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"Well I never!" Ms. Harshwhinney neighed at the first part of Gerrard's comments, taking great offense when the griffon mentioned 'flightless' and 'uppity' ponies. Professor Krashkop knew his old friend well enough to know he was trying to 'rattle' the orange mare, so he kept silent and 'played along' with it. But then, Ms. Harshwhinney's face brightened as Gerrard seemed to be taking her side in disapproving of the elevator. "See Professor? I knew the griffon would agree with me!" Ms. Harshwhinney neighed before realizing the subtle insult she'd been made the object of. "HAY! Wait a minute.." At this point, Professor Krashkop could no longer hold his peace. This was SO funny, he burst into laughter, not even caring that his idea had been 'voted' out. "I have alvays LOVED your sense of humor, Herr Greyfeather!" the green Pegasus giggled before calming down. "You are both correct, dis building does not need such a luxury." "Luxury? Did you say, luxury?" "Ja, it vould be dee first building in dee entire kingdom to have such a device, but since you'd rather not consider it.." "The FIRST building to have one?" Ms Harshwhinney asked as she daydreamed about being able to brag to those in her social circle and especially, to the Princess sisters about HER great achievement. :"Perhaps I was a bit, hasty, in my judgment. Professor, let's carefully consider this, elevator thing. If it can be put into place cheaply, maybe it should be a part of my, er, I mean, our building."

Welcome to the website, CreepyPasta! I know you already have a character app posted in Applications, here's some information those of us with the Welcome Wagon try to give to all new members: So you’re interested in roleplaying on Canterlot? That’s marvelous! We thought we’d just send you some information about our roleplaying community so that you can easily make informed decisions about the characters that you want to make and in what roleplay settings you want to participate. First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

Welcome to the website, Twinface! So you’re interested in roleplaying on Canterlot? That’s marvelous! We thought we’d just send you some information about our roleplaying community so that you can easily make informed decisions about the characters that you want to make and in what roleplay settings you want to participate. First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

When she heard AppleBloom mention dinner, Granny Smith and Uncle Apple Strudel looked alarmed. "Jumpin' GEE-HOUS-A-FAT!" the elderly mare shouted. "I plumb furgot ta git dinner started!" "ACK! UNEEMAL!" added the bearded stallion, "I vanted to bake more of mein famous strudel for dessert!" As both elderly ponies galloped off into the kitchen, Haywire remained in the room and moved closer to AppleBloom. "If'n yur lookin' fer another pony ta help ya play with yur playset, I'd gladly volunteer!" the blank flank filly neighed. "But if'n ya rather play with yur new slingshot, I kin give ya some pointers! Been shootin' wit mine fer quite a spell!"

As Granny Smith looked innocently on and whistled some forgotten tune, the stunned Paint stallion looked embarrassed and shocked at the recent chain of events. Yes, he had gotten his kiss and it was enjoyable, but it puzzled him how that sweet old mare could've jabbed his rear with a pin to spring him into action. Apparently, AppleJack was unaware of her Granny's participation, so Mojo wasn't about to get her into trouble. "AppleJack! Dreadfully sorry bout all this," the hippie brony said as he helped the orange farm mare up to her feet. "Don't know what came over me, maybe I've been out in this nasty sun too long." Witnessing his sister's actions, Uncle Apple Strudel pulled her aside. "I saw vhat you did! Dat vasn't very nice!" he scoulded. "But it got duh job done!" Granny Smith cackled. "Did ya see how high that hippie goomer jumped? Thought he was gonna leap to duh moon!" "I am going to tell AppleJack about..." the bearded stallion stopped speaking when he spotted Twilight Sparkle in line. "ACK! UNEEMAL! IT'S DEE PRINCESS!" "What in tarnation are ya catterwallin' about.. well I'll be a rotten apple! It' IS Princess Twilight Sparkle!" "Princess? Where?" Mojo asked, suddenly finding Equestria's newest alicorn in the line. Immediately, as Granny Smith and Uncle Apple Strudel bowed, the Paint stallion galloped up to Twilight, bowed and then stood to his four feet. Mesmerized by the beauty of the purple mare, the hippie brony instinctively turned on the 'charm' on her. "YEAH BABY! Er, I mean, hay, Princess! Really far out meetin' ya here like this! You're one good lookin' babe! How about you and me take in dinner an' a show while yur here? Whatdoya say, sweet stuff?" As Mojo was making a play for the pony Princess, high above Sweet Apple Acres flew an elderly green Pegasus stallion, singing a Germaney tune to himself during his flight..... "Au ta leetan Augustine! Augustine! Augustine!" Professor Clyde Krashkop sang before glancing down below. "Vhat have vee here? Looks like a big crowd! I vonder if Apple Vider season came early dis year? Sveet Apple Acres Vider is SO VONDERBA! Perhaps I should go down dere for a better look!"

