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Penumbra

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  1. Oh geeze. If i'm the good one...... Than you must be very VERY evil..............Awesome.
  2. Doctor! This is no time to be drooping forward slightly on the stool your placed on! Those sponges aren't going to breathe on their own accord.
  3. Oh Doctor! *Dramatic hand motion* You are the most talented biological, neurosurgeon, physiologist, terminator doctor scientist! But how will you ever remove this guys lungs and replace them with fully functioning kitchen sponges?
  4. Wait a minute... That sounds alot like how i became a brony! Are you sure your not actually me? If you are tell me, ill find out anyway! Welcome to Canterlot. But i would already know that. Wouldn't I!!!
  5. Which ones? You mean the drunk guys who wont move by them selves? the retarded ones who cant understand the basic fundamentals of a gun? Or the women who wont move until you hold their hand and drag them across the mall, until you are swamped by zombies which at that point they will heave the might from the very gods themselves and preform a push so devastating all zombies within sight will fall to their knees as well as yourself if you are near, and you will be. *Breathes
  6. Yea, you could only really play the game on a high def. But do you know what sucked more that dying on your way to the safe zone? Those bloody convicts who would not die no matter how many times you run them down with their own car.
  7. Do you know what tastes better than all of them? Victory......and chocolate.
  8. (Psssst say ponies are awesome. That's always responded well here ) Welcome to Canterlot. Don't worry, you'll grow out of the 'meep' stage.
  9. 14: Door knobs MUST be turned slowly
  10. Lesson 7: Showing a picture of your family/loved one is a surefire way to die.
  11. Ill be happy to celebrate your victory. Here's to you. Oh wait.....
  12. You're Rabid? Is it contagiousness? I'm going under the assumption that the 'MSPA fandom' is some form of rogue government science lab, that's slowing poisoning the worlds water supply with mind control serum, making everyone crazy about MLP. If that's the case tell them i said thanks and keep up the good work. Welcome to Canterlot. We don't mind.
  13. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars, or get sucked into a black hole.
  14. Are we gonna start throwing those nice and bloody pictures at each other? Because if this how its gonna be...fun fun fun.
  15. Penumbra

    jobs?

    Me? Work? Ha!. Although i did apply for a night worker position at some place, i should probably find out where it is.
  16. Lets see if we can't 'creep out' for a win. "Please... the pain has gone on for so long... all i wanted was a friend, but now the time for chit chat and marshmallows by the fire has ended, and i hope that soon, so shall my life. I have knocked on death's door for so long, please, let him invite me in for tea."
  17. How long do you thinks its gonna take before dubs that episode with "This is Halloween"? Fillies and colts of every age......
  18. You knowing that MLP is cool is all you'll ever need to know. That's why i'm watching the show instead of reading about the Chinese Revolution! Welcome to Canterlot.
  19. I read cupcakes! I don't understand what all the commotion was about though. Wasn't that bad. Welcome to Canterlot. *twitch
  20. Yeah, we all have a tendency to be awesome. That makes you awesome for noticing that. But you would have become awesome as soon as you became a brony. So your awesome for noticing that were awesome because you knew our awesomeness from being awesome because you're a brony. Excuse me, I need to go write out a spread sheet. Welcome to Canterlot.
  21. This place has a sort of pony atmosphere i reckon. Probably due to all the ponies i keep seeing. Welcome to Canterlot. (It's safe to breathe the air)
  22. YES! I am a moderate fan of Sherlock. I say moderate because i've only read: Study in scarlet, Sign of four and i'm about halfway through the adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (I don't read often)
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