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Haserman

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  1. Haserman

    Hello

    Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  2. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do.
  3. [OOC: Yeah I'm fine with starting a new thread just send me a link and we'll resume it in the morning. Any questions feel free to PM if you want to discuss this or anything]
  4. Saxophone Play nearly every saxophone from soprano to baritone but sadly have never played a tenor. Strange when you think about it, I mainly specialise in Jazz or classical can do some rock but I always try to swing it. Guess I'm a jazz man at heart and always will be. I love listening to Big Band music
  5. Oh hey there, welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do.
  6. Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  7. Orange's unconsciousness prospered into a peaceful slumber, his previous excitements and escapades forgotten only to be taken away (even if momentarily) by dreams. Orange dreamed peaceful dreams, of his home amongst his crop, the cool winter breezes and the potatoes the miles of miles of potatoes. Orange heard the mumbles of ponies just out of the reaches of his mind but was in too much of a peaceful place to pay it no mind. To the outside observer Orange would like like any other normal semi-unconscious, drunk pony but to the keen observer or anypony with ears could add a snoring pony to this list. As Orange had peacefully fallen into a deep sleep tired from his previous escapades. [OOC: This is really a pass so you guys can continue on. I'm really busy at the moment so I haven't been able to create a super awesome post so sorry, I'll be able to post back to normal soon enough (probably tomorrow). So anyway sorry]
  8. Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  9. might be a bit hard to read so it says 'Love and tolerate this' *flips in fedora coin*
  10. Orange looked around the room hoping and praying to Celestia for a quick escape route, just in case his plea for his life did not work. Just like it had been before the room still had no windows and Orange wasn't game enough to try flying through the walls after his last incident with the front door the only possible escape route being the door, the very same door that was now blocked by this blood crazy mare seeking retribution against him. Orange's flow of panic was mildly interrupted by Doctor Betterbones, Orange hadn't heard the first part of the Doctor's conversation with the mad mare due to blood that was now rushing through his ears due to his extraordinarily high heart rate. Orange was slightly brought out of his panic stricken state when the conversation flowed towards him. "Don't worry, Orange, Arnica is a doctor like me, and, like me, she's just concerned for you. She's not going to turn you into soup ..." This somewhat calmed Orange down a little, knowing that Arnica was a Doctor and not some crazed mad mare seeking retribution against him for his vodka mishap allowed Orange to calm down slightly. 'Unless ... Doctor Betterbones is onto this too and wants to turn me into soup for what I did to his door, OH CELESTIA HELP ME' Orange thought as he started to panic more than before. "At least, I don't think she is ... You... don't do that to ponies... do you?" "Oh, I hoped I'd get to have a little more fun before you found out. My plan was to turn all of your patients, one by one, into soup... but I guess I'll have to just settle with making soup out of the two of you!" "Eeep" was all Orange could make out as his mind went a mile a minute. Orange's eyes began dart around the room comically fast. looking for an escape route he could have possibly missed, the room having not changed within the minutes he last checked left Orange with no options. All Orange could think back to was the moments leading up to him being stuck in a room surrounded by surgical equipment about to be turned into pony soup. The crazed Arnica Soup Mare (ASM for short) continued to speak but Orange was still deep in thought panicking. Orange's vision started to darken, Orange continued to panic as unconsciousness took over.
  11. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. If you haven't already you should start up an application form so you can start Rp'ing ASAP. Can't wait to see you around the Rp circuit
  12. Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. Also if you want to start Rp'ing ASAP you should get an application started, so you don't loose anytime. Can't wait to see you around the Rp circuit.
  13. Wow not many posts on this one. Anyway I'm currently Rp'ing right now but feel free to join it's in Solstice Heights and it shouldn't feel to awkward for you to join right now as it is a Doctor's office, well anyway here it is
  14. So would it be possible for me to create a pony from Australia (probably name it Oatstralia or something along those lines), I'm asking this because being Australian, I love to play to the stereotypical Australian act and I think it would be interesting and fun to Rp like that. I'm not sure if I can though because the ponified Australia is not on the main Equestrian map thus making me question whether it will be possible. If I can't, can I just put it out there for consideration to make an area for Australian ponies to come from even if it isn't for Rp'ing it would be great for Australian Bronies. Cheers
  15. Boomshakalaka: A common term yelled when someone does something amazing by that person example: *throws paper into bin from across the room* BOOMSHAKALAKA *100% in a test* BOOMSHAKALAKA
  16. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  17. Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  18. Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. Don't worry about the grammar everypony here is quite friendly and I'm Australian some people may say that we speak a different form of English from the rest of the world but nopony ever complains.
  19. Hey, welcome to Canterlot. Hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  20. Orange had been bouncing around the room for quite some while discussing with himself the possible cookie flavours he could be receiving. At this point in time some may say he was a bit more than intoxicated but to Orange this was his normal blood alcohol percentage on a Monday night, especially after the events he had endured. Eventually Orange had come to the conclusion that the most likely flavour outcome he would receive would be Chocolate chip taking into account the weather and location of Solstice Heights allowing it to have a continuous supply of coco beans forcing the consumer price to be lower than any other flavouring, this in turn with the Doctor's current position in Solstice Heights and lack of other personnel showing the amount of income being representative over the last couple of weeks proving chocolate chips to be the most favourable. This rather lengthy conclusion having been come up by a slightly more intoxicated Orange left him with nothing else to do. "Soo bored" Orange muttered to himself while he lay on the floor wallowing in his own boredom. "I'm drunk aren't I? No I'm not. Yes I am. Ok, ok if I can fly upside-down then I'm officially not drunk". Orange immediately got up off the floor and took to the air, the room being slightly large had ample space for a pegasus to take off easily. Orange noticed a slight movement on the ground but assumed it only to be due to his flying. Orange quickly tried to turn upside down and continue flying, a feat quite difficult for most sober and well trained pegasi, at this point in time Orange was neither and quickly fell to the ground in a pile of his own limbs. Orange slowly recovered and untangled himself, "oh well I may be slightly drunk but I'm still getting cookies" Orange said cheerily as he began to bounce around the room in anticipation of the sweet confectionery treats. Orange was quickly interrupted by somepony clearing their throat, Orange merely stopped mid-bounce, smiling while still thinking about the cookies. "Orange, you weren't... You weren't in an explosion before you came here, were you?" "Yes? Maybe?" Orange replied thinking back to why somepony would ask him that, 'Oh sweet Celestia maybe I blew up something of hers and she's here to claim retribution ... IN BLOOD. What can I do, what can I do? Apologise and beg for mercy that's it' Orange thought quickly as he panicked over the worst case scenarios. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry it wasn't my fault my cart exploded. It just kinda exploded I didn't mean to break anything. I'm so sorry, please don't turn me into soup" Orange pleaded hoping he could somehow save himself.
  21. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. Also if you haven't already you should start up an Application form so you can start Rp'ing ASAP
  22. Curse insomnia In the middle of the night Just so damn tired
  23. Haserman

    Howdy!

    Welcome to Canterlot hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  24. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
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