"Excellent suggestion, Gold Digger," Con Mane said with a smile, "we'll accept your terms." "At least c'mon in an' let us buy ya a milkshake," Texas Tilly suggested. "We'd be glad to help you, Gold Digger," added Sye Klops. "AFFIRMATIVE!" Silver spoke. "We better go to that restaurant before that fat stallion eats all the food!" the Olden Pony neighed. "Can't argue with that!" Tilly laughed. "Ya comin', Gold?"

"Dere is nuting to fear, Frau Harshwhinney, as I have told you," Professor Krashkop said confidently as he turned to Gerrard. "I knew vee could count on you! By dee vay, have you zeen mein design specs for a new device I vish to install in dis building? I call it, an elevator und it vould replace dee need for stairs und.." "WHAT???" Ms. Harshwhinney neighed angrily. "You didn't mention that you planned on installing one of your worthless inventions into MY building! I will not stand for it!" "Vorthless? VORTHLESS!!!" the elderly Pegasus roared. "Mein inventions are NOT vorthless und I vill prove it to you!" "Not in MY building you won't! Need I mention what happened with your LAST great invention?" "Ok ok. So dee vorld's not yet ready for peanut-based glue! Vas it MEIN fault dat you had your interior designed use mein new glue on your vallpaper?" "Your stupid glue made me a laughing stock in my Bridge Club Circle! I was hosting our meeting the day that glue wore off and nearly buried all of us in soggy wallpaper!" "But you have to admit, dee vallpaper tasted good to nibble on vith all dat peanut glue on it!" "No elevator and that's FINAL! Even Mr. Greyfeather will argee with my caution, correct?"

Welcome to the website, Flec! So, you're interested in RP? SUPER! Here's some helpful tips and advice! First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

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Welcome AegisTheProtector! If you're interested in RPing on the site, here's some helpful tips and advice! First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

Welcome to the website, DuskyMothball! Do you RP? If you do, here's some helpful tips and advice! First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

"No so fast there, pal!" Larry neighed. "Ya done a good turn fer us, maybe we kin help y'all in return!" "That's a good idear, Larry!" added Tilly, "Mah saddlepal Silver here kin use his sensors ta help ya find all the gold in yur mine!" "AFFIRMATIVE!" the cybernetic alicorn replied. "OUR GROUP POSSESSES SUFFICENT HORSEPOWER TO ASSIST IN EXTRACTING THE MINERAL AS WELL!" "Ripping good idea, Silver!" Con Mane neighed. "One good turn deserves another." "I agree!" added Sye Klops. "All of us would be glad to help you out, Gold Digger." "YOU can make me another horseshoe?" the Olden Pony said as she turned to the others, "why didn't any of YOU offer to make me a new one?" "Reckon it was jist a SHOE-IN! I don't care who ya are, that's funny!" Larry the Cable Pony laughed. "Allow us to buy you dinner, Gold Digger," Con Mane said, "after all, we wouldn't be here without you." "Dinner? GIT'R DONE!" Larry shouted as he galloped into the restaurant. "That stallion's one apple short of a bushel," Tilly laughed. "THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!" "It's not supposed to, Silver," Sye Klops said with a grin. "Well Gold Digger, what do you say?"

