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Bill Clinton answers questions about MLP


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No, really! http://www.npr.org/2...lays-not-my-job

The hosts were playing a game. They asked him about something he should know nothing about.

The particular excerpt, spoilered due to length:

SAGAL: So here we go. You ready to do this? One of the current My Little Ponys is Rarity. That is her name, Rarity. What is her particular enthusiasm? A: she loves her little line of toys called My Even Tinier Ponies.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: B: giving other ponies makeovers. Or C: eating paste.

(Soundbite of laughter)

President CLINTON: Eating what?

SAGAL: Eating past, sir, Mr. President.

President CLINTON: P-A-S-T-E?

SAGAL: P-A-S-T-E, paste, sir.

President CLINTON: B.

SAGAL: Yes, giving other ponies makeovers. Yes, that is in fact Rarity's...

(Soundbite of bell)

(Soundbite of applause)

SAGAL: Big enthusiasm. Very fashion conscious, our Rarity is. All right, when ponies in Equestria discover their true talents in life, they earn something. What? A tattoo on their flank, known as a cutie mark. B: a title, such as Fluttershy the Inventive. Or C: the right to mate.

(Soundbite of laughter)

President CLINTON: A.

SAGAL: A. You're going to go for A, a tattoo known as the cutie mark? Oh, you're right, sir.

(Soundbite of bell)

(Soundbite of laughter)

(Soundbite of applause)

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SAGAL: All right, well let's see if you can be perfect. The ponies' most powerful enemy is which of these? A: Krastos the Glue Maker.

(Soundbite of laughter)

President CLINTON: If he's not, he ought to be.

SAGAL: Yeah, I know. B: the evil pony Nightmare Moon. Or C: the cynical grownup, Chester.

(Soundbite of laughter)

President CLINTON: B.

SAGAL: B, you're going to go for the evil pony Nightmare Moon. You're right, Mr. President.

Mr. BODETT: Wow.

(Soundbite of laughter)

(Soundbite of bell)

(Soundbite of applause)

Yeah, colour me surprised.

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C: Krastos the Glue Maker

:-o:-( ..................................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: What? I guess I had the french lyrics to "At the Gala" on my clipboard... didn't even notice them there.

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It's nice that he was able to get all three right, but in all honesty they're pretty easy questions, even for someone who has no idea about the show. I don't say Brony, moreso mere chance. I don't wanna quash nopony's dreams of Slick Willy being a brony but... :blush: :blush:

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