My orbital festivities occur between midnight and 23:59 around the twenty-fourth day of the month of March. My favourite hue, I would have to say, is duke blue​. I've always liked blue, and the depth of it reminds me of summer's twilight here in Canada, when the sky becomes the most beautiful shade of blue once the sun sets. Hmm... In terms of 2D games for Gameboy and such, probably Sonic. That was some of the most fun I had as a kid, watching Sonic spin round and round... In terms of 3D, Mario just has purely superior quality, without making you feel like an idiot... except for the Bee Hive Galaxy and Up, Up in a Tree. In terms of cartoons, Mario, hands down. I mean, Sonic was just an arrogant flank in Sonic X. So, overall, Mario, it would seem. But Sonic comes in a close second. A good question! Link. I played Metroid once when I was, like, six, and I didn't get it. I heard there were aliens somewhere, but I never saw any. Nor did I get any of the cool suits until I got bored. Maybe I should try again someday. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker was one of the first games I had on my GameCube, and I got right into it. I loved hacking and slashing, and solving the puzzles felt rewarding, but not like it was served to me on a silver platter. As for them vs. Captain Falcon, I never actually played any Cpt. games, except for one round of Super Smash Bros. Even then, I had to get my cousins to agree not to Falcon Punch me, because it was just stupidly overpowered. So all in all, Link, even without the Falcon Punch.

I don't think the lot of you understand the importance of tradition in this situation. When you think about it, there is no reason for the Aboriginal Peoples to still exist. The Europeans went all vini, vidi, vici on them, and that's that. However, the small amount of them that remained wanted to keep their people alive for as long as possible. So, they gave up modern technologies and stayed true to their ancestor's ways. This includes traditional rituals. Sure, the buffalo could just stampede somewhere else, but that was ancestral stampeding grounds, and people tend to get really angry when you mess with their routine.

I would've expected AJ on a fiddle, just because of how high-country that instrument is.

Hey there! Welcome to our community! I think you'll really find your way around here.

∆V=(h-m)^2/100-s*e*100 I say old chap! The most splenderiffically efficient way to experience such a wonderful boom in upper-lip glory is to appear on the Canterlot Voice, forsooth! It may seem to be wonky and punkeydoodled, but I assure you, once but a word crosses your lips, your 'stache shall bloom within minutes! Incompetent people who can't figure out basic puzzles, intolerants (to any denomination, not just bronies), capitalists, projectionists (not the movies, those who victimize themselves and blame other people), tomatoes, bicycles, misspelled words, people who don't make an effort to fix their grammar, your/you're, there/they're/their, dangling participles, hot weather, frost, snowless winters, my ankles, arts and crafts, the number six, you...... There's a lot of 'em.