Welcome to Canterlot.com, SkyShadow! So you’re interested in roleplaying on Canterlot? That’s marvelous! We thought we’d just send you some information about our roleplaying community so that you can easily make informed decisions about the characters that you want to make and in what roleplay settings you want to participate. First of all, we have three RP settings, as follows: World of Equestria (WoE) Canterlot Chronicles (CC) Free For All (FFA) WoE is geared to be completely canon. An approved application is required, and you can find the form and some great guidelines and suggestions for completing it here. Cast characters are available for RP in WoE, and your OCs can only be canon species seen in FiM so far. You can find the cast list & rules here, and the species list here. Since WoE is meant to be just like the show, we suggest that you not app anything for your character that you would not see in the show. This doesn’t mean your character has to be boring, not by any means! But anything too dark is not allowed. We also suggest that you keep an eye on the Codexia, which can be found here. CC is similar to WoE in that approved applications are also required, but any WoE-accepted characters, as long as they aren’t be changed, can be played in CC without needing a new application. The application can be found here. In CC, we do allow some things that don’t fit into WoE. Non-canon species that still make sense in the setting are allowed. Changelings and batponies are available, too! Alicorns will be available as soon as we’ve hammered out definite limitations on them. Cast aren’t available yet, but Rosie and Dio are working hard to set up a system for them in CC. The cast and species lists can be found here. As with WoE, we have a CC-exclusive Codexia that can be found here. Finally, for a better look at the guidelines that set CC apart from WoE, the rules can be found here. FFA is distinct from WoE and CC in that you don't need an application. You can start a thread right now! It can involve any character, location, or story, as long as ponies are included in some way and the threads don’t surpass PG-13 in rating: no excessive gore, and nothing explicitly sexual can be included. You can, however, cross MLP over with anything you want! Do you have a Doctor Whooves adventure setting you want to play around in? Go for it! Want to play as Twilight Sparkle, but you don’t have her for WoE? Feel free! Itching desire to play in the Equestria Girls universe? FFA is the place for it. Go wild! It’s entirely up to you which roleplay setting you decide to jump into, and if you need some help, feel free to ask! The RP Staff is here to ensure that you and everyone else enjoy Canterlot’s roleplaying community. If you want any assistance in creating your first RP character for CC or WoE, I’d be glad to help you, and once your first character is accepted into CC or WoE, I’d be just as glad to help you find a thread to join that will help you play your character to her full potential! If you have any further questions feel free to send me or one of the other Roleplay Helpers a PM to ask whatever you need to know. You can find a list of all of us in the WoE Codexia! Happy RPing!

"OH C'MON!" an anxious Granny Smith neighed as Uncle Apple Strudel pulled her away from the apple stand. "Dat is enough, mein sister!" the bearded stallion neighed sternly. "You vill embarrass AppleJack und dat young stallion if you keep behaving like dis! I vill not allow you to make dem feel any more ackvard! Is dat clear?" "Reckon ya gotta point thar, brother," the elderly mare confessed, "Say! Mojo want's a bushel of Granny Smith's! Best fetch'm fer'm!" "Javol!" Apple Strudel neighed with a salute as he walked towards the back where those special apples were kept. This allowed a snickering Granny Smith to sneak back up into position, hoping to finally see Mojo and AJ kiss. "Well babe, er, I mean, AppleJack, since I paid me bits, guess there's only one thing left to do," the Paint stallion said, but by now, Mojo was visibly nervous. When the hippie brony realized he was about to kiss one of the most famous ponies in Equestra, a pony who with her five friends had saved the kingdom on more than one occassion, the stallion was in awe of her. It would be like kissing a living legend, and now, for the first time in a long time, Mojo was losing his 'trademark cool.' Was he truly worthy of this great honor? Fresh doubts now flooded his mind. Granny noticed his reluctance, and taking a hairpin out of her hair, the wiry lime green mare then jabbed the unsuspecting stallion in the rear, causing him to yelp and lunge forward at AppleJack.

"Did y'all say, GOLD mine?" Larry the Cable Pony asked with a huge grin. "Well thar pal, lead on, and on the way, you kin tell me all about that thar gold mine!" "There's gold in this here universe?" Texas Tilly asked. "AFFIRMATIVE!" the cybernetic Silver spoke out. "GEOLOGICAL SCANS SHOW TRACE AMOUNTS OF GOLD IN THIS WORLD!" "Of course there's gold in this world, silly!" Sye Klops neighed. "But dragons only eat gems, not precious minerals." "Quite right," added Con Mare as he turned to the Olden Pony, "and what is your opinion, miss?" "Does HE have my rusty horseshoe?" she asked, pointing at Gold Digger. "Could one of y'all remind me why we brung Ancient Annie over thar with us?" Larry whispered. "Shut yur yap an' keep walkin', lard-o!" Tilly replied.

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"Vhat did I tell you, Frau Harshwhinney?" Professor Krashkop neighed. "Did I tell you Gerrard vas dee perfect guy for dis job?" "Indeed you did, Professor," the orange mare in the purple blazer said as she turned towards Gerrard. "I must ask this question, simply because I am in charge of this operation. Will you be able to bring this project in on time and on budget?" "Of course he vill! You vill see, is this not so, Herr Greyfeather?" "I don't mean to be picky, but I will be the one facing the wrath of my superiors if this building isn't completed on time. This is why I insist on asking the question, sir."

The six traveling companions saw GoldDigger walking up to Larry and talking. "That thar's the best offer I've had all day!" Larry the Cable Pony neighed. "We're gittin' no where fast on our own. Where's the nearest restaurant?" "It figures ol' tubby thar's got his mind on food!" Texas Tilly quipped as she turned towards him. "If'n yur THAT hungry, why not go graze or is that too much work fer ya?" "Can't do that, sweetie, read what all them signs say over thar!" "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" Silver read as the cybernetic stallion turned to examine them. "Can't keep off duh grass an' eat it at the same time! GIT'R DONE!" "WHO'S GOT MY RUSTY HORSESHOE?" the Olden Pony asked again. "Give it a rest, Methuselah! I'm askin' this dude here about a place ta eat!" "I say, that was rather rude, Larry," Con Mane said sternly. "I have to agree, you should apologize," Sye Klops added. "Ok, I'm surry old lady," Larry the Cable Pony said as he faced each of his traveling companions. "NOW kin we go eat? I'm so hungry, mah stomache's about ta sue me fer non support! I don't care who ya are, that's funny!" Texas Tilly, Silver, Sye Klops, Con Mane and the Olden Pony all groaned at Larry's terrible joke.

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"I see! Right down ta business! That's groovy, I can dig it!" Mojo said with a toothy grin as he placed his bits on the applestand. "How about, in honor of yur charmin' Gran, I'll take a bushel of Granny Smiths. And now, for me kiss..." "Hot diggity! He's gonna kiss'r!" Granny Smith shouted before Uncle Apple Strudel pulled her away from the stand. "I tink you vill make AppleJack und Mojo feel very uncomfortable if you continue to behave like dat!" "Reckon ya gotta point thar, brother, but I wanna watch it anywho! That fancy lookin' goomer could be part of our family someday!" "I vill fetch dee apples," Apple Strudel said as the bearded stallion watched towards the back. "Don't care what ol' whisker face says, I'm rootin' fer Mojo on this one."

Mojo smiles as he hears Wheat Grass's story. "That's one groovy love story, chum! Maybe someday in the future I can be findin' meself a ideal soul mate too! Oh, ya mean Granny Smith? Forgive me pal, I thought you'd heard of the Apple Family. They're a groovy group of farmin' Earth Ponies who's main crops is, apples. Ya got the Gran, she's the heart an' soul of the Apple clan. Great old gal, kinda loopy sometimes, but she's cool. Then there's the three grandkids, AppleJack, Big MacIntosh and Applebloom. Applejack's quite a looker! She a hard workin' mare who'd easily have a whole line of suitors if she'd seek'm. Her big brother Big MacIntosh is the strong, silent type. Can't get that bounder ta say much more than 'Eeyup' or 'Enope' most of the time, so he's not exactly strong on conversation. The youngest of the three is AppleBloom. Poor little filly doesn't even have her cutie mark yet. I betch you'd like'm a lot, Wheat Grass! I'm been on their farm a few times meself." Mojo then looked a little stunned at his final question. "Oh, that was just a figure o' speech, chum! No worries. How is your tea? Would ya like some more? Got plenty in the pot!"